hey robin ROBYN! R O B Y N * Seraphic snarls at tiko *** Seraphic was kicked by DarkSpiff (Flood! See ya later slut!) uh oh *** Seraphic (sisters2@stl-wa51-33.ix.netcom.com) has joined #zero darkspiff has a death wish Slut? That I object to whoops, darkspiff is in for a world o' hurt * fnord_ runs for cover * Seraphic growls * rc0-gkbgk seeps into the cracks and why do u say that? Dan, your lil friend is a bitch <_Fuzz_> uh * vira shimmers slightly into intangibility <_Fuzz_> spiff <_Fuzz_> scripts <_Fuzz_> ESPECIALLY LIKE THAT ONE <_Fuzz_> are EXTREMELY UNACCEPTABLE And I AM UNHAPPY NOW i didn't kick anyone! <_Fuzz_> do you understand *** _Fuzz_ sets mode: -o DarkSpiff Didn't kick anyone, eh? <_Fuzz_> yes, you did * Seraphic growls <_Fuzz_> [22:37] *** Seraphic was kicked by DarkSpiff (Flood! See ya later slut!) * fnord_ digs into the ground and fills the dirt in behind him If there had been a reason, that would have been okay * rc0-gkbgk blurbles to vira and fnord 'the things are doing it again' no i think its alex's programs or somethng Alex *grunts* He can crawl under the fat rock he came from and die a miserably lonely death robyn: can i interest you in one of my excellent products? *opens his trench coat and reveals an impressive array of torture devices and weapons* People are kicking me for no reason :P i'm having a special sale today.. 100% off everything OOOO1 JERFY! sorry guys.. i'm using my friend's nick and i guess he has some scrips or something sorry :) * Seraphic runs over to Jerfy and admires his *weapons* >;] in fact, i have with me today a test subject * fnord_ points at darkspiff EEE! SHOW ME! :] choose your weapon have at him! * Seraphic dances around with merment and glee Hmmmm... * vira looks appreciatively at the thumbscrews and hooked knives *picks through, looking at the cutlass, the broadsword, the cat-o-nine-tails, the poleaxe, and finally decides on the war hammer, an old favourite * DarkSpiff apologizes * Seraphic giggles * Seraphic hefts the war hammer look at him apologize.. you're not going to fall for that mushy crap, are you? how much, Herfy? Naw free for you! When have I ever before? YAY! FREEE! :] * Seraphic dances * ytiddo hides in her own little corner of the channel. i'm a she! i'm on alex's (he) machine * vira admires yt's sex change, and strikes up a convo * Seraphic bounces over to darkspiff, eyes her slightly, then swings at and nails her in the head *crunch!* ooh whoops * fnord_ wipes the splattered blood off his spectacles with a tissue from his kleenex mini-pack * Seraphic rubs her hands in the blood, paints slashes on her face and grabs the hammer again * Seraphic raises the hammer over her head and swings repeatedly at Darkspiff, pounding her flesh and bones into pulpy, mushy, unsanitary meat * fnord_ shields his glasses with a hand I got a haircut on Thursday :] take a picture :P * Seraphic tosses jerfy her handkerchief Jerfy: I'm going to see Chad this thrusday so we'll take picies then :] yee haw :) Seraphic- you've got problems Dark: Yeah, and your point is? * vira inadvertently licks his lips at the bloodshed. From the background, strains of a thrill kill kult melody drift into hearing... "...Christian zombie vampires"... "...the days of swine and roses.." * Seraphic takes out a dagger and slashes her name in Dark's mangled body * Seraphic smiles and kissles her lil vira very messy done with her? Am I done? Well.. i dunno * Seraphic eyes the body Are we done, vira? * vira could recommend some things, but this is Seraphic's bloodbath :) OOOO! i'm soooo open to suggestions ;] * Seraphic giggles considering the mangled state of the corpus, there might not be too much left save for truly extravagant measures * ytiddo continues to hide. I watched Pokémon for the first time today.. There's this lil criter, Bulbasaur or something, that's sooo cute! :] right robin =] hehe * Seraphic grunts at tiko perhaps strip a few nerves from the soft areas of the belly and apply lemon or salt Mmmm.. i think I mashed her brain too much for her to actually feel pain you should have killed the rest of her body first, then smashed her brain I know :[ oh, well, you could embed nitrogen triiodide under her skin in various places and then have fun with a meat stomp But her head was such a big traget * Seraphic grabs that poleaxe from Jerfy and hacks off a few limbs don't forget that bone marrow is very nutritious Hmmm.. true! * fnord_ offers a flamethrower barbeque anyone? nah, no need to cook it... smell of burning hair is nasty, though most kids never ate the marrow in school lunch * Seraphic grabs a rotisserie and has jerfy turn it after she propr it under the spit and impales Dark's limbs on it you guys are so pathetic darkspiff: you're going to be so tasty * fnord_ hands out paper plates and plastic forks go fuck yourself Oooo.. the good china! :] LOL i want the left armpit! * fnord_ grins can someone tell the main course to stop telling me to go fuck myself? Doug.. what'll you give me for it? lol i want some lung! * no-one rams a large dildo into darkspiff's crispy black anus. seraphic: a swimming puddle lung.. well, ytiddo, I dunno if it's salvagable? the other purple meat! :) * Seraphic looks at the spalltered body if you can find it, we'll cook it! :] dibs on her scrotum LOL okay Jerfy ;] Doug: Deal. since when do girls have scrotums? w00t since dinner was born vira: She wasn't a girl :] vira: rupaul. hehehehe hahahahahaha * Seraphic sits with vira and toys with his hair * Seraphic turns off the blow torch.. allllll done! :] * Seraphic tosses Doug the left armpit num num hehe * Seraphic takes the right upper arm for herself and digs in needs barbeque sauce :/ thank you for flying trip-away air-way, at this time all passengers may retrive their brains from the overhead compartpartment, enjoy your stay in reality, and fly with us soon again!