you hoodlum your a hooded hoddlum you hooded hoodlum with hooters your a hooded hoodlum with hoopy hooters that honk youre a hooting hooded hoodlum hooked on yoohoo with hoopy hooters that honk damn that was good your a hopping hooting hooded hoodlum on yoohoo with hoopy hooters that honk horny whores home. My Wang never restarted. your wang? do you have to restart your wang? His wang didn't restart? That's sad [drmscape!drmscape@login5.isis.unc.edu] think I might have Iexplorer, but I don't have the whole Internet yet. boneo: hey, how's that sheep of yours doing? is its anus still bleeding? i spent hours on a program that said 'click here for the meaning of life' and when you moved your mouse over to click it, it moved I crashed madjew's stupid hub once it's like not a bot tho how? seg it :} it's designed to have bots connect to it not me :} chris and kevin have been butt buddies since kindergarten jeff: 2nd grad eh...OH FUCK, I DIDNT SEE 'BUTT' IN BUTT BUDDIES fnord: what would you know about being a virgin I think your right hand knows more about that do you know what a virgin is pizza? if you dont, then that explains why your sentence didnt make sense if you do, you're stupid either way, you lose * fnord_ grins i don't blame you for being pissed, aliel. nipples are damn ugly. they ar3e? er are sure they are sure they are.. thats why vira has several hundreds of megs of pictures of them anyone mind if i take over? uh yes? no? you all are so opininated pen1s *** chickey changes topic to "lets all watch xp make an ass of himself" fuck you i dont make an ass out of myself ok, maybe i do be quiet about it *** Topic for #hi: I Lost my Leg to an angry Tamagotchi!!! *** #hi topic set by m0rtis on Fri Oct 17 20:28:51 my lord i just joined #atheism heres the first sentence i saw: [Roblyn ] Well, tacky at the very least, stim. I read somewhere that "cunt" is derived from a Dutch word that actually means "rabbit". Cuney kin(bunny kin) and of course Coney Island (Rabbit Island) is an anglosized version of the word. you have a big fancy house in el dorado.. you aint poor eh...hehe thats why im poor i know what grosses out kirsti! uh * fnord_ shows kirsti a cutesy doll with a pink dress and rosy cheeks AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! * BratKitty screams * BratKitty tears out her eyes and throws them at jeff my mom said to ask my dad hehe you have parents lol PLAZMA HAS PARENTS!!!!!! *** danpiru (cen18935@anxp23.ob.centuryinter.net) has joined #zero hey danpiru guess what plazma has parents!)#@)(#@!)*#!@ lol mail order sucks three of each cow monkey orangutan platypus testicles squished together and sliced and diced and cremed into a frostie topped with chihuahua turd-sprinkles fuck you..i dont need your help to insult myself i am the salt in that wound yes you are i even got to hang out with rebel at zacks :) oh fuck you all you are the lemon juice on the cunt er..fuck cut when i take the sat...theyll be like...'youre so stupid...you got a negative score on your test....YOURE SO FUCKING DUMB...YOU DIDNT GET YOUR NAME RIGHT' i'll be like...oh shit FINE..I WIL MAKE MYSELF LOOK LIKE A JACKASS MORE OFTEN i was writing a letter i started putting the address on the envelope, and i was stuck, know why? i was trying to think of the email address that i wanted to put on it i was sitting there with the pen on the envelope, and i was trying to remember what email address i wanted to send it to, then 2 seconds later i realized what i was doing I forgot the technical fuckers leave at 6pm 'technical fuckers' yea, the technical support fuckers like technical knockout * fnord_ fucks mike 3 times but doesnt have an orgasm, but still wins cuz of technical fuck! oh i wish i was an oscar meyer weeeeeeeenor im stupid yes ou are hey bitch i didnt ask yo opeenon eyll gib oo my opeeenonion wen ey wan too! aye! fark ya i must take dump, yes but will hold until katia & chris & mario in car then fart big catnip does wonders for the body in the same genous as pot and its legal my mommy says not to talk to strangers hehe if that were true no one on irc would talk then that proves it's true! [Pool_Boy!Scream@1Cust92.tnt10.atl2.da.uu.net] get knocked out, but I get up again are there like any synonyms for mind? Brain.... anything else? if youre a male...penis fnord. hi, how are things going things are going great! fantastic This guy is probably a child molestor. O wa Ta Fu U R what? is taht spanish? i cant understand you! :( shuddap mr wolf you make me cry meanie! i wish i had a mommy on the internet! lick ur dads nut sack bitch what is a nut sack? my dad doesnt eat peanuts did you see that aussie guy who's running a brewery from his garage selling beer to you poor unsuspecting americans * Xp lets out a huge belch... *austrailian accent* 'speech...fostuhs, austwailion fo beeah' not all australians talk like that only ones like icepick that caravan dwelling yobbo flamin' hooligan fosters is whale piss anyway its a big conspiracy we'll all kicking back here, laughing at you "haha look at that stupid cunt, drinking that whales piss" "here mate, have a real beer" *passes a VB* then these renegade beer maker guys pop up over there with their garage operations and its actually goat jism Where can I find ctoolz A good site =) uhm site? or somewhere I dunno does ctoolz work with BitchX.. or should I use ircII? uh uhhh you're both idiots :} <_T-Bone_> Hello? <_T-Bone_> Does anyone know where I can find some clipart online?! www.clipartonline.com hahahaha hehehee lol fnord i must admit you are an asshole but you are damn good at it i'll second that motion carried :) bwaha fnord is an asshole fnord is a big asshole my crotch is cold fucking water you can't clean keyboards they just stay dirty Yes you can, Matricide.. i know i popped off my bottom row and vacuumed it and a key went in and got shreaded i almost cried i've been masterbating for 10 years That's extremely wonderful killeo damn never do 100 pushups if you've never done 100 pushups in your life before sy nis WE HAVE BEEN INVADED BY THE FAT/UGLY/STUPID FUCKERS FROM OUTSIDE IRC! @^#$&^$#* *convulses* NO I MEAN ADS AND PEA THE THREE LETTER WHORES NO OFFENSE TIK and r0c *** ads has left channel #zero HEHE I SCARED HIM CAPS LOCK REALLY HAS A LOT OF EFFECT I prolly couldnt find your cunt if I tried just roll in flour and look for wetspot! FUCK my computer just fucked over oh well i gave my isp admin a telnet l/p to my box and he abuses it ive got fucking pen marks in my ar nm see, I want a girl who like... has blue hair and wears funky clothes yeah d00de loose girls make you last forever because it's like trying to get off while pumping in the air. I had this dream that at a mall they had a brothel where you told them what you want, they enter it into a computer and an hour later you had sex with the person you described it ruled anyone know about RSA encryption? RSA fnerd: Expand it for me. R S A * fnord_ fingers daed * Daedalus greps fnord * fnord_ mounts daed * kr0n insmods fnord_ * ShadowImg rm's fnord and daed * kr0n modprobes fnord_ * Daedalus cats fnord * Lucyen forks. this movie sucked most of the ppl are still alive at then end it's gay outside I do drastic things when I am bored Well, don't fiddle with any ICBM's... Once I shot my friend with a BB gun I bet DaRoach was one of those 13 year olds who got real bored one day and decided to try and see the inside of his anus hehe in the mirror and he fell off the counter and hit his head Hey! That was only once! and his mom found him laying on the bathroom floor with his butt in the air 'oh, they do grow up so fast these days, why I was 24 before I knew what the word 'clit' meant!' my mom said that once [Cuttdaddy!Alone4eva@198.240.7.15] remember when i was younger my family was on a train and i had to pee baaaad..so my mother took my sistes baby bottle and drank the milk and i had to go in the bottle [jeiger!jeiger@jeiger.port.net] mean, i *really* like puppies. spank my ferret, sir No... it's 'make my ground hog see his shadow' uh <`Clay`> uh uh yah there is a new pentium bug that locks up your computer what's the bug? ben: if you pass a number to the pentium chip it says "fuck no, I don't want nun o dat schitt" and stops [pebz_!berteott@pm1-7.lis.ab.ca] 12h4a1v7e3 1t2o9 9g8o5 4n13o6w6 14a6n11d1 5d15o9 8t3h10e5 10s11u9p12 p12e7r7 10d4i10s12h9e3s2:4( OH DEAR GFFCKKQ" W#%LKASDJRLKW#Q what the HELL fuck you no thanks, dont ever ask again fuck you no thanks, dont ever ask again fuck you no thanks, dont ever ask again fuck you no thanks, dont ever ask again fuck you no thanks, dont ever ask again fuck you no thanks, dont ever ask again fuck me no thanks, dont ever ask again fuck you fuck you fuck you [Chuck18!j_langlo@alcor.Concordia.CA] got that way too sometimes. I'm really not focussed on sex, so I got depressed when I saw all these gay people only wanting to get blowjobs and nothing else. dont kick her chickey: xp made me do it her? chikey is a her? yes, her hey baby [msg(chickey)] youre going to get sexually harassed now...not like you dont already i knew it capsta, what did you think i was a guy with a nick like this? chickey: well uh. . yeah [dick!HOTSPICY@203.34.247.254] will make u a man tonight hey now it's not janitor it's sanitation engineer oh right and a drug dealer is a