plazma you know i fucked up a test because of you i spelled 'plasma' 'plazma' and i'm so used to it that way i didn't even notice #madcrew Diablo Destroyed my Windows 95. Moral: never *buy* a game. #madcrew topic set by BillyPhuz on Sat Mar 08 21:39:58 [14:51] -Nickey- i think i got a yeast infection...wanna scratch??? =) At the security office outside Disneyland: "Bob Dole likes his Disneyland! You can't keep Bob Dole from Disneyland! Disnetland loves Bob Dole! Bob Dole will spread peanut butter on your computer if Bob Dole can't go to Disneyland! And get off Bob Dole's chair! You can't sit in Bob Dole's chair! That's Bob Dole chair! Bob Dole was almost president so you have to listen to Bob Dole! I don't care if your name is Mickey or Walt or whoever...I'm Bob Dole and Bob Dole gets to go to Disneyland! Don't you go touching Bob Dole! Bob Dole will sure you behind off if you don't let Bob Dole into Disneyland! Bob Dole sees nothing wrong with Bob Dole's actions! 'Oh, the poor security officer got his head smashed into a pole...' WUSS! Bob Dole isn't responsibile for wimps! Bob Dole fights for Bob Dole!" *** iode changed nickname -> iodesman hi im gay and i'm iode's guy * iodesman nibbles on iode's penis *** iodesman changed nickname -> iode * iode moans *** iode changed nickname -> iodesman *giggle* *** iodesman changed nickname -> iode <^CRaSHeR^> i saw a scorpion walking down the sidewalk once <^CRaSHeR^> it was small <^CRaSHeR^> i laughed at it <^CRaSHeR^> and went on *** Topic #jedi: Zytek -- Your portable UNIX guru. Insert 75 cents for an additional 3 minutes *** Topic #jedi: Set by Zytek on Wed Mar 12 00:30:00 1997 no-1: having to sleep is with a whore is one of the many hopes of my 15 year old mind. > > > > >>Uhhh....I can't see how anyone couldn't eyeball a pun like that. It's > > > > >>lying in plain sight. In fact, it's an eyesore. > > > > >> > > > > >D'OH! Musta been readin' the thing with my eyes shut... > > > > > > > > Eye see... > > > > > > Eye hope this doesn't turn into a very long thread. ^^;; > > > > Eye am getting pissed. Shut up before Eye poke your I out. :b > > _____________________________________________ > > What a cornea joke. <|GOOFiE|> OUCH! i think i got frost bite from office duster spray! OUCH! *ring* hello someone hacked my web page, and put kiddie porn on it change your password moron ok, but can i keep the kiddie porn on there? winzip unzips everything except yer pants not only is my nose peeling, but I have a pimple and just to add to that, my bottom right eyelid is infected Gis: oh no.. youve got a pimple. * iode squirts a few of his pimples at gis and smears it all over her face <_jestr_> i mean to log it to a file log to a file? no idea ask immy ask immy.. no.. no ask immy.. immy...uhh.. no speka englis eat a bowl of fuck Chris12! i'm taking care of a philodendron. i find by not watering it,it grows. so i haven't watered it in a week. perhaps it's a masochist plant? [BOND0007!SURFER@Rosslyn2.tbaytel.net] cinni It was intended to be a positive remark how quickly you trusted me and on we went. that's all. he's quadruple oh 7. Kuxli: weird, i looked over at this stick of deodorant and went 'whoa icecream' then .1 milsecs later I got upset when I realized what it was Don: what's the right way to masturbate to prevent getting carpul tunnel syndrome? I'm getting harrassed over here! you are? too bad you were probably masturbating even before you hit puberty fnord: yep fnord: ive been masturbating since i was 8 uh no further comment i could masturbate to orgasm when i was 8 but i didnt ejaculate til i was around 10 the first time i jacked off was in the shower. i was cleaning my dick with shampoo. it felt nice. but it really FUCKING HURT to piss with shampoo in my urethra <_hAZE_> HHAHAHAHAHAHAH <_hAZE_> iode learns an important lesson. =P itd be cool if there was a book called "fuk u" and the first chapter consisted of this: 1.1 "Fuck" Fuck 1.2 "You" You!!!!!!!!!! Summary: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hmm For Further Study: FUCK A DONKEY! Excersizes: FUCK A GOAT! bees = ebonics.. "i bees down wid dat" <^CRaSHeR> if everyone has every disease there will be no worrying about getting them they broke up :( w00...TLC :) the learning channel broke up? no Randy, the singing group TLC broke up the learning channel had it's own singing group? what kind of music? my cats are gay. i caught them butt fucking did you give them bondage equipment? no, i walked in and the smaller cat was pumping himself into the big fat cat yup i think ill become a vegetarian for at least 1 week i'll become a humanitarian. * slxix munches on a friends leg. we were on a train and he was eatin an orange and we went through a tunnel and like it was totally dark so 5 minutes later, we got outta the tunnel and he says, u got a napkin? my hands r sticky i was like UGH, you did THAT in HERE? whoever created the concept of homework should get sterilized and castrated.. and get raped buy some fat guy named Freddy who eats ice cream constantly uh i had a splinter in my thumb for a day and a half but then i got it out with a piece of yellow paper. i'm mguyver. * demention grabs the brownie mix, starts stirring and tries to muffle the agonizing screams coming from the bowl it brings a new meaning to "Girl-Scout cookies" ive probably eaten more of my own cum than food today im hungry brb jacking off [fadat1!non@alibaba-13.slip.bradley.edu] bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be an eclipse and tell the cave men, "If I have come to destroy you, may the sun be blotted out from the sky." Just then the eclipse would start, and they'd probably try to kill you or something, but then you could explain about the rotation of the moon and all, and everyone would get a good laugh. fuk what the fuck happened to the air supply in here the air just got like thinner its hard to fucking breathe cactoid's nick is representative of his desire to be one of those little, tall cacti, complete with needles, being used as a masochist female's dildo fnord: correct. apart from the bit after "nick is.." john, you have too much time on your hands 8) <_hAZing_> No, John has too much time with his hands. =) [cactoid!diotcac@elastic.kwest.com.au] fuck you and your whole operation [cactoid!diotcac@elastic.kwest.com.au] i am now dispursing my team of assassin rogue hamsters [cactoid!diotcac@elastic.kwest.com.au] i can still call them back, using high powered neural transmitters [cactoid!diotcac@elastic.kwest.com.au] but I don't think I will [cactoid!diotcac@elastic.kwest.com.au] DIE AT THE PAWS OF MY ASSASSIN HAMSTERS NOOOOOOOOOOOOO [cactoid!diotcac@elastic.kwest.com.au] DIE NOT THE ASSASIN HAMSTERS?#@!??$!?$@ are you mocking the hamsters? * cactoid calls "ruprect, go for the testicle, remember - go for the resticle" there's an ms office cd downstairs is any of the stuff on there any good? demention: office97? no orifice 95 well I found that cd handy for scraping stubborn poo chunks from my drunken bunghole <_hAZing_> Dear so and so: <_hAZing_> I would like to apploy for the position of blah that was advertised on your web page. <_hAZing_> I am currently working as a masturbator for blah balh, and have 5 years of experience at doing shit. <_hAZing_> If you feel that I would make a good whore for your sluthouse, I would like to meet in person to discuss further. <_hAZing_> I am interested in securing an interview and will call you Friday at 2:--pm to set up a time and date. <_hAZing_> Sincerey, your butt lover. cactoid you suck you're too funny you're my competition in here. fucker you twat-nibbling cow-impersonating choad chomping fucklet choad chomping impressive go slip on a goat in passing * demention punches cactoid. you hot bubbling gastric expulsion slithering down the cellulite ridden leg of a 75yr old obese bisexual swinger with a severe case of crotch rott. bravo bravo *clap* *clap* *whistle* *whistle* demention: CRC means Crosseyed Retard Crustation, and it generally means your zip file has been attacked my a swarm of eldery water-aerobics enthusiasts, not a good thing, as zac suggested. my modem kicks ass!! my modem is the best modµÔ3ÉV%&©RÖÂTêæ·¤^ who wants some good butt pictures? im in a bad mood cause I couldn't find any horse-women fuck pics * Brian65 lifts his head from the keyboard. It sways to and fro, as he tries in vain to focus * Koreen1 tells some of the abbreviations found in IRC are: lol-Laughing Out Loud, brb-Be Right Back, bbl-Be Back Later, wb-Welcome Back, btw-By The Way, otp-On The Phone, imho-In My Honest Opinion, afk-Away From Keyboard,np-No Problem, rofl-Rolling On Floor Laughing, j/k-Just Kidding and roflmbo-Rolling On Floor Laughing My Butt Off! tyvm what is that Raven?????????????? tyvm??? thank you very much come on get with the program hammz: haha your gf uses ix.netcom! demention: whois me hammz: haha you use ix.netcom! i can make "hello world" in batch files, shell scripts, perl, c, c++, basic, pascal i can make "hollow whirl" in horse flies, hell transcripts, pearly white cum, sea(men), seamen(extra_strength ++), missionary, and crayon <_hAZE_> I survived having sex in 80 degree weather + humidity in Florida. Well, a guy's puts objects into one of 3 categories. 