[2:40] <DaRoach> *whack**whack**whack*"hey mom, i'm home"*whack**whack**whack*
[2:40] <DaRoach> *whack**whack**whack*"hey roy, can you hand me that hammer?"
[2:40] <DaRoach> *whack**whack**whack*
[2:40] <fnord_> haha
<no-one> *whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack*"hey, wow...horse gives woman orgasm, all i have to do is click here..."*whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack*
[2:41] <DaRoach> ahahahahaha
<no-one> *whack**whack**whack**whack*"oh..hi christine..."*whack**whack**whack**whack**whack*
[2:41] <DaRoach> *whack**whack**whack**whack**types hehe in #bye so that it looks like he isn't masturbating**whack**whack**whack*
[2:42] <Istrain> *whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack*  /join #beachsex  *whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack*
[2:42] <DaRoach> "***Nicole` is online." *whackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhack*
<no-one> *whack**whack**whack**whack**thinks to himself...* "this onehanded typing business isn't too bad...i don't type fast so they don't know i'm typing onehanded anyway!"*whack**whack**whack**whack**whack*
[2:42] <DaRoach> ^^ hyperwhack
<no-one> their hands never leave their crotches
[2:42] <Istrain> *whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack*
[2:42] <hexed-> this is why people are afraid of the internet
<no-one> ok
[2:43] <Trolan> bahahahaha
<no-one> thats nice
[2:43] <Istrain> *whack**whack* Hey hows it going Revren *whack**whack**whack**whack*
<no-one> AHAHAHA
[2:43] <DaRoach> *whack**whack**whack**whack**whack*Something wrong with the internet?*whack**whack**whack**whack*i dun think so*whack**whack**whack**whack* oh look, dogs that LOVE their masters*whackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhackwhack*
[2:44] *** hexed- (temp@clay3c-35.pacific.net) has left #bye
[2:44] <fnord_> hahahaha
[2:44] *** DaRoach sets mode: -i
[2:44] <DaRoach> hehe
[2:44] <Istrain> *whack**whack**whack**whack*  Mom My tummy hurts, will you rub my it  *whack**whack**whack**whack*
<no-one> *whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack*"i have a confession to make..."*whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack*"i can't seem to stop masturbating...everywhere i go, i've got my hand wrapped around my penis"*whack**whack**whack**whack*"i don't even wear pants anymore they're just there to keep my ankles warm!"*whack**whack**whack**whack*
[2:44] <DaRoach> ahahaha
[2:44] <Istrain> hahah
[2:45] <DaRoach> *whack* *snap* OH SHIT
[2:45] <DaRoach> *glue* *whack* oh thank god! *whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack*
[2:45] <Istrain> *whack**whack**whack**whack* o/~ What if god was one of us o/~ *whack**whack*
<no-one> *whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack*"come back here reverend! i'm not really that bad of a person!"*runs after him masturbating**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack*
[2:45] <DaRoach> ahahaha
[2:46] <Istrain> *whack**whack**whack**whack*   Holds his mothers hand on her death bed  *whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack*
[2:46] <DaRoach> i bet justin is thinking we're all assholes right now, and then he alt+tabs back to www.free-xxx-pictures.com/bessy
[2:46] <Istrain> hehe
[2:47] <Istrain> *whack**whack**whack**whack* I DO ASSHOLE  *whack**whack**whack**whack*
<no-one> *whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**cries...**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**sees reverend coming back...* "YAY!"*whack**whack**whack**whack**whack*"HEY HENRY!!!"*whack**whack**whack**whack**then they masturbate together, in church, in the confession booths*
[2:47] <DarkDawg> fuvk u
[2:47] <Istrain> bwhahaha
[2:47] <DaRoach> ahahahaha
<no-one> no..he wouldn't hold his mom's hand...he'd ask her to keep up his streak, since his arms ar egetting tired
[2:48] <fnord_> hahahahaha
[2:48] <Istrain> *whack**whack**whack**whack*   350MHZ *whack**whack**whack**whack* PORN LOOKS CLEAR  *whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack*
[2:48] <DaRoach> ahahahahahahaha
<no-one> they'd all call eachother and use conference calling, all of them on their cordless phones, with headsets masturbating to picutres of eachother
[2:49] <DaRoach> *stops whacking* *looks at people playing baseball and living normal lives* *continues to whack*
[2:49] <chickey> hi justin
<no-one> "yeah, those retards"
[2:49] <chickey> it's julia
[2:49] <DarkDawg> hello
<no-one> *whack**whack**whack**whack*
[2:49] <Trolan> I never seen so much 'hwackin'
[2:49] <chickey> how's it going?