executive vp in a high risk corperation hehe antibyte: no we prefer to be outdoors pharmacists why couldn't they call my thing Networking and Transmission Specialist because ur thing sorta like is a organ made up of tissue and cartiledge that surrounds a vessel that carries the seeds of man it's kinda dumb calling it a networking and transmission specialist then a penix what is a nice way of putting "sleeps with and develops a baby " ???? fuck * spacekdet blows snotbubbles [sayton!sayton@ip34.indianapolis.in.pub-ip.psi.net] love you sara, but since im 10 years old we cannot have sex yet! it would not be right! MEEP: Your budgie just fell off its fucking perch. daed: can i come visit? NO you can interact with another HUMAN! you are implying that daed is human? bwhahahjkgsjhasgdasgdjhasgdjasdf DEAD WRONG hes a cyborg hes half computer an atari bahahaahha I'M HALF STUPID WHORE, HALF ATARI once jasmine wrote "Giselle" on my dick with a blue pen john, it was black no.. it was blue :P it was black it was blue! it was one of my black ball point pins it was? i thought it was my pen what a perfect time for my brother to walk in and look at my screen skiwalkers got a 33.6 mouth and a 1200 baud brain :) man...i suck at typing [olave@boom olave]$ loogut bash: loogut: command not found [olave@boom olave]$ loout bash: loout: command not found [olave@boom olave]$ logotu bash: logotu: command not found [olave@boom olave]$ logotu bash: logotu: command not found [olave@boom olave]$ logout the word of the day is legs lets go back to my place and spread the word Regular masturbation only exercises your testies making them able to produce more, faster, and tastier. I'm the minor being told by a guy to vist him to explore the pleasures of anal land! why'd you do that? cuz i was told not too wishkah kinda a stupid nick Neff, kinda reminds me off a ball of fur being farted out some guys hairy ass 'oh look, a Neff came out my ass!' I ate cereal once hey fnord; ever since i was seven my mom has avoided me daed: im sure everyone has fnord; i think it's because all my friends dressed up as ghouls and ghosts on halloween, whereas i was a proctologist with a think rubber glove, the parents didn't like me too much, and i never got one damned peice of candy :( fnord; the parents failed to see the humor, and when i asked them to 'bendover, and get ready for their full cavity search' then pulled my rubber glove and made the snap noise... well... :~(~~ anus is bad for the circulatory system if ingested dico dare i ask how you know? horrible car accident my 14 incher is fine fer now ok henry! it's your turn * r0c saunters over towards henry, his penis wagging in front of him hog tie him boys! we're gonna have us some fun! NO! I will not fuck you sir!, not here, not on mir, not one on one, or even with a nail gun! * daed holds the mistletoe over xp's crotch everyone get yer kiss people get so mad when you load up like 50 copies of xwin on their computers AOL! I love AOL! You just point to what you wunna do! dont you hate it when the japanese dude thats living with you wants to borrow a blank tape you give him one he comes back and asks for a tape player you give him one comes back and says it doesnt work you say "oh well" and like the whole time hes interrupting you time and time again cuz youre trying to FUCK YOURSELF god damnit tonight has been retarded no chris you are retarded, tonight has been normal fuck you im not normal er..uh.. * BratKitty hacks off the heads of Xplosive's family in one violent swipe, spilling their blood and brain matter on the floor and splattering their juices on the walls.... leaving their limp, bloody bodies lying on the ground rrr errr sorry hmm...i would hunt down the guy who did it, tie him to the front doors, shave his legs, rip of his testes, carve a hole where his testes used to be, dress him up in a sexy/short dress, put a wig and some make up on him, and write on his forehead "free fucks" all before i take an axe to his skull =) * r0c grabs him by the hair, yanking his head up to crotch level. Slowly, he unzips his fly, the smell of piss stained boxers drifting out to tickle at Dylan's nose. [zero1!sr@ip173.oklahoma-city2.ok.pub-ip.psi.net] have 17days, 1999, 200 Balloons, 4 the tears in your eyes, 7, Adore, Alphabet St., Another Lonely Christmas, controversy, cream, delirious, Diamonds and Pearls,Dirty Mind, Do me baby.... Shit, I have a ton. fnord: OH I WISH I WERE AN OSCAR MEYER VAAGIIIIIIINA * Daedalus hops in the vagina mobile. VROOM VROOM. * Daedalus makes cheap vagina mobile noises. bushman are ycuk and they want sex alot =\ dave has had me banned for a long time DAVE IS AN ASSHOLE whos dave? _dman oh DAVE IS AN ASSHOLE A BIG ONE who a lamer? dont say me! ok i wont say me i'll say: you! shut up! JERK!!!! daed@divine):~$ ftp 209.81.153.20 Connected to 209.81.153.20. 220-Serv-U FTP-Server v2.2 for WinSock ready... 220-Welcome to The Home of the Annunakki. woo check out the BBS!! WHAT A NEAT BBS that's a bbs? in my day etc etc. WINSOCK OH JOY blah lah.. i was a sysop.. WHAT A KEWL BBS uh and ppl hated me.. SHUT UP all 3 of you i dont want elves pissing in my mouth Extremely mature adult trying to chat with an incest infant. 'So there little one, how are you?', "GAAAA O EHQAPI%TL" Goddamn it Some hella fine cheerleader comes to my door selling candy, and I answer in my pajama's i am drunk man * fnord_ gives marnie a bunch of penis shaped lollipops PenisPops. no lucyen penispops no period no capitals x@panther3002: ~ $screen C:\> IS THAT SYSTEM V TOO? daroach, why dont you go sit in the "im in the slow process of developing brain cells" corner I saw Superman this morning he kicked some ass He got his ass kicked yeah he was on your pajamas when i have visitors, they try to touch my computers ugh! I hate that! i need to keep a fly swatter by the 'pewter, so i can swat those pesky visitors' hands if they try to touch. "BAD Visitor! BAD!" DAED QUAKE BAAAAAD FNORD NO BAD DAED BAD DAED BAD DAED NO FNORD BAD FNORD SLEEP FNORD NO DAED SLEEP FNORD BAD DAED NO FNORD QUAKE DAED BAD DAED NO DAED SLEEP FNORD QUAKE quality conversations merry christmas *** Neff has been kicked off channel #zero by iode (listen prick, ive had enough of your shit.) * Executing QBSP... * Could not execute the command: qbsp.exe "e:\quake\mklvedi\worldcraft\football.map" * Windows gave the error message: "The operation completed successfully." "Warning: Chocolate covered cherry's contain real cherry's. Cherry may contain pits" that sucks I bit on one like ten minutes ago I turned off the light so that my mom thought that I wasnt't in here, then I tripped on the way back, stubbed my toe, hit my head, and stepped in something that I don't care to look to see what it is [babycakes!rosemary@governmentally-induced.PARANOIA.COM] my friend has tremendous sex with this guy and he gives her what she wants so thats how we got accts HES AFRAID OF THE GIRLS AFRAID OF THE GRILLS? MAYBE HE HAD A BAD EXPERIENCE WITH A BBQ GRILL FNORD: NO FNORD: I HAD A HORRIBLE ENCOUNTER WITH A LARGE BUTCHER KNIFE WHAT'S THAT? YOU HAD A HUGE ERECTION WITH A LARGE BUTCHER'S WIFE? #oklahoma [S+Z] Xplosive` (olave@boom.zapcom.net) has joined channel #oklahomo shit, typo randy: when jasmine's at my house, i open up lview pro fullscreen with your pic and i squeeze your nipples with the little hand icon. i just slobbered on my shirt im cold You have a new note (#1) from ChanServ. Type /msg NoteServ READ 1 to read it. read 1 Access to NoteServ is Denied Host Not Recognised, or user not Identified urination ruoles * DiscoDog kills fnord by takins his computers away I just scared the shit outta my mom she fuckin jumped :P shadowimg; did her boobies bounce? uh DAED! Ewwww *cough* * Seraphic bops Shane ok, at least i got a reaction * daed feels more noticed dead is a 8==============D licken (( ) pumping homo exactly i tried telling that to zinx =) Never EVER touch the end of the carge capacitor when manually charging a flash strobe. Easy way to make coffee obsolete. * _BabyDoll allows no-1 to give her sweet kisses * no-1 then packs her with hard kisses and licks her eyeball * _BabyDoll screams in fright! * _BabyDoll smacks no-1's ass * no-1 shits uh I just heard like grunting from the bathroom [1:22] Hi there my sex kitten ;) uhm [1:50] hi babe yes...ok...sure :P go gargle glass shards [1:51] Lakers likes pussy! BratKitty likes bloody murders involving pesty people! [1:51] ooops...wrongperson uh [1:53] would u like a nice long hot cock honey ?? oh yes. send it to me via usps [1:55] what would u do with my hot aussy cock honey ?? oh man this guy's ASKING for it...watch the artist at work here ;P wel, first I would take one of those huge, oversides pencils...and shove it right up way into your dickhole, then rip it out really fast... then i would yank it from between your legs so fast, it rips off into my hands. and then i would take the still warm-quivering thing and shove it up your ass along with the hardened livers of several of your dead relatives oh joy. another coming-home-and-opening-christmas-presents celebration. hrmm.. what the fuck is this? retro rocket? god.. why dont they just fucking make 'retro cocket' this thing is so fucking lame its a light bulb yes iode..it makes light with weird things spinning around it "HEY THANKS FOR THE PRESENT.. WOULDA BEEN COOL.. IF I WAS BORN IN THE 70'S" my grandparents are fucking on something hrm * iode opens up a present from his cousins oh god it's a far side calendar loris mom got me this for xmas last year what a fucking retarded present if i WANTED A CALENDAR ID DOUBLE-CLICK AT THE BOTTOM RIGHT OF WIN95 oh wow! tori amos cd! wow something GOOD! fucking idiots didnt even put their name on the bag.. no idea who it's from yay a far side book.. containing 1/5th of the funny shit in my other far side book! well-planned, dumbfucks! ok.. this might be good.. it's from my aunt & uncle WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS SHIT A 70S CHRISTMAS IN MISSOURI?! my room is gonna be a fucking disco party!