1) "I want to have sex with it" 2) "I want to eat/drink it" 3) It exists. and when we let our dick think for us that's what happens carl: What do you mean, "let"? Men have no choice. If the dick says jump, the guy will jump. i can overwhelm my dick i think of somethin like denise or victoria and it dies carl: Well, yeah, but that's a dirty trick to use when fighting the power of your penis. In a straight battle of wills, the dick wins. i wanna watch "debbie does cali farm animals" one more time hehehehehehe MIRC hahahahahahahaha *WINDOWS* hahahahahahahha MENUS wewp I fucking rule an admin just booted me off the system for being logged on as him no, thats called getting caught moron buncha web deisgners in a san diego cult commited mass suicide NO! NO WAY! JUOR KIDZORING ME jeah. 39 openings, wanna job? i called my girlfriend my cum dumpster she slaped me HAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHH my penis smells of old urine, i can smell it it smells like a public toilet * cocktard flashes his dick to the channel mmm, old urine well spank my hamster and call me foghorn the first browneye for a day!@# * cocktard strains gotta hold this poo in IS ANYONE THERE HAMSTERS HAMSTERS EVERYWHERE HAHAH i have netware cd's and a 25 user license 4.1 give them to me cocktard =] GIVE THEM TO YOU? HOW BIG IS NETWARE? I HAVE NEVER CHECKED BUT ITS 2 CD'S BUT ONE IS DOCOS SO WHO CARES ABOUT THAT cocktard: i get fast dccs would you settle for mavis beacon typing tutor? cocktard; it fists on like oh, about 7-10 1.44MB floppies :) it fists? well thats handy i must say a program that fists my friend's bathroom, it's so weird, it's all mirror, like the walls and ceiling and it sort of gives of a green light jizz:the green light means go [k1ngd0rk(mnr@user-37kb926.dialup.mindspring.com)] YOU FUCKING REFORMATED MY FUCKING CDROM DRIVE !Ayukawa! Anyway: You mostly voted NickServ as female. Here are the official sexes for services: Sex info on services: OperServ and ChanServ are male, NickServ and MemoServ are female, and HelpServ is ambisexual !Ayukawa! *whispers* And for those of you wondering, SplitServ is female for 200 ill sell you jack's soul <]MolocH[> tik: niether fnord or myself are Satan. <]MolocH[> I'll give you $50. hm 50 and a snickers bar <]MolocH[> I'm not racist. I have a color TV. =) [Hotpecs!sdpatlan@oly-wa1-08.ix.netcom.com] like the phone best, but we can get started here for abit if you want. My stats 40 5"8" 7" thick hard cock 46" chest 36" waist hairy puter dead, must replace with something from this centruy! i'm done playing ff3 today fisting fury 3? you have that@#$? let's play "whos can grammar worst be" i ate a fucking cold mushroom on my pizza thats fucking disgusting slimy lil bastard haha it was a magic mushie * c_ looks at kingd0rk trip [ERnurse!lap@Cust125.Max23.Dallas.TX.MS.UU.NET] have seen about ten million uncircumsized penis's tonight with discharge from the meatus..what is the deal..why are they not getting clipped..hummmm something to ponder..;) see? you doubted me but the cactus does not lie much hello? can someone help me? I just vomited all this green shit, and my head keeps spinning around i think something is wrong. i've got a hankering to kill some goats (_fuzz_[dan@169-203-179.ipt.aol.com]) you're nutz, pal =-] (msg[_Fuzz_]) what about em? (_fuzz_[dan@169-203-179.ipt.aol.com]) no, not your nutz, YOU ARE nutz =-] (msg[_Fuzz_]) i am not a pair of testicles. David i've lost my d drive! sometimes, it just leaves.... goes into the other room for awhile... watches TV I think. well when does it plan on coming back?! next time you reboot. or after the TV show is over. [miffstah!tcennon@dial197185.wbm.ca] dunno, maybe your server only sends on teh hour to save money IP |*) prod: you have a line on your forehead prod: and an asterisk in your nose prod: this is quite embarassing prod: i shouldnt have to tell you that prod: you're a grown man prod: and you should be able to look after yourself Guest: "Excuse me, but a sadistic madman broke into my room while I was sleeping and disemboweled my husband. I awoke with his entrails and brain matter covering the ceiling. I am very upset about this." Employee: "I agree, this is unacceptable. No one should ever have to go through this. This is certainly not up to our standards." shrooms? they're like bhrooms fatty: do you know what a bit is? a bit is like a small bite with half the vowels! great for dieters ignore iode, he doesn't know how to use a screwdriver. with half the bowels! great for diarrhea *** PuRpLfAzE changes topic to "I don't think so buddy" *** fnord_ changes topic to "i think so, buddy" *** iode changes topic to "nice sink flow, buffy" *** fnord_ changes topic to "penis sucking flower, ruffy" *** iode changes topic to "burlap flavored cookie, chunky" why does every single mother fucking sunday in my life suck dick 4 weeks ago 100 hairs fell out of my scalp after using denorex and my skin was giving me a hell of shit this week lori's pissed off at her parents and they all of a sudden dont like me that much last week my computer fucked up i wonder whats going to happen next sunday maybe lori will dump me maybe my house will blow up maybe ill get shitlisted here for an accident maybe virginia will get removed from the united states of america and overrun by ecuador brb food the last time i saw my anus was when i was like 3 yrs old iode: are you still nauseated? <[kiwi]> PING? PONG! <[kiwi]> PING? PONG! <[kiwi]> PING? PONG! <[kiwi]> how the HELL DO I TURN THAT OFF <[kiwi]> someone? fuck it hard in the ass and it doesn't cum back i am so elite i've been sitting in my garage for 2 fuckin hours couldn't get in the house You're a motherfucking shit licking feces eating kangaroo fondling turtle scrotum biting elf molesting cock popping rump pumping rectum cluttering cum guzzling milk sucking small woodland creature fondling soap dropping fellatio performing clown raping asshole who lives in a dung hut with a 500 pound midget for a mother and wears funny hats while trading kiddie porn to 6 foot tall gay men in long black trenchcoats *giggle* fnord: *giggle* i love the wedding barbie! i love to act out sex scenes with them, and then get off to it <_Don_> Uh.. why is Toasty Toasty_? Were they killing him again? uh why is Don _Don_? Were they blowing his mother again? [scipio!scipio@Async13.math.tau.ac.il] thought we said we only blow up norway to get 3 boobed girl yesterday... , no the entire world ( there is no poin in bombing the entire world!) shit my away msg was "WANKING" and I was just talking to this chick i know. !jnl! nobody juped MCS yet? wow !marcus! just wake barron up ;) !jnl! JONAH. THIS IS A CHANCE TO WIELD YOUR MIGHTY HUB PENIS OVER DENNINGER. WAKE UP> !mr_bill! he's already in bed !jnl! shit. wake him up. !jnl! you jupe it, bill. it makes my ass itch !mr_bill! if I woke him up about an irc thing, he'd shoot me !jnl! you can put that in the reason if you want !jnl! 'makes prae's ass itch' !mr_bill! nuh uh, I'm not juping it - that's jonahs thing !mr_bill! I just keep *.texas.net running 8-) !jnl! I should go register texas.net on alternic and come on mcs from ME_HAVE_BIGPENIS.texas.net !jnl! that would get mcs juped I bet !