[2:49] <Istrain> *whack**whack**whack**whack* I CAN LOOK AT AS MANY NETSCAPES AS I WANT *whack**whack**whack**whack* www.hornybastard.com *whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack* www.moan.com *whack**whack**whack**whack* 
[2:49] <DarkDawg> not bad
[2:49] <chickey> are they picking on you
<no-one> *whack**whack**whack**whack*"not bad"*whack**whack**whack**whack*
[2:49] <DaRoach> ahahaha
[2:50] <verbal> bbl
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[2:50] <chickey> hey rob are you there
[2:50] <Istrain> hahha
[2:50] <Trolan> nice timing
[2:50] <DarkDawg> yeah they are as always
<no-one> *whack**whack**whack**whack*"yeah they are as always"*whack**whack**whack**whack*
[2:50] <Istrain> *whack**whack**whack**whack* someone is trying to be nice to me, oh well *whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack*
[2:51] <Istrain> HOLY FUCKING SHIT
[2:51] <Istrain> THE PIPES ARE RATTLING
[2:51] <Istrain> HRM
[2:51] <Istrain> I WONder if that is bad or good
[2:51] <DarkDawg> hehe
[2:51] <DarkDawg> you'll get flooded
[2:51] <Trolan> just means your plumbing has heard all this conversation and decided to join in
[2:51] * Istrain notices water coming under the door
[2:51] <DaRoach> *whack* *pace slows* *whack* *slows more* *whack* *justin keels over*
[2:51] <Istrain> bwhhwhwahhaa
<no-one> on 1:text:*:#: { if ($nick == darkdawg) { say *whack**whack**whack**whack*" $+ $1- $+ "*whack**whack**whack**whack*} else { halt }
[2:51] <DaRoach> ahahaha
[2:52] <Istrain> fuck its cold in here 
[2:52] <Istrain> I KNOW
[2:52] <Istrain> *whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack*
[2:52] <DarkDawg> bah
<no-one> i'd hate to see their congo train...they wouldn't have hands on eachother's shoulders, they'd all be bent over
<no-one> 'ok tallest in teh back'
[2:53] <Trolan> brb
<no-one> 'shortest in the front'
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[2:53] <DaRoach> ahahaha
[2:53] <DaRoach> ah well
[2:53] <DaRoach> damn it
<no-one> i think we've pretty much leeched out this topic
[2:54] <DaRoach> nyquil makes you want to just pass out
<no-one> it's dry as a bone now
<no-one> lets find a new one
[2:54] <Istrain> *whack**whack* THINKS *whack**whack* "I wonder if it would be better with two hands" *whack**whack* grabs ahold with other hand *whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack**whack*  "AHHHHHHHHH" *splooge**splooge**splooge**splooge**splooge**splooge**splooge**splooge**splooge*
[2:54] *** Trolan (~kcochran@dynamic58.pm13.san-jose.best.com) has joined #bye
[2:54] <Trolan> yay
[2:55] <DaRoach> he can get two hand on it
[2:55] <DaRoach> aahahahahahaa
<no-one> yeah, right..then he thinks to himself... 'if it's this good with two, what if there were 8!!' ... 'ok, everyone put a finger on...and i'll just girate so it feels good'
<no-one> himand his groupie friends
[2:56] <Istrain> *whack**whack* YES SHE IS MY CYBER GIRLFRIEND *whack**whack*
[2:56] <DaRoach> ok sierra
[2:56] <DaRoach> thats like, enough
[2:56] <Istrain> HEHE
[2:56] * Istrain is bored as hell