#!@@! first its a lounge NO THANKS TO VIRA AND SEWSHI and NOW ITS A DISCO LOUNGE jesus fucking christ well thats it i am a grownup sperm * plazma farts chili is kickin in i'll have a foot shoved in my anal cavity "what is chris doing in bed so ear...oh... god I hate it when he does that in our house. Makes me feel so dirty" FUCK SPIDER Big phatty fucker right on my lef t leg killed it, but I think that I broke my lef t leg I smashed it to death with the cup that USED to be holding my coco fuck, i'm hot shit burns <--- Speading his love and flying. <--- Spreading his butt cheeks and farting. ive got a wetspot right where a piss stain would be where not whore er...fuck the damn cursor covered it so it looked like i typed whore i like sing along tv shows, except i dont know the theme to baywatch :( you can be my guys i just farted brb i think i shit my pants STINKEY TIKEYBOY [##] #zero: modes are +stink tikeyboy [##] #zero: modes are +stink tikeyboy [##] #zero: modes are +stink tikeyboy [##] #zero: modes are +stink tikeyboy [##] #zero: modes are +stink tikeyboy STINKEY TIKEY i goto public school where you can smoke in class and cuss teachers out and nothing happens * dayd loves the government moron hey ribbit Go eat a fly AHAHAHAHYES AAAAAAAHAHAHASKFLHASLKDFH YES YES YES * dayd gets scrambled eggs for dinner! not like the vaginal kind like chicken eggs i'm eating undeveloped bird embryo Chris. Your brain ---> | | <---- Does it hurt to think? due...that shit sucks i dunno i keep holding out though for the ultimate chick to come along he'll be back in a few, this is his mom FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK WE LEARN HOW TO SAY FUCK IN HERE WE LEARN HOW TO SAY FUCK IN HERE WE LEARN HOW TO SAY FUCK IN HERE WE LEARN HOW TO SAY FUCK IN HERE HI MICHAEL'S MOM WE HAVE YOUR ADDRESS AND PHONE NUMBER BECAUSE MIKE GAVE IT TO US FUCK!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHIT SHIT FUCK FUCK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CLIT PUSSY COCK DICK FUCK SHIT SHIT FUCK FUCK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CLIT PUSSY COCK DICK FUCK SHIT SHIT FUCK FUCK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CLIT PUSSY COCK DICK FUCK SHIT SHIT FUCK FUCK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CLIT PUSSY COCK DICK FUCK SHIT SHIT FUCK FUCK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CLIT PUSSY COCK DICK FUCK WE LEARN HOW TO HAVE SEX AND DO DRUGS HERE! CHILDREN UNDER EIGHTEEN NOT ALLOWED DO NOT USE CONDOMS, MIKE! MIKE, CONDOMS WILL REDUCE PLEASURE * cYbErPuKe fucks iode * cYbErPuKe fucks iode * cYbErPuKe fucks iode * cYbErPuKe fucks iode * r0c fucks cyberpuke * r0c fucks cyberpuke * r0c fucks cyberpuke * r0c fucks cyberpuke * fnord_ fucks r0c * fnord_ fucks r0c * fnord_ fucks r0c * fnord_ fucks r0c * daed fucks fnord * daed fucks fnord * daed fucks fnord * daed fucks fnord hehe nobody wants to fuck daed "OH MOMMY *WANK WANK WNAK WANK WANK SPOGE AHHHHHHH*" john: whos that from? suse what does suse do? www.suse.com when i was 8 on july 4th some girl was visiting my house she poured all of my sea monkeys on the kitchen floor "cuz she thought it was just water" was her excuse i was so fucking pissed off what kind of FUCKING IDIOT not only pours sea monkeys on the ground but poured them on the ground because they thought it was water? would you go to someone's house, pick up a jar of water, and POUR IT ON THE FLOOR?! what a fucking stupid bitch!!!!!! hi fnord tell hi fnord hey fnord hi hey other fnord i am fnord dash dash hi and you are just fnord dash i am fnord underscore underscore underscore weeeeee hi fnords hi fnord hi fnord hi fnord we are a fnord fan club hi fnord underscore hi fnord underscore underscore hi fnord underscore hi fnord underscore underscore underscore hi fnord underscore underscore hi fnord underscore underscore underscore underscore hi fnord underscore underscore underscore underscore *** fnord__ is now known as fnord-_-_ i am now fnord dash underscore dash underscore fuck good unf unf mmMMm..i love those "guess the meat" tacos one of my brother friends was over and asked why i was on the phone all the time i said cause i play quake he said i should just download it to my computer and play it YOU ARE VERY RETARDED I SEEM TO ALWAYS DO THAT i wanna find a wormhole thatd be leet jeff, dig in your backward. dammit i knew someone was gonna say that Yep, even you si, *spew* =O*** egads. he's puking asteriks. what's the cheapest way to call someone in canada? tell them to move I stayed up all night talking to katia about how I needed to start going to bed earlier * penis rises to the occaision i am "at large" [ffathom!xfathomx@ple-ca9-18.ix.netcom.com] always wanted to fall in love with someone who has a real isp I rarely make it into the quotes unless I am insulting you, you moronic midget munching moocher of many moods =) (yes it is a cheap attempt to look like I am trying to make a cheap attempt to get into quotes (what? Fuck you)) you think i have 8in high hair? Xplosive, AT LEAST 'I ROCK RUFF AND TUFF WIF MY AFRO PUFF' 'I ROCK RUFF AND TUFF WIF MY AFRO PUFF' then he starts breakdancing and all the girls laugh at him and he cries and gets his afro soggy nevermind...when/if you come to get me..use the broomstick...please ...not bark... guess what i did tonight daed: you grew a pube yes!*#% fnord OH GBABY OI HYES UMFMF FU FN UFN UFN UNF UNF OH BABY SPOOGE *POSSGE SPOGGE* *OHHHHH EYSLJKHESLKSK HUFNFUNFUNF* *GARGELS LKHASDFKLOFH OH OH MBAYB EYS GIVE IT TO NME HARDER OH BAYBY UNF UADFNKLFYULKASDHF* OH FNORD GIVE IT TO ME OH YES MMF UMMF UNF UFN UFN *JIZZM JIZM JZKM* Oh hhhhhhh h h hYES YES YES YESLHJKgfashrga uh anyway, as I was saying, my mom is getting bad at poisening me. There are chunks floating around in my kool-aid I run both windows and a microwave ahahahahhahaha Neither of them seem to get things all the way doen *sigh* im too serious lately i need to get back into the making-funnies-worth-quoting habit fnord youre getting too serious lately you need to get back into the thinking-iodes-jokes-are-funny habit FUCK OFF CHRIS uh... * Xplosive` cries *** Xplosive` has left channel #zero AND STAY FUCKED OFF! *** ImPaLa_ (~joyce@bleuz.com) has changed the topic on #bye to: you suck bitch...you suck god damn it r0c yu dick i run to the bathroom cuz i have diarrhea and when i come back youre asleep X-blowsive hehehe hayhahahahah NO!@#$ GOD DAMN IT@#$ xblowsive BWHAHAHAHAHA * Skamanda giggles you know thats gonna last, chris I KNOW IT SUCKS bwhaha IM GOING TO KICK YOU NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, FOR THIS LITTLE STUNT YOURE PULLING...ASSHOLE 311 Crow is cumf1@eiuts52.eiu.edu (You're a BRA.) I'm a bra? * Garfr wishes. craddling women's breasts all day....hmmmmm next year is gonna be hard if i take classes that are hard I broked my space bar 5. What is a newsreader? A newsreader is a client that accesses an nntp server. 6. What is a news server? FUCK YOU someone just fell off the edge of the world who? guest guest ah what a pretty cool guy caps has a real name? i didnt know that plazma_: my name is caps my last name is ta the difference between armor and armour? randy: one is canadian HOW DO I TAKE SHIT!? how do you take a shit? I tried that pull down your pants and sit on the comode and wait for it to start fallin out *kr0n* donut do thats <[20:30]:mnr@198asc219.mpinet.net> -> *kr0n* I RELMED YOU <[20:30]> -> *kr0n* YOU'RE ON CANDID RELM MANG. <[20:31]> he's all "stop" i am going to ban you for typing too loud fear the 21st century family fueds GOODBYE MY LOVER ;~!( oh shit, i'm elephant man i don't break people I am OmShantes friend with the warez. DO U want Nething do you think i can get that sex change today or do you think they will still attack me? I know what sex smells like, but what does it TASTE like? Chicken??? This superman sucks. He can't even hold up a building Where in the hell did they get the idea to make him weak? wtf is going on r0c: you're growing pubes <]MolocH[> the 600 was runnin NT4..... from POWERING IT ON... going thru POST and loading NT entirely took LESS tha 20 seconds! <]MolocH[> it counted 512 MB of RAM in less than a second dude.... it was amazing! <]MolocH[> gave me a 6 foot erection with a giant cheese burger on the end! *** fnord_ is now known as Xfnord_ IM THE X WINDOW VERSION OF THE FNOR DAEMON WITH UNDERSCORE EXTENSIONS * fnord_ headbutts daed and si's crotch *blrfphphph* where the hell is chris and mario? what the hell kind of english is that oh fuck, i just found a cumstain on my rug * r0c cleans his hand on fnord's face [sixpak!jabber@158.1.52.71] bout a new spel cheker jeff: what do you think is better, something longer or something thicker? my ex enjoyed victorias secret that's all she'd wear she had nice bras =) I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle. Okay. I'm a slut, you're a slut, who wants coffee? im gonan hurl Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again. fuck you daed err this was about a year and 12 months ago *** Mode change "+b *!