_Melody_! Bill, what's up? !mr_bill! my hormones. YOU THINK I'M FUCKING STUPID? yes yeah "john! get in here! in my room! now! come on! i wanna show you it!" - vira uh bbiaf getting butt raped uh i dont see why vira gives so much of a shit about vietnamese news hes like jumping about and giggling while watching this woman speak in a different language now he's abusing me with his fist Sendrik: porpoises have a 24hr/7day erection. Anarch: thanks for sharing that Sendrik: snails have these little cartilege daggers that they stab their mates with during intercourse. Anarch: have you been watching PBS again? you boys been stirring shit up down at the local barn? hey vira, tell icepick about your testicle hold. cactoid: you enjoyed that, didnt you? this is going to be one of those days. [warez007!Funny@128.195.216.28] am looking for a site that I can Upload 1.5 gig of Warez and Gamez too, T-1 and Up Only Msg me! -> [warez007] haha, you're fucking dumb. -> [warez007] you're now my benchmark for dumbness. [warez007!Funny@128.195.216.28] hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah fuck u -> [warez007] i'll be comparing all people to you, congratulations. [warez007!Funny@128.195.216.28] dumbass [warez007!Funny@128.195.216.28] fuck you u fucking dumbass [warez007!Funny@128.195.216.28] fuck you u fucking dumbass [warez007!Funny@128.195.216.28] fuck you u fucking dumbass [warez007!Funny@128.195.216.28] fuck you u fucking dumbass [warez007!Funny@128.195.216.28] fuck you u fucking dumbass [warez007!Funny@128.195.216.28] fuck you u fucking dumbass [warez007!Funny@128.195.216.28] fuck you u fucking dumbass [warez007!Funny@128.195.216.28] fuck you u fucking dumbass [warez007!Funny@128.195.216.28] fuck you u fucking dumbass [warez007!Funny@128.195.216.28] fuck you u fucking dumbass [warez007!Funny@128.195.216.28] fuck you u fucking dumbass [warez007!Funny@128.195.216.28] fuck you u fucking dumbass [warez007!Funny@128.195.216.28] fuck you u fucking dumbass -> [warez007] step the fuck back newbie before i wax your ass, shove up sausage down your throat and let rabid dogs up your ass. homo milk - Homogenized milk. Known in the States as whole milk. Nobody here thinks twice about what images milk cartons with the word "HOMO" in big letters on the side conjure up in the minds of Americans. holy...they dont call it Homo in the states? i didnt know that zerohour: vira and i are twins unfortunately he only has one testicle and i have three eyeballs Whoah. however, my third eyeball looks kinda like a nad it must've gotten stuck on in my mom's womb THOU IMPUDENT SNOT! vira: you misspelled 'though'. iode: incorrect. 'thou' is an old English way of saying 'you'. vira: you misspelled 'slaying'. iode: it's a rather familiar term, so it was only used among friends or to a subordinate. vira: you misspelled 'lather'. im the boss around here * fnord_ grins uh im the horny bastard around here * r0c grins does anyone here use the crap that makes the water in their toilet blue or green or whatever? hmm i want some green toilet water green is pretty <[kiwi]> uh <[kiwi]> why are ywe even talking aout toilet water? hehe blue's better :P brown's better. ppl that say they need to feed their face are dumb cuz you arent feeding your face the only thing that has to do with eating and your face is your lips i want to feed my cock some vagina *gobble gobble* dude my yogart contains "live cultures" fear that shiznit. woo tapeworm flavored yogurt yup. eggs-on-the-bottom. but it's the manly thing to do. uh no its the faggot thing to do do you have a homophobic thing against faggots? CompuMan: yes homophobes are faggots! People who call homophobes faggots are faggots homophobes suck dick. dude I'm an athiest I swear to god!@ I work at pizza hut :P sum dude goe ecoli from our bacon once we got a new bacon manufacturer then :P and the other day a roach crawled out of a delivery bag at some dude's house get a new roach manufacturer * fnord_ wraps chad up in duct tape * fnord_ wraps saran wrap all over chad * fnord_ tosses chad in a cardboard box * fnord_ locks chad in a closet * fnord_ nails the closet door shut * fnord_ gets a sheet of metal and welds it to the door i've heard of bondage but this is ridiculous! nonfat milk does bad stuffs to muh butt i know a fnord is now its the daemon for the fnor client. fnor -l cactoid 127.0.0.1 fnord v1.3.4 ready login: cactoid password: welcome to my vagina sigh. no school dedicated ppp and microwave burritos. this is heaven. oh oh I saw a license plate yesterday "LAMERS" i have a basement my sister sleeps in it hehe we keep her locked down in there, and feed her ceral she's like stupid, i take my friends down there and we throw pebbles at her and torment her.. though we cant go to close she has these big claws and could rip me apart whenever i call her 'jeff' she like starts to foam at the mouth and pulls so hard on her chains they groan and stuff she'll rip your balls off and force feed them to you and babble about lucky charms when caught masturbating in the shower: "It's my dick, I can wash it as fast as I like" this is when we took over #coders and invited #bifemsex in cactoid and pg and incog were acting like women * SunShine3 grabs Cac's head, pulling her face against my moist muff mpfpffhh mppfff! YOU GRIK COK YOU STEAL MY DOG YOU CALL ME COK I HIT YOU WITH MY GARDON HOE AND RAKE synapse and cactoid doing their greek act it's happened again kinda remember how that strange family was in my house well, i know the people this time, but i walked out in the kitchen in my boxers and these two parents and this little girl are staring at me i have a fucking headache the size of somethin real big go eat a cat no damnit yes why dont you go eat a damn cat damnit! cause i ain't no freak from melmac =) yer just a kitchen utensil! bar utensil. an inanimate object! you're just a brown furry slob =) same fuck'n thing i not only cooked my meal but half the house so step the fuck back =) before i come play chef in ukiah =) or whatever that hicktown is called =) they threw a ground sheet over me while i was sleeping and painted my ceiling dad told them not to wake me up i was half awake for about 10 minutes just lying there trying to figure out if i was awake, and if i was, what the hell was i lying under then i heard voices, and smelt paint i need to register my kiddieporn channel you need help I do? for what? *** gnarf sets mode: +b *!*plantman@206.102.193.* *** NecroBestial was kicked by gnarf (fuck off) fuck is my unniversal adj shit is my universal noun fuck is also my alternate verb so my universal phrase "what the fuck is this shit?" "what time is it" fuck if i know "where did he go?" like i fucking know? actually my friend billy use to work at KFC and he use to pee on the chicken before he friend it fried, even it was his friendly and non-verbal way of saying "bet you 5 bux i can get you to taste my piss and pay me for it and say mmm, finger licking good" /nuke kr0nelius ooops pretend you didnt see that *** kr0nelius has quit IRC (EOF From client) * wierdo beats his head on the wall * slxix beats the wall on wierdo's head. HOW THE FUCK I HAVE THAT CUNT JUICE SMELL ON MY FINGER AGAIN and I haven't been there in a week HI MEOW AND FNORD AND ICEPICK oh fuck off arc *** icepick signed off [ sick of your shit ] @<01:15:31 AM> *** icepick!icepick@slgol1p26.ozemail.com.au joined #smoosh @<01:15:43 AM> did i fool you? [S+Z] icepick (icepick@slgol1p26.ozemail.com.au) has joined channel #goatsex [S+Z] Users on #goatsex: @icepick [S+Z] Join to #goatsex is now synched (2.125 seconds) [S+Z] Mode change "+snti" on channel #goatsex by icepick i took over #goatsex i'm not racist, i hate everyone * r0c has been despretly trying to get into this site with naked pictures of princess leia;P 1243: When you get your PH.D. will you get able to work at BURGER KING? arc: When you get your PH.D. will you get able to work at BURGER KING? arc: When you get your PH.D. will you get able to work at BURGER KING? arc: When you get your PH.D. will you get able to work at BURGER KING? arc: When you get your PH.D. will you get able to work at BURGER KING? arc: When you get your PH.D. will you get able to work at BURGER KING? arc: When you get your PH.D. will you get able to work at BURGER KING? WHAT THE FUCK haha h0s WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING i'm in 9th grade and i went to a college fair....blah 9th grade???? FRESHMEN!!!11 BWAHAHAHAH FATTY's a FROSH!!!!! BWAHJAHAHAHAH lets find kannan and throw him in a dumpster DIE FROSH SHIT!!!1 then lets throw carl in the dumpster fuck you i'm not goin in one of those again and i'll kill anyone who tries matt: i hope you have nightmares of kannan having anal sex with you ughf your disgusting now see what bothers me most is that you thought about that.. blefgh so.. whats up irQ uh, im sitting here looking at the wall im starting to see naked women how come my walls dont do that?! * Bl0odRoSE tickles mikee till he pee's his pants too <_mikey_> umm carl.. <_mikey_> that ain't pee;) weird that was hella qierd it was so weird it was qierd guess what i put on these undies today. right thinking they'd be ok all day. I noticed a small hole in the right testicle area, but I didn't think it'd become a problem. by midmorning, my testicle had attempted an escape. and the rest of the day, it tried to make up its mind STAYING? GOING? it couldn't decide resulting in a chaffing. god dammit i must relieve this testicle Aaaaaaaaaaahhhghghglglllll CONSIDER THE TESTICLE: RELIEVED. i need to do a big poo. BUT I'm TRYING TO HOLD IT BACK BUT ITS POKING ITS TONGUE OUT AARRRGG GET BACK IN THERE EVIL POO no, sorry.. this one ain't going back in.. I can't hawkeye this one, i'm afraid. * cactoid is away: laying a cable. [msglog/on] AND I'M TAKING A MAGAZINE WITH ME, OK? SO I'LL BE A FEW HOURS. * cactoid is away: EVICTING A BAD TENNANT. [msglog/on] cactoid?? cactus?!? what is this?!!? take over by the desert factory? the desert factory? please cancel the shipment. you've had too much. cactoid you ordered it! I ordered what? no no no i'm not talking about the inflatable goat sex toys i'm talking about the OTHER shipment. goat sex ... aaaaah venice cactoid hmm let's check this.. hmm cactois load : one shipment of desert factory stuff... one shipment of goat sex toys.. and one shipment of.. er.. oops.. that's censorred... It's gotta be pretty bad if goat sex toys made it through the censor. Perhaps used penial parts. Amanda has the leather suit w/ whips n cuffs ahha agnt i like hershey's syrup oh thought you said whipcream i like juice Pussy juice? no i dont like pussy juice!