*lammah@*.access.net.il" on channel #zero by iode *** ravbert has been kicked off channel #zero by iode ([ this is not the aol mp3 group you think it is ][!so!]) oh shit thats ravy *** Mode change "-b *!*lammah@*.access.net.il" on channel #zero by iode oh it's ravy *** Mode change "+b *!*lammah@*.il" on channel #zero by iode i got a pet rock and a tamagotchi killed em both it just turns into an angel then you press the reset button and it gets reborn how unholy. has the 700 club found out about ths? caveman ugh lympics:) that's fun. firestarting. brontosaurus vault. wife tossing. <_Fuzz_> "hello, this is leenus torvalds, and I pronounce leenux as 'leenux'" <_Fuzz_> you're all wrong dan; see, he's like I am, he says HE prounounces it that way, implying that other pronunciations are correct also dan; as in, it is pronounced however the fuck you want to pronounce it <_Fuzz_> ok <_Fuzz_> I'm going to pronounce linux 'nathan is a fucking asswipe' from now on <_Fuzz_> oh, on my 'nathan is a fucking asswipe' machine, I finally got a good word processor dan: did you order the nathan is a fucking asswipe cdrom from cheapbytes? <_Fuzz_> my 'nathan is a fucking asswipe' box is giong crazy you ninja turtles fan i watched them when i was younger ok, up until last year but thats ok im a my little pony fan now the first 45 minutes of wild things was pretty good then they killed of the blonde and it sucked then they showed kevin bacon nude and it got worse why the hell am i not in bed?? because you love daedie uhh oh yeah * Spamanda mounts daed HEY DONT MOUNT ME you dont know how much that means to him *** OmShante (enlight@usr4-ppp38.lvdi.net) has joined channel #zero warez FNORD, SHUT THE FUCK UP, PLEASE, SIR. *** signoff: ShadowImg (Ping timeout: 180 seconds) RUH ROH, SHADOWIMG HAS KICKED THE BUCKET, SIR. nifty a free sql server i think ill download it, compile it, become completely confused and fed up, and delete it in a rage hey jeff, come on over but you gotta walk no room for cars he'll park in the middle of the street...it woudlnt be a change since he parks there already yeah so what if i park like 4 feet from the curb.. big deal * ShadowImg is away, family shit *blech* -pcz si, i find it odd that your family goes to the bathroom together. haha john's seen fuzz's girlfriend and he hasnt <_Fuzz_> her mom won't take her to the post office to send the package she made of stuff for me <_Fuzz_> "who do you need to send that to?" "my online boyfriend" "uh, WHAT?" you have a girlfriend but dont know what she looks like? uh yeah mom shes my online girlfriend *smack* WE DONT DO THAT IN OUR FAMILY hey yer talking about MY mom! you're related to fuzz? i wonder if he knows what you look like too cause i wouldnt doubt it haa haa I live 5 minutes from fuzz today we welcome to the show fuzz, a man who doesnt know what ANY of his relatives look like geraldo he has a sister? bet he doesnt know what she looks like either does dan know what he looks like? fuzz walks around with a paper bag on his head not looking at his family members and constantly worrying about berkeley and his calculus and longing to get on irc to talk to his unknown girlfriend *** Xplosive` (olave@zapcom.net) has joined channel #zero POUIADG-UIOAYGTOA FUCK YOU uh what the fuck all of the animals are crawling all over me the dog is like sitting here looking up at me as if im supposed to tell her something and the cats walking all over me and meowing wtf am i, some sort of jungle rabbi? mario you me starcraft now jeff: me, cindy crawford a bed a pizza now me make stink TFreakv2, heyyy.. love yer exploits ;) woo! zinx wipe that brown shit off yer nose <_T-Bone_> wtf does "unresolved symbol(s)" mean? tbone: it means some symbols are found to be unresolved <_T-Bone_> fnord <=- DUUUHHHH! how do i fix it? tbone: you need to make the symbols resolve he went "DAMN IT" in #bye when i pasted it hehe youy should see it whenever i paste something here, he goes "YOU SUCK" or "DAMN IT" or "FUCK YOU" *** daed (~daed@socially.inept.org) has joined channel #bye CANT YOU SEE THAT IF DAED GAVE HALF OF A SHIT, HED JOIN THE FUCKING CHANNEL? canadians look a lot like us *** mrcide was kicked by daed (AHA AHA HAHAHA *APE YELL* HEE HEE AYAHA HAHGAH HAHA GAH AHA GAH GAH GAH AHA AHA ) My teacher keeps quoting "you sculpt love from the rock of friendship" and I asked "what if you just want sex?" I didn't get any credit today =( twat i cunt hair you i have an ear infucktion i ran into a prick wall i need to see a dicktor maybe he can finger it out iode likes KOR wtf is kor you know what sucks? what? all of you! I BROKE A GODDAMNMOTHERFUCKINGSONSOFABITCHINGCOCKSUCKINGWHOREBAGGINGCRACKSMOKIN GPIMPFUCKINGSLUTTYGODDAMN NAIL! i am thoroughly distraught. :( xblowisve your afro juice get in your eye thas why you cunt drive fuck you ooh...academy of science is hiring henry: go get a job as their specimen IGNORANCE IS BLISS, ASSHOLE jeff did you give him that new word? "ignorance" what surprises me is "bliss" because i didnt teach him that normally, he'd say something like "STUPID IS GOOD" I READ IT FROM MY FUCKING MY LITTLE PONY BOOK IT HAD A COLORING PICTURE FOR IT SO I COLORED IT IN i didnt stay in the lines though... :/ my ass backfires...like...i'll be walking...i'll get ready to sit down, and i'll let a huge fart, then sit down -------------------------------------------- | 1 ONE | | .d8888b. .d8888b. | | d88P Y88b INTERNET CLUEPON d88P Y88b | | .d88P .d88P | | .d88P" good for .d88P" | | 888" 888" | | 888 One *FREE* Clue 888 | | | | 888 888 | | ONE 1 | -------------------------------------------- <_Mordred_> just because i'm mac user doesn't mean i know jack about computers i probably know more about linux then any of you here! <_Mordred_> inless you have your one box set up. <_Mordred_> i haven't acualy done that yet shit man you need that cluepon <_Mordred_> thats just ASCII it does nothing Willow rules. Down with Buffy. i want to get like grapes and a cantaloupe and i want to go into a public restroom crowded drop the grapes in sequence UNGH PLOPPLOPLOP UNG AHHH then ill go RRRRRRRRRRRRRNG UUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRGH UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH UUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH then BOOM goes the cantaloupe HAHA DUDE IMAGINE THE SPLASH HAHAHA UUUUUUUNGH BOOMSPLISSSSSHHHHHHH the lost of a woman I loved for 2 yrs. really bugs the hell out of me and the way we ended depresses me she trying to get ny parents to call the police and teel them that I'n a dealer I AM NOT A SHOULDER TO CRY ON I AM KRAIG * DaRoach drinks his 40th beer in a row. 'go go gadget liver' what do I need testi's for? I went to france for a year lotsa hairy arm pits =P when? when I was in my former life FUCKING KFC GAVE ME A FORK INSTEAD OF A FORK THOSE BASTARDS it sucks trying to drink from a bottle when there is a cap on the bottle 'ATTENTION KMART SHOPPERS! AN ASSHOLE HAS JUST ENTERED THE STORE' I'm downloading 11MB video clip porn? not this time I mean no wario i must've wanked 20 times on the last one #!@$ i can go 3 minutes after the other I wish not to know of this sir I CAN =( but thanks for telling me =/ you're welcome are you insecure about your own speed? does it take you hours, sire? I have no speed sir I do not wank I go out and hire 5 year old girls to do it for me when I was 5 one of my moms boyfriends gave me a full beer said I could leave the room until I finished it when I did I didn't want to leave the room when you eat kentucky fried chicken, you eat poultry liar I am eating 100% cardboard shavings baked so as to hold them together microsoft has finally achieved a true monopoly in 1999, so they have been reduced to many smaller companies, including a janitorial service, an apple authorized dealer, a bb gun manufacturer, a condom superstore, and a museum of horrors The condom superstore failed no one wanted to buy a condom called 'micro soft' But in 30 years, which we will travel to later, bill gate daughter has taken over the computer, and being much more brilliant then her father, has started making internal computers which are implanted in the head upgrades are a bitch These of course had to be perfected no one wanted their brains to crash i got home frmo work and went into my driveway and took my beenbag and took my shirt off and smoked pot and relaxed then i fell asleep now im all ref and my back is white bathroom time. YEE HAW sewshi is gonna be a sysadmin for my isp he's going to take sci fi err comp sci loooooooooooooooooooooooooool in kuwait 'out' has many words so it requires a lot more letters in 'lol' In kuwait they have many mouths :pPPpPpP i'm eating dognuts 'i use public toilets, and i piss on the seats...and i wander around in summer and say 'whats with this heat?' 'IM AN ASSHOLE...*yodels a little bit*...IM AN ASSHOLE' in junior high my friend fell and had to get a testicle removed well he had to wear a big diaper for a month and miss class and he made me swear not to tell anyone you shut up...before i walk my ass down to your house, beat your head in, walk my ass home, and get back on irc and tell your ass to pick me up i hav accidently delete my Dalnet from my server list you fuckers made me dry i need sleep ok * fnord_ hits katia upside the head witha pan *** signoff: chickey (Leaving) it worked sir why would i fuck my parents in front of jasmine? uh why would i fuck jasmine in front of my parents? i cant leave SO FUCK YOU haha chris what now, did you make a mess on your bib? no...actually...it was more than just getting shit on my bib...i knocked my dinner off the tray on my highchair... :( SO GO THE FUCK AWAY I think I am going to get a really cool tuxido, drop into the prom from the roof, use your laser pointer through the fog that the fog machine makes and pretend like I am doing something, then yell, 'it's alright, i am double o negative' and then go back up to the roof, jump through the window and fall off the roof, breaking my leg it will kick ass * Xplosive` jumps up...watches his seat fly and hit a wall...slams his hands on teh desk, yells 'YEAH' and puts his arms in the air waving them around...and quickly runs from the room hehe my parents have an ad in a travel magazine circled it's for nevada bastard a part of nevada, which includes area 51 lets go to area 51 youre an alien they didn't want to tell you now they are taking you back you went and pissed them off GOOD JOB JEFF * La_Garce gets a visual of barb in her bra and panties... * sewshi gets a visual of Olivia nekked * mrcide drools too * fnord_ gets a visual of jesse nekked eew * ShadowImg gets the mop *** madkittn has left channel #zero LORI! hi Lori! HI!!!!!!!!!!!! lawnmower man on USA lawnmower man on USA lawnmower man on USA government people on CSPAN government people on CSPAN government people on CSPAN boobies on baywatch boobies on baywatch boobies on baywatch boobies on baywatch porn on SHOWTIME porn on SHOWTIME porn on SHOWTIME porn on SHOWTIME idiots in #zero idiots in #zero idiots in #zero idiots in #zero retard that started this retard that started this retard that started this retard that started this im over the hill so fuck you UH OH YOURE REPEATING YOURSELF so fuck you HEY FUCK YOU BITCH YOU SUCK RETARD go suck on a dork KNOCK IT OFF BITCH YOU ARE VERY RETARDED IM THE KING OF THE WORLD lets start an isp ill be the slut every isp needs a slut wage, ohh... you mean tech support. *** Jug_ is now known as Jug_`95 *point click* *** Jug_`95 has quit IRC (Killed (m1 (*blue screen*))) sorry, it was irresistible he should know better than to do that MY COMPTUER IS SO LAME, ITS GOT SHIT SPEWING FROM ITS 3.5IN DISKDRIVE katia sir thats a ma'am...dumbass i call everyone sir, sir Jeff you are insipid ma'am Hey Xplosive, sounds like a confession to me NO...IM EXTREMELY STUPID WHEN IT COMES TO IRCII...AND I TYPE TO THE WRONG FUCKING CHANNEL, AND IT PISSES ME OFF hows that for confessing? * Xplosive is gone.. im not saying anymore stupid shit tonight...bitch pressure points rock my headache goes away simply by pinching my hand I just slam my head into a table until I pass out that works too also gets rid of any unwanted friends who might be in the room at the time every day i come in here and it is the same thing ytiddo is having a cow well moo motherfucker <^wen^> j'ai tres beacoup devoir pour soir <^wen^> ah, la classe de francais est tres bien <^wen^> nous apprennons le plus-que parfait maintenant <^wen^> ohh quelquefois don't speak commie trash in here =( "Can mario make popcorn with freshly melted butter and make it back on time before his computer goes offline? Can this download survive without him? Will daed and fnord stop using chris.irc in this lifetime? Find out these answers and more next episode. Same fucking channel, same fucking time" brb making popcorn Popcorn Cooking Tip #243: if part of your popcorn package says thi side down, make sure that it is not pointing up. Popcorn my burn as a result. When microwaving butter, make sure that you do not put it in for more then 30 seconds, or even 20 without watching it Butter will expand and make your microwave shitty * DaRoach munches down on his burnt popcorn with his burnt butter that was only a little since the rest is covering the microwave *** DaRoach is now known as Muldy No... Where's me a Scully. :P I am a mulder scully clone I am Muldy Umm... live with it Alrighty then... *** Muldy is now known as Sculder The name is Bond. Stocks N. Bond Cuevas, Mario Cuevas * DaRoach hits a button on his belt and gets pulled halway up the rope before you see smoke coming out of the belt and he gets stuck ANYONE GOT ANY EXTRA BATTERIES!? I sat in the sun nekkid once it hurt the sun fucking sucks Make chris say funny stupid shit HEY CHRIS SAY FUNNY STUPID SHIT fuck you...im not living to be your entertainment, retard go away CLOSE ENOUGH i don't say sag i have torpedo tits :) * DaRoach gets bored and starts talking dirty do you gals wear thongs? no butt floss for me, thanks :) i farted carl: congrats, youre becoming more human by the minute TIFFANY AND KICKIE err NICKIE kickie, eh? shes fiesty [Vermillio(ms452349@user-38lccje.dialup.mindspring.com)] would, being held by a skinny guy with pathetic chest hair is punishable by flogging in some countries! * iode vents, steam coming out of his ears anyway 12x/2x = 6x, 8x / 2x = 4x, 4x / 2x = x 6x, 4x, x AH YOU STUPID PIECE OF COW SHIT * iode gets the problem wrong time for ANOTHER (12x^2y - 8xy + 2x) / 2 x uh hrm 12x/2x = 6x -8xy/2x = WHAT THE FUCK?! 2x/2x = x 6x, WHAT THE FUCK?!, x oh, my mistake 6x^2y, WHAT THE FUCK?!, x hrm * iode gets it wrong * iode goes insane hehehahahaaaahahaha ba boo ba bee boo ba! * iode twiddles his lips with his fingers like a retard I just made myself a peanut butter and jelly samwich I think I broke my wrist iode needs to calm down it's an internet chat room hehe internet chat room internet chat room? internet chat room hehe IRC Channel. hehe jl goes to college he's supposed to be smart fuck it's an internet chat room to me JL: you in journalism by chance? Sir, my teacher asked me how to make money over the internet and I pointed out porn banners this is how I stop people from asking me for help HEY DAED...WHY DONT YOU COME CHANGE MY DIAPER SO I CAN ACT LIKE A GEYSER AND PISS IN YOUR FACE? i'm thinking of raising my GPA. i went to sleep last night connected to saber.net i wake up this morning and i am on bigger.net nlogic? neurologic what is neurologic? short for nlogic <[m1]> can you picture his mom walking in daed's room? <[m1]> seeing him <[m1]> with his pants down <[m1]> with a funnel up to his ass <[m1]> the other end in a bottle BRRRRRRRRRRMPT HI MA <[m1]> "WHAT, MOM, ITS FOR A SCIENCE PROJECT" <[m1]> 'CANT A GUY GET ANY PRIVACY ?" "SHANE! UNASS THAT FUNNEL!" <[m1]> "not my new funnel!" chris hangs out with drooling faggots hey daed..news flash...i hang out with you much has changed what much has changed sir? things * DaRoach looks down nope my things the same OH SHIT IT HAS ARMS beware the prom for I shall never return to it dateless I will make a woman if I have to so she will jitter a bit and her voice will be staticy and she will say 'pacific standard time is...' whenever talked to but she will be a female date none the less! and if she sparks and blows up I will point and laugh a little and say 'heh... blue screen error' "Mario" italian/mexican "Manuel" Spanish "Walker" Irish/german "Cuevas" a mix of native american and mexican indian The american culture would consider me an 'asshole' but I prefere burgers and tacos. 'jerk' 'punk' 'spic' it can be polite though 'assholio' mario's a pale faced large hairy mustached bastard woman wetback spic who eats beans and farts and is a neo-nazi im uh a wop dago HAIL JUAN! MINE FUEROR * DaRoach scratches under his arms and starts making spaghetti only YOU can prevent rabid forest sex my cat is so dumb...hes laying out in middle of the street go join him 474 #zero Cannot join channel (+b) (Banned from channel) <- EHEHE, I DONT GET THE 'INVITE ONLY' MSG ANYMORE!