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIKE FRUIT JUICE YOU FRUIT grape juice and organge juice ;) orange juice Suck me dry 16/m/boxers here :) shoot i hate sneezing it makes my nipple hard same for goose bumbs quote that :) no it wasnt funny i was eing seirousl I found it quite amusing :) no your dick found it amusing What were piggy and christopher doing in the toilet? LOOKING FOR POOH!@# hah hah hah erm erm erm i need a pen i need to stop my urine from flowing out my peehole, and only a pen will do BUT, this way, we dont need a rental car, and dont have to worry about transportation at all...we can go drink to our heart's contents at Pleasure Island in the evenings, and have no worries about getting back to the hotel * Garfr will crawl back, drooling all the way, screamming things about Captain Morgan my only problem with flying is that its so boring...hehe the only interesting bits are the takeoff and landing, and they're way too short... they ought to land and take off a few times in mid-flight, just to add some interesting events to the flight they stop roller coasters if you get barfy? naw...they cant stop roller coasters once yer off the thing that pulls you up the first hill the thing relies on its speed to get it to the end of the ride the train would fall off if they tried to stop it on a loop if you puked at the top of the loop, would your puke hit you in the face when you got to the bottom of the loop? * ruohorez is away: (farting near a flame.) - save msgs [on] pager [on] that'd be a pretty cool joke for when guests come over, to put a ladle in the toilet and little paper cups nearby line the kids up for some surprise punch "This punch will really get you pissed" * Tok looks over atta his lemonade.. suddenly, yellow liquid loses all appeal.. Yeah, you ever had that. Yer sitting ther taken a dump, and you get real thirsty, and don't wanna get up and go to the tap So you must put yer cup, and scoop up water from the toilet i need to clean this brothel up i need to have a shower. i can smell my balls, and i've got a blocked nose. TiK: FUCK OFF you guys stop fighting WHAT? STOP FARTING? OK *BRRRRRT* OOPS yah take it over i da you dare you da me? tik: you forgot to put on your helmet, didn't you. I WOULDN'T LIKE YOU EVEN IF THE WORLD WAS FLOODED WITH PISS AND YOU LIVED IN A TREE. my cat says hi to everyone hes on my lap staring at the screen and trying to get my food elijah has a nice little pussy on his lap in perfect position. Now we all know why he's smiling right now haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha okay i know why i only attract boys i've figured it out you're a human female? You're a human male in cactoid's part of town? fear my cornchips everyone will dcc me everything except the stuff they wont dcc me arc: Clear the laundromat!! This whirl-o-matic just had a nuclear meltdown!! arc: Clear the laundromat!! This whirl-o-matic just had a nuclear meltdown!! arc: Clear the laundromat!! This whirl-o-matic just had a nuclear meltdown!! arc: Clear the laundromat!! This whirl-o-matic just had a nuclear meltdown!! arc: Clear the laundromat!! This whirl-o-matic just had a nuclear meltdown!! arc: Clear the laundromat!! This whirl-o-matic just had a nuclear meltdown!! dude wtf? dfsfsdsd'sdfl;kasflksaj;dlfj;sadjf;lskadjf;sajd;kflj;saldjkf;lasdj; flkjas;dkfja;lskjdf;lasjk;dlfkj;lasjkf;lkasjfl;kjds;lkfjwierdosldfk jlskdjf;lasj;dlfj;sdljf;lsjkdis;fljksla;kjdflskaj;fljsa;ldfjasa;lfj la;skjdfl;kdumb;jlas;flkla;sdjfmother;sjf;lajsl;fj;aljsd;flasjfucke r;sjf;lskajd;fljas;dlkfj;lsakjdf uh why did you say 'wierdo' ? whaT? 'wierdosldfk' i didnt you are imagining things 'lkfjwierdosldfk' go play with your toys wierdo Q: What's fifty feet long and smells of piss? A: A Conga line at an old people's home. marnie marnie marnie hrmqx0rz uNF f00p!@##!0#%*@%@6%&0*%&@*@#@# hrmqx0rz floof on you! marnie PHET marnie uNF marnie f00p!@##!0#%*@%@6%&0*%&@*@#@# marnie hrmqx0rz floof on you! my god *** h0s has left channel #Zero ::: neuronik has changed the topic on channel #scrollz to: thats why they call me the neuronator say neuronator 20 times fast what do you get? urinator. * h0snacho POOPOO * h0snacho with cheese * h0snacho with cheese and salsa i was typing /c instead of /um =) /c /um WHATS ON MEOWS MIND ., ,,'` )-{ ""., )-{ `' thats a headless chicken. [pGeist(pgeist@crl10.crl.com)] `'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'` [pGeist(pgeist@crl10.crl.com)] this is grass upside down what a wacker. '`'`'`'`'`'OOOOO'`'`'`'``'` that's grass upside down with dog poo `'`'``'|'`'`'|'`'`'`OOOOO'`'``'|'`'`'`|''`'` this is grass with sprinklers AND shit. pGeist: are you drunk? actually, no pGeist: then you're fucked up. pg you're funny. i try. pg you're not funny. i try. cactoid: do you know a guy named bryan callen? who? a guy named bryan callen [S+Z]3 address 3 ThaDragon!dragon@fctnts05c33.nbnet.nb.ca [S+Z]3 irc name 3 System Administrator [S+Z]3 channels 3 @#c [S+Z]3 server 3 irc.nbnet.nb.ca ([beryl.nbnet.nb.ca] NBNet in New Brunswick Canada) ThaDragon's a system administrator of a dos box the very thought of a system administrator sends chills down my spine! ooh! * fnord_ whois's td * fnord_ shivers "haha let's fuck with him" "nah man, look at his ircname" "woah shit..." "ok let's fuck with piker instead" "ok" i drank bundy and coke last night.. and it fucked me up it didn't fuck me up but it did last time i had it so I was careful i drank it slowly very very slowly observing as i drank to make sure the evil diabolical bundy bunyips didn't attack my liver MUAHAHAH THEY SAY MUAHAHAH THEY MOCK ME AS THEY ATTACK DIE LIVER DIE THEY LAUGH PRANCING AROUND MY GUT WE ARE THE BUNDY BUNYIPS MUAHA WE ATTACK YOUR LIVER YES MUAHAH BAWHAHAHAH WE ARE DIABOLICAL AND STUFF UAHAHA one day ill be telling people how i used to use p5/166's with 32mb ram and linux 2.0 and we'll all have a good laugh one day i'll be telling people how i used to know this guy called fnord and we'll all have a good laugh bwhahahahaha the mouse come out of the closet bwhahahaha it was at this point that cactoid realised fnord was tripping. DemonEatr: your news page gives me head cactoid: How do you mean? DemonEatr: well.. basically it's fucked. DemonEatr: and I think I could do a runny poo onto a piece of paper, OCR it in and come up with better code. she keeps calling me a cunt, how can i be a cunt, I don't even have one. (she's going to turn off the computer if I hit how does one spell presistance correctly? with a dictionary i masturbated windows * Shakespre gives kie two blue roses..... * kie blushes * fnord_ gives dot two blue roses * Dot gives fnord_ a kick in the ass... * fnord_ gives dot his shoe back after pulling it out of his ass * Dot blushes.. :) however, if it pleases you all, i still have a habit of ircing with no pants on :P yeah....^ that's Really useful shakes....remember that.. :) my guts are bitchen at me "food mr pick! i want food" "dad's on the case... salad treats coming" -> h0s I FARTED -> h0s AND IT SMELLS VERY VERY UNPLEASANT. h0s!~plastik@tele-anx0234.Colorado.EDU IM GLAD 'sc .sc .sc hahaha having trouble arcy? =) ARC'S DRUNK *** linus (~linus@194.23.151.180) joined #FreeBSD at 07:40PM leenoos heelo, me name is leenoos torvals, and i call leenooks, leenooks * desmo giggles and runs around all crazylike vira's leaning over my shoulder the reason he hasn't been online lately is because his computer is unplugged and he's too lazy to plug it back in <3 that is a heart vira is treating me like shit cuz i didnt know that < was known as a waka what an anus civilian. someone say boobies? when carl sees the word "boobies" he blocks out everything around it and only sees "boobies" fnord: this might be a challenge when he attemps to have sex !mr_bill! prae, you're supposed to CHANGE your undies once a week, not rotate them. ahehae RICE CHICKEN STIRFLY ALL THIS AND MORE WHEN DAD COOKS MY DINNER ahehae did i tell you what happened to me your mom dropped you when you were little? no this was recent !Mike^! For those users that don't know, this is a Wallop.. To keep from seeing these messages please set mode -w for yourself.. !pirnohere! and for those too stupid to figure that out? type /quit I'm an idiot *** meow signed off [ I'm an idiot ] @<06:45:44 PM> * kr0nelius eats his racist cookie without shame * kr0nelius munches on his black and white cookie * kr0nelius eats the black side first because he is a white supremisist when we went to canada, we drove up to this booth, like a toll booth and this guy in it just asked us if we had any fruits or something, i forget "you have any fruit?" probably the guys lunch break and he lost his lunch :P stealing fruit from tourists a history teacher at my school was tellin us this story bout how he went to canada he went through customs, the guy asked if they had any drugs and "my mother being the intelligent woman that she is, said 'well, unless you count the 38 kilos of marijuana in the trunk, we dont'" he hadta stay in canada for like 8 hours a john is a slang term for the customer of a prostitute john crapper is the inventor of the toilet, which is why john is slang for toilet and crap is slang for shit john thomas, my name, is also slang for penis my parents suck. ./nick DiK iode: at least i wasnt named after something i take a shit in tik: at least i wasnt named for an amazon chief "TiK wa lakka bing boom bocka!" its more like "tik man with big dick" john "something in shit in " soemthing in shit in? kr0n "listen to korn need i say more ?" i shit in * iode bows down to tik, his faithul headmaster tik bokka fokka bikki wick flomp tik wanka faggy poop nibbla tik *** Spawn66x1 has been kicked off channel #zero by Donald (Donald) DONALD CANT KICK *** Spawn66x1!Caterpilar@dyn208-6-78-57.win.mnsi.net joined #zero @<01:25:21 AM> *** kr0nelius set mode [ -o+b Spawn66x1 *!*aterpilar@*.mnsi.net ] in #zero @<01:26:32 AM> *** Spawn66x1 has been kicked off channel #Zero by kr0nelius (c/bk: FEEL MY PENIS) *** TiK set mode [ -snt-b Spawn66x1!*@* ] in #zero @<01:26:45 AM> HAHAHA TIK CANT UNBAN i just had this thought you know how coke is all bubbly and fizzy? i bet it'd tickle if you poured some onto your anus r0c: ask in #gayjackoff does it tickle if you pour a carbonated drink on your anus? try it and find out ok [ Toasty ] my library card caught on fire whats plural for putz? putzes? <|Binary|> putzii... [KeWLB!please@200-113-211.ipt.aol.com] first u have to DCC chat to hack through IRC [KeWLB!please@200-113-211.ipt.aol.com] then telnet to an address [KeWLB!please@200-113-211.ipt.aol.com] u have to have a constant connectoon [KeWLB!please@200-113-211.ipt.aol.com] to the person [KeWLB!please@200-113-211.ipt.aol.com] which is a DCC I watched Married With Children today, though, it was the last episode, EVER! *sniffle* it's over.. now all we have to get our family values from is roseanne. without computers my temper is getting outta hand beat my sister to a pulp almost killed my mom almost left the house punched holes in my wall -Xney:$irc.best.net- one of our core routers is being rebooted in 10 minutes, except network outages -Xney:$irc.best.net- er, expect -Xney:$irc.best.net- All people making fun of me will be K lined -Xney:$irc.best.net- you can try to stay on, it'll probably wedge for a few minutes.. it will be back soon after that -Xney:$irc.best.net- for those of you who are best customers, no, it's not just irc -Xney:$irc.best.net- If I'm unlucky, the router will burst into flames and I"ll die a horrible death -Xney:$irc.best.net- If I'm lucky, our customer base will burst into flame and die a horrible death -Xney:$irc.best.net- And if god really hates me, I'll wake up as a network tech support flunkie -Xney:$irc.best.net- Oh wait, I am one -Xney:$irc.best.net- Oh well, here I go to slay the evil router.. but instead of a maiden as a reward, I'll get a beer :( [ fnord_ ] is it true that people dont hit people with glasses? *grin* [ gordon ] they hit you till yer glasses fall off and you cant see them, then they hit you some more =) [ kraig ] my stupid mirc script stopped loading, only half of it works now :( [ kraig ] i don't understand that fuckin idiot, how can he write such a shitty scripting enviroment [ kraig ] i dont even script, and i know it sucks [ kraig ] thats what you get for having some uk communist make your irc client * Seraphic hates moles i once skinned a mole. * Seraphic makes another face That's just icky seraphic must be squeamish! c'mon, everyone, let's make her squeam! * vira drops a bunch of worms and maggots in Seraphic's lap. * Seraphic shrugs and stands up, brushing them away I don't like bugs, but they don't freak me * slxix drops vira in her lap. * Seraphic screams NO! * Seraphic cries and slams vira from her lap what a gyp hehe * fnord_ drops iode in robyn's lap * Seraphic screams again * Seraphic slams iode from her lap as she did vira interesting.. must be genetic, since she did the same thing to vira and iode * vira drops a chimp, a baboon, a lemur, and slxix in Seraphic's lap, in an effort to test fnord's theory. * Seraphic cries and slaps them all violently, slamming the chimp away, knocking the baboon senseless, trampling the lemur and just throttling Randy yer lamity has no end Psylocke, one day my lamity will cease to exist i will be like powder he became so smart he didnt need a body i will become so lame no body will be lame enough to hold me im gonna go watch tv while i am watching tv no one hack me please i'm wet and naked and i'm not kidding ahdhaehhaehae that's.. great.. incog.. =) i jumped in the spa with jeans haehaehae the part i love about sausage is the little chunks in it that you can't chew theyre tiny kinda plasticy WELCOME TO SLOPPY'S HOMEPAGE! pic-of-the-slopster [don't mess with the slopster] You are number [INLINE] to become slopsterized! why am i even looking at that shit =) i just did, what i believe, to be the smelliest fart i've ever done. it smells like a rancid hotdog with bacon. welcome to irc immediate retardation center you stay here long enough your brain turns to mush *** Topic #zero: don't steal.. the government hates competition *** Topic #zero: Set by iode on Sun May 11 20:09:33 1997 no, you're lesdyxic. /dev/hdb1: ***** FILE SYSTEM WAS MODIFIED ***** /dev/hdb1: ***** REBOOT LINUX ***** /dev/hdb1: 20794/156312 files, 276004/312060 blocks does that mean reboot now? damn jeff got a real girlfriend before i ever got a real girlfriend carl: no i dont have a girlfriend :P i got cheap meaningless sex before him, but girlfriends are better oh nevermind all that i just had to take a sample of urine god its hard to piss a bit, then choke it.. then close the bottle, then piss more. uh hi jeff uh hi john uh hi you two fags so who wants the new digest edition of quotes*.txt? :P uh hehe "digest edition" * iode digests it and then poops out the quotes that cyberhawk made *** r0c!ryleh@dp1-012.ppp.iglou.com joined #zero @<07:58:41 PM> uh hi r0c hi r0c hi r0c uh i picked up a lighter, wasn't paying attention and light it like an inch from my face errrrr ung? um hrm erm urm ugh blah ah uh UNF uga un un oim mWAH whAA uh ehhhhhhhhhh mmm quality conversation. i have a car, a (looks left looks right) new girlfriend, new apartment, and isdn soon.. plus.. a nwe cat, insurance sl33p - your set then.. you can die now :) haha.. [sexkitty!cheeze@general2.asu.edu] also only have one leg, but guys tell me they like it like that. %msg sexkitty ooh what happened to your other leg? -> [sexkitty] ooh what happened to your other leg? [sexkitty!cheeze@general2.asu.edu] I lost it in a tragic tennis accident. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAH %msg sexkitty kinky, wanna fuck? oh my god! -> [sexkitty] kinky, wanna fuck? HAHAH holy christ im gonna hurl laughing my liquid is a clear amber what does your urine look like nathan? my urine's green now;P i want my golden yellow. when i tinkle it turns green.. that disturbs me. i saw his dick once by accident he was sitting on the high table by my computer in newswriting class, and he had his zipper down and he was wearing boxers and his little pencil dick decided to pay peek a boo i laughed SOO hard i was like "uh, jackass, yer fly is down" and he looks down and was soo embaressed, he ran out of the room [ icepick ] my dog just invited himself into the room and made himself comfortable on my bed [ icepick ] smelly little nahtan's stuck between my legs hahaha that was funny poor nathan thanks jeff must smell awful :( HAHAHAHA nathan just said "I may have been making funny gyrations, but I was not stuck" * ]-jinx-[ scream at his pussy cant cross my legs without talking 2 octaves higher :) *** TiK (tik@i.stole.a.spaceship.from.nasa.gov) has joined channel #zero *** TiK signed off [ changing servers ] @<08:38:51 PM> *** TiK (tik@smoked.pot.with.bill.at.the.whitehouse.gov) has joined channel #zero when someone types "s/misspelled-word/correct-spelling" (such as "s/taht/that") does that come from sed? <_hAZE_> fnord <=- No idea, but I think it's lame. <_hAZE_> fnord <=- I prefer "er.. correct-word" *** Giselle` signed off [ Life is a play! 