@#$ xplosive thinks hes making progress yessir k_wi, i was kidding... Xplosive: me too k_wi, liar.. ;) i need to go buy a semiautomatic rifle, gps handset, night vision goggles, long range binocs, bowie knife plannin' on goin' postal, jeffie? suzie: camping at KOA first semester of physical science I was 120% then he started making me watch videos on dirt and I kept passing out ok what about my current problem? wear your helmet and take your medicine 'dr. mesmer' +hypnotize +nazi 15. Pamela Anderson archive High quality sex sites. Free xxx pics, threesome hardcore sex and bizarre porn. Extreme sex pictures of cunts, pricks, fisting. Free preview. XXX EXPLAIN THAT HOW IN THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN!? I dunno what x is jeff; what are you doing? what? oops never mind i read the screen wrong I thought you said I dunno what x is, thought you were talkinga bout the java haha but it was DaRoach no it was jeff read it again * DaRoach uses is Dr Mesmer powers (you see I dunno what x is) I dunno what x is see it was you DaRoach not fnor aahhhhh wtf mwahahaha i spent hours on a program that said 'click here for the meaning of life' and when you moved your mouse over to click it, it moved he was lying ya know I saw the program it was 'click here for thousands of free xxx passwords' * eye gets poked OH SHIT I'M BLONDE err BLIND VIAGRA HORNY BBL Storm Tip #138: During a lightning storm, it is best to remember that running outside with a wrench in your hand naked and insulting the gods is not always good. It can be the cause of some very bad things. damn you, i drive just as good as any 11 year old daroach.. you're sentence is messed up.. mine is not my mom left a weed whacker in my room I think I am supposed to use it * DaRoach cleans his floor 'how would you feel if I kept knocking on the bathroom door going "mom? mom? mom!? MOM!?"' I WOULD LIKE IT...CAUSE THEN ID KNOW SOMEONE WOULD KNOW IF I FELL IN if you fell in I would flush IF YOU FLUSHED, ID COME BACK UP AND KICK YOUR ASS and you would look up and see me going round and round and round laughing like hell then I would close the lid id beat you up and you would be sucked out to whereve r and when you come back and were all blue you would say 'my pen exploded with the altitude' Computer Tip #183: When wiping your screen clear of dust and fingerprints, remember that there is static electricity all over the screen and that your other hand should not be hovering over any exposed parts of your computer. It leaves quite a burn mark and hurts like a bitch smooth move my hand is still twitching that boat sucks it pulls away from chicks that are lying on their stomaches with their tops removed and exposed nipples too fast to see and it is too bumpy to look back with binoculars mario: youre extremely dumb...my boat owns you chris, I am extremely straight and like to see beautiful girls your boat sucks if it wasnt for my boat, you wouldnt have seen those girls, so shut the fuck up my boat owns you it was BECAUSE of your boat that I didn't see them I would have gone to the beach none the less you woudlnt have gone i wouldnt have either my chickometer was shooting off the charts my mom left a weed whacker in my room I USED THAT TODAY I used to it to mow my lawn now it looks like a bad hair cut all uneven and bald in some spots a few dead dogs... i want a cookie i wanta cookie fucker i wanta cookie FUCKING SHIT i wanta cookie i wanta cookie * X3 gives Xplosive` a cookie :) i wanta cookie * X3 gives Xplosive` a cookie :) ugly sucks ugly sucks ugly sucks ugly sucks sorry, i was just under the impression that the people on orez were good people no we are pretty much a racial hate group bent on world destruction c'mon, Katina, i'm plenty fun lesbians can have lots of fun suzy-jeezus, get a dog. i'm busy. fuck i messed up thats not uncommon for you, chris shut up justin was kicked in the head too often no just gone nuts i'm about 10 eggs short of a dosen you're a few sandwiches short of a deli a few apples short of a fruit stand a few tacos short of a combination plate ok, ok one grain short of a beach i get the mesage messgae damnit one planet short of a solar system whatever one banana short of a load alright I'm crazy a little punch drunk one too many hits with a snake got a screw loose missing marbles screwball nutjob a real peice of work 'special' does anyone know any sites that i can get some good downloads from download.com i mean stuff that i'm not suppose to * suzie16 makes funny noises with his anus my room smells like a fart i forgot to bring my yearbook to school today I forgot to go to school today my left testicle hurts owie my g/f crushed my left testical the other day i smacked myself in my nut today, in badmiton on accident...i was gimped the rest of the game i was in pain for quite some time you are all a bunch of nut wonders they are making me get g4y c3rt1f1c4ti0ns I got one of those which? birth 'It started out as a harmless jerycurl, but all too soon Chris knew it had gotten out of hand. 'IT WON'T STOP GROWING!' 'Will you look at the size of that thing?' 'OH MY GOD IT ATE THE GOD!' Sometime you just have to know when to.. perm... Chris Olave in the most spectacular event of the season... The Fro... comming to a city near you... no passes accepted. This Doo is not yet rated' *** topic for #bye: v, g, j, k, m, p, q, r, s, stinky-, t, tuffguy-, x, u, z_ *** topic for #bye: set by DaRoach on Fri Jun 5 14:25:07 1998 the topic is mario's alphabet he didn't watch enough sesame street poor mario *** fnord_ has been kicked off channel #bye by Zeal ( bite me big bird) <`Stone`> license ? yeah license to kill no...you ahve a license to operate a 1 - 2 ton vehicle that can get up to speeds of 80 and 90 mph. you can kill with that fucker i think we should just get a big boat load up all the prisoners and send them to sea and let France do some nuclear tests thats what i want my tax dollars to pay for... and they better show it on TV for my fat ass to watch shit it say microsoft caused an illegal operation GUESS WHAT I DID AT SCHOOL TODAY I WROTE ORGY PORGY 15 TIMES ON TEH CHALKBOARD THEN HIGHLIGHTED IT WITH A DIFFERENT COLOR AND SAT DOWN BEFORE TEACHER GOT IN she wanted to know who wrote it us students are united so only three people pointed me out NO!@#%% NO MORE SWEDISH MEATBALLS i searched for that and it gave me shit about burritos what did you search for? animations and free shit one of the sites is called burrito.com and it supposedly has stuff in it i just opened it the slide show history of the burrito this is horrible THEY DIDN'T SAY PENII they said penises pentium 2 penII heh the penII chip makes your computer cocky 7,¸¸,ø10Hugs7ø,¸¸,ø¤°`°1 Kermit 7`°¤ø ,¸¸,ø10Hugs7ø,¸¸,ø¤°`°1 Kermit 7`°¤ø ,¸¸,ø10Hugs7ø,¸¸,ø¤°`°1 Kermit 7`°¤ø ,¸¸,ø10Hugs7ø,¸¸,ø¤°`°1 Kermit 7`°¤ø ,¸¸,ø10Hugs7ø,¸¸,ø¤°`°1 Kermit 7`°¤ø ,¸¸,ø10Hugs7ø,¸¸,ø¤°`°1 Kermit 7`°¤ø,¸¸¸,ø10Hugs7...!!! I am sure that would have looked nifty but I have terminal font on and it is ugly THATS FAKE, BITCH no it's not you editted that one you took out what you said i just didnt include what i said to make me say tat but you still said it like you guys sound like a married couple do you realize, if you smack me...i'll open up a can of whupass and kill you right then and there? what was that? youll open uo a can of wuss and run away? yeah *** signoff: Xplosive` (gone, sleeping, be back tomorrow) "gone" thats pretty obvious "sleeping" who cares "be back tomorrow" DUH allow me to demonstrate the communicative effectiveness of smileys :) EAT MY SHIT, PUSBAG :) deltre \pron y deleting pron... I just killed 10700 files and 1.2 gig second time I've deleted this guy's pron from my hd im laying on my bed ircing this is cool lazy fuck im not lazy...im damn cool * Xplosive` puts on some snoopy shades EWWW THIS GUY IN A 'PLAYGIRL' AVATAR ENTERED * DaRoach alt+f4's *** signoff: Spamanda (Leaving) *** Spamanda (widelick@s-s1-p1-6538.saber.net) has joined channel #BYE HI AMANDA HOW ARE YOU TONIGHT!? well, now i know what alt + f4 does :) get money, spend it, live in a shithole way it is maybe for you your the one with roach in his nick *** Boston2 has been kicked off channel #crs by prineman (hey you) oops think he will notice? that shit is for ultimate nerds star trek, d&d there is being a nerd, then there is being a complete nerd but d&d and star trek is poindexter shit OH NO I AM STILL NAKED AND I DIDN'T REALIZE IT AND I JUST WENT OUT AND CHECKED THE MAIL!@$ smart guy very perceptive I noticed it was cold * DaRoach takes his shirt off and a flood of skin and fat flow out filling the room baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Baayooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaoooooooooooo everytime I open things like MSIE and stareditor it thinks its the first time but things that have a time limit work fine ID LIKE TO BE A EGGDROP WHEN I GROW UP so, he helps me, and gets free courses at the same time and gets paid paid to help you take a piss what a job... well, the lessons are quite a perk i would think the dumping of the urinal would be the perks did you read anything ive been saying? :) some if jeff was infinitely gayer than you, and you are 32469823462984610893461892360123% as gay as the rest of the world, does that make jeff 32469823462984610893461892360123% and infinity more gay than the leading gay person? maybe i would answer that if my pea sized brain could comprehend it but im not going to iode, your stupid ;) my stupid what? iode, nevermind...you missed the point xplosiv: and you have a stupid haircut. BECAUSE I LIKE YOUR HOMEPAGE YOU DO NOT LIKE MY HOMEPAGE YOU ARE SAYING THAT TO KEEP ME FROM DELETING IT FOR SOME ODD REASON BEYOND MY COMPREHENSION DAMN IT IT IS LIKE AS IF I WERE YOUR BOYFRIEND I SAY I LIKE IT BECAUSE I LOVE YOU YOU SAY ANYTHING CLOSE TO THAT AGAIN AND I SWEAR I WILL STICK YOU IN A ROOM WITH CHRIS NAKED its fathers day, and i have had no surprise phone calls i am a happy man <|Binary|> WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT IN HERE???????? binary shut the 1010010010101 UP! drunken anal sex is not what its cracked up to be i am a workin' woman * Spamanda now has three jobs ;) youre a workin' something thats for sure shit now I'm horny * cyberpuke grabs some tweezers and a magnifying glass * cyberpuke proceeds to man-handle his 3 inches of man