'Tis not its length, but its performance that counts! :) ] @<09:08:55 PM> <_hAZE_> Hrm.. the same could be said about sex. Don, you prefer "er...sex" to "s/esx/sex"? <_hAZE_> "'Tis not its length, but its performance that counts! :)" Oh... lol You mean, when Scott told her "Come on, baby! I'm gonna show you where it's at," she said, "I hope you do, 'cause I couldn't find it last time"? [toasty2(Nubie@port2.dialup0.maplecity.com)] you better hope you aren't here when I get home or you're fuck. I won't hesitate to end your cybler-life [Jussbi!rubix@skbpm1-p3.caribsurf.com] 6'2", white hair, blue eyes with black slits, 3 teeth, 4 nipples (one in a box), diamond nails (eat your heart out Miss Lee), translucent complexion (trips to the doc are fun) Gynecologists poke you in the twat cunt = ??? mellanie: kinda like a hairy axe wound something's beeping at my house is your house a car? no it's a house is another house beeping at your house? perhaps your house is blocking the road? no, I mean, inside my house like, an alarm clock or something there's another house inside your house? yes, cactoid, there is there's an alarm clock inside a house inside your house? we have a house inside a house Well. I'm sure that's illegal. why would that be illegal? oh come on. it's my house, I'm allowed to have a house in it if I want apply a little logic to your thinking. goats are people too WORDEM UP my roommate's watching over my shoulder *teehee* she asked me what's WORDEM mean.. anyone know.. ? :> Mellanie, TELL HER IT MEANS A GIANT AQUATIC DILDO [MagusRex!14978@jove.acs.unt.edu] STRAND!~jmckay@und-as4p3.und.NoDak.edu want you bad. Hurt me. [MagusRex!14978@jove.acs.unt.edu] misfucking fake message. [MagusRex!14978@jove.acs.unt.edu] wrong person. [MagusRex!14978@jove.acs.unt.edu] oops brb irc cream err ice cream * cYbErPuKe is /<-r4d wit static orange 'fORCE' 2.0!05.18.97 final - crafted by webba + .napalm.atmosphear.so. 0:5.05:16:97 webba + .cute.pUkE.so. 0:5.05:19:97 + [:geek:] 0.1.7sep by [x|x] + hoar.so%1.25p(nappy) webba%23.02.97 little, orange, different. static orange 'fORCE' 2.0!05.18.97 final - crafted by webba + .napalm.atmosphear.so. 0:5.05:16:97 webba + .cute.pUkE.so. 0:5.05:19:97 + [:geek:] 0.1.7sep by [x|x] + hoar.so%1.25p(nappy) webba%23.02.97 * kraig covers his eyes and cries what was all that crap my computer tried to kill me once but i unplugged it first *** Topic #zero: home of the most benign, good-natured, graphically-skilled hackers in the world. *** Topic #zero: Set by Toasty on Sat May 31 19:23:22 1997 the gene for zits was developed in the sixties or seventies by pharmaceutial companies and injected into the general human population so we would develop a need for antiseptics and acne/pimple cream, which in turn would give money to the companies however, as soon as i discovered this, i bought a chemistry kit from toys-r-us and developed a counteractive gene and implanted it in myself [[999CeYE yAM tHE aNSI fANTOM[[111CeYE hAVE 16 cOLORZ[[111CeYE gO wELL wITH lITTLE bLOCKZ[[99999999999999999CpHEAR mE?$?@!?#?!?@#[[995675679CpHEAR mE@^#$^@#$^@#$^#[[95675799CpHEAR mE2$%$&$%#$%&?@#[[99999999999CpHEAR mE2%%&($%$&$%#$%&?@# my stupid key is messed up dot: you have a Stupid key? has yer pic on it? i need jizz anyone got it? stupid shit is stuck 91.1% done and it's frozen and boy am I fucken lagged you're trying to do a frozen shit? hehe I'm just lagged :) on the planet, right now, 20 people were just born, 3000 people just said "fuck", and 500 people just woke up at least :) damn! curses! a pox on efnet ircd! damn straight, fnord yeah, damn straight fnord let's convert him into bisexual iode is an aspartame kiddie vira is a bisexual pedophile iode is a slanderous fellow. vira is a hooded hoodlum. iode is an unmitigated asshole vira is a gangrenous welt upon my stinky bottom. iode: that's sick orgy orgy time for maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaass fuck! I work 7 days a week no g/f divorced cat died dog just farted paramount said the hacker wasnt very skilled EITHER WAS THE FUCKING SYSADMIN hehe what's floor = ??? floor = the thing you piss on i dont smoke while doing artwork! if i did my stuff might be normal! *** Topic #hi: "If you cant fight em, bite em... if you cant beat em, eat em..." -Iron Mike Tys *** Topic #hi: Set by |Binary| on Sun Jun 29 01:34:15 1997 geez vira is making me listen to ranma openings he burned them onto a cd what a freak first he makes videos of it now he burns it onto a fucking cd hes fucking obsessed and he seems to like being obsessed i pity his mental health uh now he's looking at me all wide-eyed and he's bouncing around <_jestr_> (vorty/#wallops) i'm flooding his machine now <_jestr_> (vorty/#wallops) --- shell6.ba.best.com ping statistics --- <_jestr_> how do they flood a machine on switched ethernet on several t3s? <_jestr_> He sent it to #wallops instead of the channel ops by mistake <_iode> my middle name is patrick <_iode> becuz of st patrick john patty thomas <_iode> not only does my name mean toilet and penis <_iode> but my middle name is slang for cow shit this channel is looking extremely penisy this evening shadowimg, my address is 12000 chapel rd. clifton Virginia, zipcode 20124 its in fairfax, near washington dc my name is john patrick thomas would you like to try beating the shit out of me? consider yourself invited AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM SCARED OUT OF MY FUCKING MIND a huge black spider just crawled on my hand while i was typing and i tried to kill it but it got away and its in my room pito: stick an air compressor up yer nose and plug yer ears :P I did that once.... i blew chuncks out of my as sh0tgun you're a dumbprick are you the channel punching bag? crasher is the channel punching bag there's more of them?! synapse - fux off u little aussie FUX OFF U you ppls have weird ass taste i had to clean my face up.. and then i had to pluck two eyelashes that were malfunctioning is it necessary to PASTE THEM TO THE CHANNEL yes it is NECESSARY TO PASTE THEM TO THE CHANNEL that bug is looking at me strangely stupid retard sewshi: it probably wants to fuck you ooh a horny bug I think he'll be happier in the toilet *** #zero buy genitalia in a jar! one-time special only! $29.95 *** #zero topic set by fnord_ on Thu Jul 03 23:24:35 * Giselle` carries Isaac's love in a jar * Giselle` loves her Isaac I think she has Isaac's genetalia in a jar sounds like a product "Genetalia in a Jar" not just ANY genetalia *** fnord_ changes topic to "buy genitalia in a jar! one-time special only! $29.95" i'm only a local oper i can only kill people on nol like you :) ah shit *** r0c has quit IRC (Leaving) kill r0c quick! before he leaves colostomy bags are the shit you can just be walkin down the street "i think i'll take a shit" bang. there you go in a handy carry bag ::: Topic for #hi: Issue of cloning (Gives new meaning to, "Go fuck yourself") * Degore pokes the camp fire with his penis.. you know what I hate about fnord he acts like he is about to have a baby one second he'll be cool next second he'll be an asshole Want to know what I really do? surebs Stick tapes into a little machine. :> he's a prostitute oh, you're a male prostitute? thats my job. heh NO IM NOT A PROSTITUTE! that's kinda neat, illegal, but neat No Microsoft was actually great for the computer world degore: yeah for the mentally retarded =] Ikar: my 486/100 would waste yer 6x86 si: doubt it Ikar: my 486 can make yer 6x86 quit working completely :P si: not if my modem is hung up :P true but what good is your 6x86 if your modem is hung up? *** Toasty has quit IRC (Broken pipe) what does that mean? he was smoking pot and he left so he could fix his pipe *** icepick (.