meat *unF* *unF* .... aaaaaaaaA *wheW* think chris gets too attached to irc? 3 in the morning, my mom is asleep, someone takes over #hi, and he slams my table I swear to god I thought he was gonna cry like lifts up both fist and hits the table hard enough to wake up the neighbors listen you mother fucker just because youre half japanese doesnt mean your nipples are bigger than mine I HAVE BIG NIPPLES AND I WILL BEAT YOU WITH THEM SO BACK OFF ok, I was going to get on, but I can see that was a mistake I'm addicted to rocking my body and rubbing my hands all over me and making femine orgasmic sounds until I get a snicker in 5 years youre stil;l gonna think I'm 13 yer 8??? heh, I get paid friday * DaRoach cheers and the government is going to steal shit from me * DaRoach cheers i am way cool * uNF puts on his knight rider look alike shades i'm michael knight, bitch i have a car that talks hooya! i be s_i! si to the maxi pad, y0 * ShadowImg walks around being cool ohhhhhhhhh yeah i just kick ass * ShadowImg whacks it when no one's looking i feel like ass what does ass feel like? pretty shitty Ancient's Hot Chilli 1.) Add alot of hot shit 2.) Cook it for a long time 3.) Put it in something to eat it out of we were arfuing aboutt eo diff products and more specificly what happened to quake.inept.org specifically yyah that too ;] it got misspelled its now quaik.inepped.org thanks to you, gary fucking genius asshole. kwake.ineptt.orgh that's not as funny, either. not-funny asshole. but I feel kinda patriotic, now that our president is the mack daddy and all :) frys electronics the place I am going to camp out in as soon as the guards leave me alonge 4 cd rom slots, 2 3 1/2 floppy slots, and 6 hd slots god damn, the motherboard better have a lot of places to plug that shit in "Detected master. Detected slave. Detected slaves slave. Detected slaves slaves slave..." "Detected peon drive" mmm garlic bread uh god damnit i was holding the portable phone and i dialled r0cs # cuz i was gonna talk to him about the move and i saw you say "mm garlic bread" and dale answered the phone and i said "i want some" * awaken cuts off jasmine's clothes fuck you that's what you're about to do, yes! see the white box next to the monitor its called a computer if you take it apart and look inside theres stuff plugged into this board called a motherboard [³] away .. class [³] idle .. 0s hmm you made it to class rather quickly. yes sir dayd is away: simpsons .3h56m19s. a 4 hour simpsons episode? holy shit u fucking faggot answer me ancient u @ rit i'll come over and kill u marlowe: are you gonna have your parents drive you? 275. been in a menage-a-trois of people of the same sex? whast that meen your a moron its one of the High end SGI machines used to render virtual valerie I walked around naked alot last year. dreadnut: where are the polaroids?? Kryten-: With the kid who didn't come back this year. :) Fri Oct 2 15:54:35 MDT 1998 wtf heh thats a date :p i think perry discovered "/exec -o" no you fucks i didn't realize it was friday then you should've done this Fri Oct 2 14:44:42 PDT 1998 shit its friday !! instead of: Fri Oct 2 14:44:54 PDT 1998 wtf heh allrghyu uyo motr brrt ber beer I TPOYE JUST FINE YALL boy start play wif me oh my god i meant play with me like acro i was not even thinking that [ÿHobac ] Come to to #Real_Teen_Chat to see a new empire forming, us ELEMENTARY STUDENTS HAVE TAKEN CONTROL....WALK IN A LINE MY ASS! *** fl changes topic to 'fnord is the quote hax0r.' i bet he quotes that quotes what? that. quotes that fnord is the qu0te hax0r topic he sure quotes a lot. :P fnord is a quote nymph he quotes instead of sex im gonna msg him that just incase he didnt get it Dutchess: you want mac and cheese? hrmmmm.........i dunno do you like jelly beans? shit im huingrty not when i'm this hungryu ùíù RaGe [gozolish@fctnts10c20.nbnet.nb.ca] has joined #audiocentral are you guys nerds? i fucking hate nerds!!!! ùíù RaGe [gozolish@fctnts10c20.nbnet.nb.ca] has left #audiocentral [] Well I'll occupy myself elsewhere. ew just be sure to wipe down the wall when you are done cool: i dunno...once, me and my gf were having sex..and a bad earthquake hit...we found some interesting positions on accident =] JUST BECAUSE I LIVE IN TENNESSEE DOES NOT MAKE ME A HOE DOWN HANKIE PANKIE JGK;TREWLKRRBT'EKM'B kr0n, btw, if you wanna know why I make $30/hr doing this.. go get a 386/20mhz SX with 4meg of ram and install Dos, Windows 3.11, and Microsoft Office.. then make it run *well* on top of that i'm so good I can get all of that on a 40meg HD si you prolly spent weeks perfecting the art of fitting win3.1, dos, and ms office on a 40mb hd "I WILL GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME! *giggles madly*" i want their new dong mmm oregon the fresh smell of scrod people who act obsessed scare me ;( paige i sit outside your house in a bush completely naked wearing nothing but a pair of night vision goggles masturbating, making animal noises and screaming IIIIIIIIIIII LOOOOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU yur name's sierra? something like that ya My asthma is acting up. I need another cigarette *** sonar is now known as BigKing *** spy- is now known as BIGMAC * BigKing IS BETTAH *** BigKing sets mode: +o BIGMAC * BIGMAC is $0.49 WITH A COUPON THING * BigKing IS BUY 1 GET 1 FREE *** dose sets mode: +m-o BIGMAC YEAH *** dose sets mode: -m+o BIGMAC FUCK YOU HOE FUCK YOU HOE FUCK YOU HOE FUCK YOU HOE :[ FUCK YOU HOE BK WINS FUCKER *** BIGMAC was kicked by BigKing (BigKing) I have a problem... everytime i pray i feel the urge to masturbate is that normal? i unleashed my mighty bladder all over that bed i showed it what the fuck was up I wonder if my parents would get pissed if i turned up the puter speakers to full blast no, they wouldnt they did is kiss the girls a scarey movie?
  • amanda should be in that movie yah right
  • kiss the girlz.
  • sounds like the story of amanda's life. right now, theres nothing on me that isn't sore except for my dick and my hands which means WHACK TIME! this is from osr2 btw if that makes any difference is this 98 explorer or 95? 95 uh osr2 is 95 dumbass i'm holding a frog in my hand right now is it a frog, or a toad? a frog oh THE STUPID BITCH WANTS US TO DO A BOOK REPORT PER QUARTER AND PRESENT IT TO THE CLASS I SHOULD KICK HER IN THE NUTS I hate fighting dracons Obvious exits are east, south, southeast, southwest and west. You see a fresh dracon corpse, an iron kite shield, an iron breastplate, a fresh dracon right arm, a fresh dracon right leg and right foot, a fresh dracon tail, a fresh dracon left leg, a fresh dracon left foot, a still-warm dracon left arm and left claw, a still-warm dracon left wing, a still-warm dracon right claw and a still-warm dracon right wing. they fall apart too easily i live in the silicone valley :P silicon no, silicone. I live near a highschool and near that is a pool * DaRoach drools a bit JUMP AROUND JUMP AROUND JUMP UP JUMP UP AND GET DOWN JUMP JUMP JUMP (IM HOMOSEXUAL) JUMP JUMP * DaRoach shoots shanes left foot LIMP AROUND LIMP AROUND fucking dog begs and begs, so i give him a carrot and he won't eat it asshole he just chews it up then spits it out next to me see if i ever give him food again :P * Istrain gives his dog another carrot there are a few things that i dont understand a) why people think i have a lot of shells 2) why people think i run shell boxes d> why people think i am weird * weak ejaculates * weak ejaculates on fnord * weak ejaculates on paige wooo ;) * weak ejaculates on dose ack haha! zinc does a body good You carefully treat your wounded tail. Unfortunately, you wind up doing more harm than good. GOD DAMN IT i can not treat myself :( what am I doing? "I can fix this! *stab stab stab*" CLAY MEET ME AT LHSQ I AM GETTING YOU A L> light joint You light up a joint. The scent of marijuana fills the air. > smoke joint You take a hit on your joint. Man, that feels good... uh uh you're dumb ok.. hehe whoops, filled my bank account * da3d ejaculates on fnords left ass cheek oooh oh OH YERS @#LKH * da3d smears it around with his tongue respond bastard. vira: what are you wearing? fnord: woven yak-hair overalls, a beaver hat, and plaid suede shoes. no underwear. a bee fucking stung me in my asshole today :( i was sitting on a bench reading my *trig* book, and i felt some fucking prick in my asshole it sucked i'm going to have a black and blue asshole sierra blows goats sierra blows goats <-----FUCK YOU MARIO :P sierra blows goats <-----FUCK YOU MARIO :P <-----FUCK YOU SIERRA :P hey you guys wanna have some real fun? yes! * fnord_ unzips his pants <_Fuzz_> everyone bring money for pizza ok I'll have you know I can eat my weight in pizza so... be prepared <_Fuzz_> as long as you pay for it it's fine * DaRoach kicks up dirt and yells FUCK ]geo[: <]Geo[> look in that book of insults real quick <]Geo[> mike, you might find one if you hurry i got all dressed up for my blind date and he took me to DENNYS cheapskatye you should be honored he took you to the temple of bob * fnord_ makes the sign of bob * fnord_ bows knowlage is not what u knwo but how u use it <[impulse]> ok <[impulse]> today is the day I lose the brackets <[impulse]> today is the day I get my nick back <[impulse]> muahahahaha *** ]ZeRo[ (lapimpdebr@h132244.dorm.clarkson.edu) has joined #Zero <]ZeRo[> who the fuck is in my chat room? <]ZeRo[> err channel i really wonder abouty this computer its..possessed i mean seriously possessed it turns off on its own it makes funny noises at night it will reboot if i hit it it stares at me when im naked I love how well Bill Gates can count "3, 95, 98, 2000" I hear a thunder in the distance see a vision of the cross I feel the pain that was given on a sad day of loss i hear si shutting the fuck up in just a few seconds i feel the pain in my eardrums from hearing, him, sing THATS MY LUCKY LOBSTER BITCH its missing an antler lobsters dont have antlers you douche I AM NOT AN IDIOT VALLEYGIRL I JUST SAY LIKE A LOT i got face to face with pussy and it didnt do anything for me :[ syntax_. Was it quality pussy, or sloppy pussy? quality pussy didnt even smell that bad :[ kinna flowery Toe hair is secksi especially when it's caught in your teeth what's "file allocation table bad, drive c:" mean? your file allocation table on drive c is bad paige,, he always manages to put out whenever i see him :( one time i touched my dogs penis on accident like when i was picking him up and he bit me. tik heh neph my fav. homo sup dude were have you been i've been around did you dress up as a strait guy for haloween? All these people smiling and giggling talking about their motherfucking herpes THIS IS WHAT IS WRONG WITH AMERICA TODAY i never buy books either they cost too damn much <^grouch^> they are cheap if you accidently slip and a differant price tag falls on the book it didnt cut and paste the shit i wanted to! i hit ctrl-c and shit-ins! i think i will jerk off now I just bruised my nipples damnit i just sneezed so hard i farted at least i think it was just a fart * Istrain checks his pants * Istrain gets a scared look on his face * Istrain heads to the bathroom, legs apart one night that damn thing was vibrating on my dick i like unreal single player's pretty fun yeh....i beat it *** Dreadnut changes topic to '[17:23] yeh....i beat it' its pretty good now it used to be bad *** positive changes topic to '[17:23] yeh....i beat it its pretty good now' *** positive changes topic to '[17:23] yeh....i beat it its pretty good now it' *** positive changes topic to 'r0ckstar> yeh....i beat it its pretty good now it used to ' CUT IT OUT PAT! ITS NEVER GONNA FIT! *** positive changes topic to ' yeh....i beat it ITS NEVER GONNA FIT!' fuck milk, got jizz?:( fuck me, got condom? my dog bit me and ripped my ear open: ( i almost killed it HEHE which dog? one of the puppies chloe if you remember i'm a fucking evander holyfield you shut up don't you hate it when youre munching down on your fried eggs and suddenly you bite down on something hard and you pull it out of yoru mouth and it resembles a beak? that is sickening youre telling me I almost can't finish my breakfast almost hehe, I just ate a chick katias computer god disconnected *** DaRoach` is now known as Zeal god disconnected katias computer huh? yes who else do you think disconnects you? and he is the universal system admin god runs our universe with a windows based server. we just don't see it because when we freeze we don't know it and when he reboots we stop existing and start over some days seem really long thats because he is trying to multitask with lightwave and create new beings and he is running paint shop pro 5.01 to create scenery god doesn't know unix :( or linux :( i am the erection in your mothers ass i am the erection in *your* ass I LOVE THIS N> The time is now 4:30pm. it pops up every half hour or so, heh finger stick wha? finger stick? finger stick hehe finger stick ahhhhhhhhhhh r0c just confronted me so i flicked him off and picked his nose with my middle finger but it was too disgusting i couldn't handle it i couldn't my groin twitched with discomfort and i had to pull away please im dumb just help me before my little brain starts thinkin for the big one and i go jomp some poor llama again you know what the internet needs? more ass pictures -s1gma:#RIT- DCC Send shortcut to eudora.exe.lnk (209.86.141.185) wtf?! ok, that sucked heheh -Labtec- Thanks for the file! i could eat pez for dinner and be completely satisfied. orange slices are better of course it would require an extraordinary amount of pez. hangar, stop being argumentative. fnord_: who killed him? her who did she kill? him don't you hate it when you just remembered that an hour ago you had to go to the bathroom and you just remember when you slide off your seat? a dick licken ass pumping homo doesn't even compare to what you are, chris. i'm straight, you sanfrancisco treat i'm going to find word patterns in your phone numbers shane, where is that? fnord; www.phonespell.org FUCKING SHIT go-fag-1-I ho-fag-1-I in-fag-1-I god-a-I-1-I hoe-a-I-1-I THAT'S ME FUCK I'M A MOTHER FUCKING SAN FRANCISCO TREAT i saw this girl today, so incredibly, hideously ugly, it made my dick whip around and stick in my ass i don't want to fuck janet reno that would give me flashbacks errrrrrrrrr nightmares. that's it. * fwee 's the best paid cock sucker in the western hemisphere * Kermy is not here [ Sleep...dreaming of Conservation of Energy and Derivative of Inverse Trig Fuctions ][!l:on!] he probably dreams of like nude chicks with "cos²x + sin²x = 1" on their boobs he masturbastes to "sinx/cosx = tanx" when henry talks in his sleep, it's not "go away!" *makes pushing motions* "don't touch me!"...its "the tangent of x is actually the sine of x over the cosine of x, therefore making the cotangent of x equal to 1 over the cosine of x divided by the sine of x" then he splooges oi fnord: i'm going to school in california vira, where in cali? SUNNYVALE fnord: sunnyvale bunnyflail what school? COGSWELL fnord: cogswell bogsmell about a month ago I went to like saturn or whatever online and ordered a car and then I emailed them saying I found a better deal Kelly, can you copy a file from Mario's home dir to my hoe dir for me my mom just told my dad her breast is tingling, and he said maybe your lactating "when i masturbate, i press on this area behind my testicles and it blocks off the semen from coming out, so there's less cleanup...is there anything wrong with that? it won't mess me up, will it? no chirs t hat will make yuoua a healtyhyty young womanbs i can gtet sdrunk asd shit, andd at least i can still get an intellitsan thougat kout bithc ok you're drunk, right? when you come from boonville, youre not surprised by things like this. You're surprised when you finish and egg and youre not picking bones out of your teeth I'M COLOR BLIND AND DEAF SO DON'T BOTHER HONKING WHEN THE LIGHT CHANGES and ive got a huge bathroom enough space for someone to comfortably pass out hanging over the throne perfect spot for mario.. uh, i only did that once fuckers ok, twice, but technically I was sitting on it the second time i want to go to college but like i gotta go to highschool first what a fucking jip did i tell you guys about terraserver terraserver.microsoft.com we will infiltrate microsoft and I drop in from the roof and slide down the rope in front of the server. jeff, you will aim the laser pointer at the server so I know where it is, because I will have dropped in a smoke bomb. i will drop a black bag, remove a large steal toe boot, place it on my foot, get up, and kick the server as hard as possible. I will put the shoe back in the bag, hang onto the rope and pull myself up. then we will jump off the roof where eric will be sleeping half drunk in the getaway car kevin, you can sit at home and miss your black steal toe boot chris can explain to his mom why the tahoe is missing at the very second you kick the server, kevin will have found the nudist colony he is looking for, and then suddenly he gets "there was no response. the server could be down..." as he tries to zoom in uh ahaha then he'll scream 'GOD DAMN IT, THATS IT. I AM GOING TO FUCKING MICROSOFT TO KICK THE FUCKING SERVER. IF I COULD ONLY FIND MY OTHER BOOT" I am surpised that terraserver doesn't have a link that says "Let Microsoft nuke your hometown!" and you click on it and it lets you put in coordinates and shit of course the bomb would hit the ground and bluescreen and just bounce a couple times but its the thought that counts xavier ; u seem to know your penis pretty well, u too well acquinted? nah.. but we've been friends since birth though :) hrm ive decided after about 10 seconds of hard thinking that i dont like any of you and that im going to move to alaska and become a dog breeder and sell them to the canadians for a marked up rate because everyone knows the canadians arent very bright the brazilians are dumber than anyone anywhere in the world you can always tell you're around a brazilian because they announce they're brazilian and then they ask if anyone would like to chat with a brazilian HI, I'M BRAZILIAN!!! A/S/L!?!?! WOULD ANYONE LIKE TO CHAT WITH A BRAZILIAN?!?!? i shit you not...i've actually seen that before dont you love it when you squeeze one part of your face and puss comes out an inch lower? uh um not really I found $20 sitting on my mommys purse, I said "Wow, look what I found!" my mommy said, "No, NO, NO! thats to buy one of your gifts." I said oh thanks Merry Christmas to me" And took off with the $20