@slgol1p26.ozemail.com.au) has joined channel #zelda h0sy: a piece of gym equipment sir what the fuck bloody autoinvite shit ANYONE HERE KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT NUTS WITH A PLASTIC RIM INSIDE THEM SO YOU CAN'T TIGHTEN THE BOLT ANY FURTHER, ARE YOU SPOSED TO MAKE YOUR OWN THREAD THROUGH IT i feel good today =) im debtless now well relatively speaking i have $50k in loans but im choosing to forget about those you knwo how my modem fried in a lightning storm 3 and a half weeks ago so i had to use an internal 28.8 that you have to replug in the phone cord to get a dialtone well i'm at r0cs hosue and i brought the comp and 15 hours after getting here, i woke up from sleeping so i reconnected halfway thru putting the fone cord back in the modem popped out of the slot cuz there wasnt a screw securing it to the board and it fried the motherboard damnit! somone ate my fuckin breakfast! * Daedalus fucks a twinkie * Daedalus humps some cornnuts * Daedalus mounts a hoho g'nite nite penis nite COCKSUCKER who is cocksucker? me oh *** iode set the #zero topic to who is cocksucker? me *** Cyberhawk set the #zero topic to nite penis ... who is cocksucker? me cyberhawk: what the fuck is wrong with you? that makes absolutely no sense and i dont see at all the difference in level of humour. *** iode set the #zero topic to who is cocksucker? me therefore, i am banishing that stupid topic from existence. thank you for your ill cooperation. [Mercury14!mjtlebo@hou-tx44-12.ix.netcom.com] bet you have red hair freckles and when you push up you glasses you pop zits * fnord_ is a tomata *squish* *squish* * ShadowImg is a tomata *squish* *squish* * Toasty is a tomata *squish* *squish* * vira is a tomata *squish* *squish* * wierdo is a penis *squish* *squish* * wierdo is a penis *squish* *squish* * vira is a perv *squick* *squick* AGE/M/F/PIC/LOCATION/PUSSY HAIRS/NUMBER OF USED CONDOMS/FATHERS BRA CUP SIZE/DEAD ANIMALS?/G-RATED PORN PICS/TIMES FUCKING A COW 18/m/VA/49312048239048203/940394032/-1/4/8923401312/8 17/m/nope/above my ass/hairs, yes. pussy, no./None in the room at the moment/36C/2 goldfish/G? What the hell is wrong with you?/Cow? 0. I NEED CORNFLAKES... what the hell are you talking about CORNFLAKES HES TALKING ABOUT CORNFLAKES OK? THATS WHAT THE HELL HES TALKING ABOUT! CORNFLAKES! CORNFUCKINGFLAKES! GOT IT? CORN FUCKINGFUCKTHEWORLD FLAKES BUT I LIKE RAISEN BRAN wait, can you say that again i was watching the grass grow CORN FUCKINGFUCKTHEWORLD FLAKES AND ILL SAY IT AGAIN CORN FUCKINGFUCKTHEWORLD FLAKES Lets all go to disneyworld and have a fucking group HUG then lets try to hump the big ugly mickey guy * Bl0odRoSE cries dont cry you crybaby *** Jax (tiger@pm1-27.cyberramp.net) has joined channel #zero cyberramp? OH BWHAHAHAHGFHALDGFHLASE THE I-SUPERHIGHWAY AHAHHKLAL:HK FlKA:SDHJFhjklAWE$H@!!! hAhahah ahah haha..I GET IT AHAHAH... whew.. that was funny.. argh *** capsta set the #zero topic to UMSDOS BLOWS NEVER NEVER EVER USE UMSDOS i need to get another fucken shitty fucken hd better yet another system (DiscoDog): im going to rape you next time you quit with that message *** billy-b0y (billyboy@ca-ppp-7.metronet.lib.mi.us) has joined channel #zero hmmm.. (DiscoDog): and im not even gonna use lubrication uhhh oh boy oh boy oh boy! mmmmm * DiscoDog bends over and winks I want your smallness :) dole: you are the man :P dole has a quote FUCK THE WORLD :) dole: i take that back by definition am atom is in constant motion, therefore if you moved an atom at light speed, parts of it would break light speed. boom. instant seg fault. i have books Clifford the big red dog The illuminatti * oddity bends disko over his knee, pulls his pants down, and beats him. discodog wets himself. * oddity accelerates disco's top half at the speed of light one way, and the bottom half at the speed of light the other way. odd: GREAT NOW DISCO IS INFINITE... dang good job oddity..my ass..is now a part of you AAA nick: i reveals itself as Xp i wub william AAA nick: iNKBLoTTy morphs into i ewww. zero just doesn't get along with anyone 8) Psy: we don't have to :} no one said you did but you guys come across as shithead dicksmacks -billn:$irc-e.primenet.com- [All users] Just a reminder, no clones, no bots, no linklookers. No abusive behavior, large animals, or loud music. No purchase required, void where prohibited. Elvis has fled the building. Thank you, and good night. who are you? <^person^> you killed me i killed you? <^person^> yes ARE YOU SOME KIND OF COMPLETE UTTER FUCKING IDIOT? <^person^> no I GOT KILLED YOU DIDNT, ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID OR SOMETHING? <^person^> did why did it do that speak in english you dumb fuck * k licks bloodygrl uh why is some strange person licking me? that's pito! i uhm definitely strange! hehe I think I'm getting the hang of puberty...this is my 3rd time trying it... |Holden| we're all males and were going to butt rape you in a huge orgy hahahaha it's initiation into the # * r0c butt fucks Holden wooooo <|Holden|> OH SHIT buttrapage! * |Holden| runs behind Casey * r0c butt rapes Casey * |Holden| doesn't know about any of this initiation crap * |Holden| went to a nice lil liberal arts college with NO BADDY BAD frats <|Holden|> hehe No, i butt rape for the fun of it. you donut run from r0c, he catch you anyway erm sad part is r0c is nought joking! Is anybody from the NYC area around here? =) zooey, I'm the mayor or NYC Toasty: You're the mayor, or you're NYC? yes ;^|->--< holy shit, did you just see that the CIA even has stick figure men working for them, spying on irc! he just popped up on my monitor! hmm sex can i join in on the orgy? purty plz? [Pizza-Boy!HorTon@1Cust122.max17.atlanta.ga.ms.uu.net] I wanna Rock Out With My Cock Out! i'm wearing womens deoderant cuz kannan is strong enough to be a man, but he's ph ballanced just like a woman [tcm-!tcm@port71.con2.com] just have a stubborn version :) %m tcm- are you a REAL Texas Connection Monitor? -> [tcm-] are you a REAL Texas Connection Monitor? [tcm-!tcm@port71.con2.com] no I'm The Computer Man the computer man bwhahahaha %m tcm- *superhero music* I'm the COMPUTER MAN! -> [tcm-] *superhero music* I'm the COMPUTER MAN! %m tcm- it's a bird... no, it's a plane... no, it's THE COMPUTER MAN! -> [tcm-] it's a bird... no, it's a plane... no, it's THE COMPUTER MAN! hello? can someone pretend to be the deformed guy and rape me? mmx Was brought out to the wrong industry there is no software currently that REQUIRES mmx shadowimg: p2 and mmx software like the new adobe coming out in September, and quarkxpress * ShadowImg shrugs makes no diff to me blah shadowimg: check it out.. the new adobe is going to require the mmx chip, if not that, at least a 200mhz processor computer talk this is like erection disussion for techdorks Barsoom: you are a burrito... you are full of beans, cheese, onions and red sauce in a flour tortilla and are sold on the street for less than a dollar BEEF: you are a toilet. Fat, white, and full of rancid shit. its not a big deal...it shouldnt be your life goal to get into quotes.txt Hey fuck yew okay? I have goals yew sack of shit And i want to be in the quotes its my life goal yew whore yeah, to be able to fuck a goat, and simultaneously blow a pig covered in shit and yer point is? i need help? you're the one who rapes me..and blows pigs covered in shit, and has your animals blow me...now ask yourself, are you the one who needs help or am i? You're the one who rapes spidermonkey and suck gay men named steve's shlongs while fist fucking your own cat yew stupid bastard i dont rape your damn spidermonkey...i dont want to touch your spidermonkey, i dont want it touching me...and i dont give a shit if your dad's name is steve <_hAZE_> Kirsti <=- Hairless frogs? yes....shaved...i love shaving them I cant believe it I just laffed so hard I drooled oh my fuck i had thatr little droplet of piss on my penith i was laughin so hard there was a spider on my cieling couldnt get to him to kill him then suddenly he's gone now i have b ite on my knee this spider will fucking pay when i find him * Toasty gets out his mini spider chinese water torture device vira: in perl, is it better to use m/pattern/ or /pattern/ for the match operator? fnord: whichever is harder to read damn... 5 minutes in #cybersex, and i've been rejceted twice.... [MAA!MaiHong@derby.JSP.UMontreal.CA] m fr MTL,n U ? what the hell was that an encyrpted msg SHEESH Daed: he said "i'm from MTL, and you?" irc lingo lol no that's BBS lingo who's kara? kara = pepperment ah the one who's breast I grabbed fnord: htf do you get imitation crab?! vira: you go to the supermarket. it's this big place that sells food, you go in and get a mobile metal transport device and you select which food you would like to purchase, and place them in this device. when you are done, you bring the device to what they call a cashier. you give the cashier money in exchange for the food * DiscoDog fondols his nutsack * Daed inserts an electronic device into discodogs nutsack BWAHAHA NOW I CAN CONTROL YOUR COCK err uh no * Daed pushes a button and discodog gets a hard on bwahahah * sleep chooses to stay off that frequency damn it daed i know im a new op here but *** Daed has been kicked off channel #zero by DiscoDog ( fuck you ) *** Daed (daed@ts002d02.bir-al.concentric.net) has joined channel #zero *** i set mode [ +o Daed ] in #zero @<10:54:51 PM> *** DiscoDog has been kicked off channel #zero by Daed ([ no no no FUCK YOU ][!so!]) *** DiscoDog (never@eiuts79.eiu.edu) has joined channel #zero fat whore yea so? uh who tha fuck is that buttfucking and whos being buttfucked * usagi^ is waiting for his ghost to DIE.... *** _usagi_ signed off [ Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer) ] @<12:33:38 AM> *** fnord_ changed nickname -> _usagi_ *** usagi^ signed off [ Nick collision(new) ] @<12:33:58 AM> <_usagi_> hahaha *** _usagi_ changed nickname -> fnord_ i love doing that *** Toasty_ signed off [ Connection reset by peer ] @<06:00:45 PM> who is this peer guy anyways... and why does he keep messing with ppls connections? flamestlr: it's the guy lurking in the thermos who decides whether your drink should be kept hot or cold *** haren (shep@user023.dicksonstreet.com) has joined channel #zero dicks on street hehe i can picture a bunch of ppl squatting down and slapping the road with their dick iode, dern you, you made me snort mountain dew * iode dehydrates some mountain dew and sells it for $300/oz * haren looks at iode's table and sets up a table selling dehydrated surge hehe competition! * DiscoDog sets up a stand for free piss all day *** [nick] has been kicked off channel #zero by iode ([ fuck off, this isn't a warez channel ][!so!]) [[nick](none@ppp142.max3.las-vegas.nv.skylink.net)] ummm.. die. (msg[[nick]]) um...hehe woot, iode's gonna die heh heh [[nick](none@ppp142.max3.las-vegas.nv.skylink.net)] wtf? wow my toes are twitching this is neat0 iode, that's a sign god is sucking your toes uhh hehe you are the chosen one * vira bows before iode vira...my mom is the one who told me that second quote in the topic disco: get her in here ;) vira...its 2:26 am.. DAMN FUCKING SHITHEADED ADULTS WITH THEIR CRAZY SLEEP SCHEDULES when you drink 2 liters of mountain dew you piss like a motherfucker for the next 20 hours ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. (Reuter) - Hundreds of New Mexico high school students were sent home on Monday for wearing baggy pants, extra short shorts or revealing tops in a crackdown on sexy and gang-style clothing. this country sucks ][pur5tc;' ;'][cbn,m./;" ][m,xk woo sorry had to clean my keyboard 8) brad pitt is cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wait brad pitt is a guy isn't he? haha...yes oh ok brad suux! hmm sandra bullocks is cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she can nethack me anytime Giselle`: what would you do if i was naked on my bed? stare at you... then run in fear :) uh, Kevin, I honestly don't know <_BabyDoll> m0: probably smack the shit outta you <_BabyDoll> m0: and then call the cops uh, I'd ask you why you're sitting there naked :P blah! fucl you! fsck you! rm -rf you! finger oddity; touch oddity blw oddity. blow me. smurf fnord_ cat /dev/penis > oddity mount tammy fnord. haha killall -9 #zero umount tammy muhahah mount /dev/tammy /dev/idiots/fnord. fsck tammy. limp biscuit that sound like a restaurant si? uhmmmmm well heeheh not a restaurant i'd eat at :P "did you know that fedex and UPS are merging?" -me "seriously?" -dad "yeah, theyre renaming themselves FedUP" -me it made my dad choke on potatos in laughter [>+ Sasaki +<] Actually, what was worse was when I was in hospital after they operated on my arm, it was in a halfcast sorta thing, and they had this tube in it, draining the blood from it, and after 5 days, I was released, but they had to remove the tube, and after that long, the skin had started to grow around the tube. The bastard doctor said, "This may hurt a bit". I've never screamed like that before in my life, howling at the top of my lungs :P [>+ Sasaki +<] no, the most stomach turning thing I saw was a girl get run over by a truck on her bike right in front of my friend and I. The spokes of her bike had ripped open her legs, and she was pretty mangled, but we had to move her from the road because she was cooking on it, that made me vomit afterwards, its smelt and kinda looked bad. [>+ Gouken +<] hmm ive seen a construction worker get his head run over by a cab.. i didnt really think much.. i was a kid.. but now i think an d eww... pretty sick the legendary hero channel is fucking awesome! i once skinned a mole it was dead. vira: i remember that day i was walking around the front yard with my bb gun and i drained some hose water to the top of our front yard, and see, our front yard is sideways kinda hill-like and like a bunch of moles started popping up outta the ground, all soaked iode: hahaha, how many moles? vira: 2 or 3 and i started running after em and shot at them with my bb gun iode: and you only hit one of 'em? and i went inside and told you about it no.. i hit all of em.. but i only killed 1 cows are funny i don't know why * vira holds back a giggle whenever my mom watches me on the comp i minimize #zero cuz it is always fucked in here *** Mikeneko is now known as Mikenekonoko *** Mikenekonoko is now known as Chibikawaiimikenekonokomisamaa <}> @echo off <}> smartdrv /c <}> Chibikawaiimikenekonokomisamaa: \linux\boot\loadlin c:\linux\boot\zimage root=/dev/hda1 rw Damn it, nick completion is expanding c: to Chibiwhatever..:) uh heh you know your perveted when you notice your balls are full and think 'damn, these needs to be emptier' and jack off ikar - u using slackware or red hat? slackware I've never even seen a redhat box, but I remember a quote I saw in #linux "Redhat does everything for you, including hold your dick while you piss. But sometimes you end up pissing all over your feet" the problem with linux is that if you don't know what you are doing you can really fuck up your puter the problem with win95 is that if you don't know what you are doing you can really fuck up your puter i love it when i travel then come home and lay on my bed and sleep...shit in my own toliet.... you know the weirdest thing happened to me today when i woke up and got on irc, my mom told me we had pizza in the kitchen so i went to the kitchen, saw the pizza box, there were 3 cheese slices and 3 or 4 yucky looking vegetable-covered slices ok? so i took the cheese slices and ate em and well time passed and 20 mins ago i went to the kitchen for something to drink and i saw the pizza box and there were two cheese slices in it .. *** freakmegr (~freakout@port-39-19.access.one.net) has joined channel #inane HELLO FREAKMEGR GO TO OUR WEB PAGE HTTP://www.herpeshelp.com !!!! IT EXPLAINS THE RULES AND REGULULALALATIONS OF OUR CHANNENEL Customer: "I'm running Windows '95." Tech Support: "Yes." Customer: "My computer isn't working now." Tech Support: "Yes, you said that." * JackFrost feels worshipped you spelled 'horse whipped' wrong. "JUST BECAUSE I CAN DESIGN MY OWN FUCKING MICROPROCESOR DOESNT MEAN I HAFTA FUCKING KNOW HOw TO COUNT!" *** Mom signed off [ Killed (irc-e.primenet.com (irc-w.primenet.com <- irc.lightning.net[@209.51.160.6])) ] @<06:02:56 PM> mom's been killed. struch by lightning. poor mom. *** Mom_ (~mom@butterfinger.blizzard.net) has joined channel #DivineOneZ mom's alive again. Someone find the cure for death? would you rather have 17 testicles or 1 the size of a coconut? Mickey Mouse was mean to me :( I LIKE, WAS WALKING DOWN THE ROAD AND STUFF HEHE AND LIKE I SAW THIS QUARTER AND I PICKED IT UP AND SHIT RIGHT... HEHE AND WELL I WAS BENT OVER, I HEARD A GIRL WHISTLE AT MY ASS RIGHT HEHE AND I LIKE BENT OVER MORE AND THEN I LOOKED UP RIGHT, AND THERE WERNT ANY GIRLS AROUND JUST SOME OLD MAN no datacrime just has 2 brain cells, and the 2 of them fight with each other for attention so he's either having severe brain farts, or just not making musch sense hexonix my iq is an amazingly low 146 data: cool. mine was 150 last night hexonix wow, did you take a computer iq exam? the one that asks if 146,000 miles/sec is the speed of a) bananas b) light c) cancer spreading or d) the respawning of bunnies? my ancestors were german but i'm not, i'm 100% american * tigfox pastes "cheese" on the end of kill's last sentace tech talk? fun *slaps dick on the table* can i join? 6yut64ryujikoooooooooi/ vt vyb damn i cant type with my feet i wonder if i should report an odd irc bug. it was during netsplits, i was very unlucky. irc.vol.com split (no biggie, always does) then i went to irc.nol.net, it split. then i went to the closest server to me, irc.digex.net that split, too. blond16 = Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts? Cause their balls show! Gis: nothing...this weekend sucked...although, i did get to go to plesanton or however you spell it, and help move my grandmother... help move your grandmother? was she stuck? anyone have any windows killers? kr0n: if you want to kill a window, hit the "x" button at the top right of it. "This kids, is a pointer." * ShadowImg raises middle finger "So's this." ** Filez for leech! ** #1 - Pic of me naked #2 - WarCraft 2, kickass game #3 - Command and Conquer Red Alert #4 - Pic of the #zero web page taken by a QuickCam 300 feet from the computer monitor #5 - Pic of me ignoring daed #6 - Lame Win98 Emu for Sega Saturn #7 - log of iode and AOLamer having netsex #8 - DO NOT DOWNLOAD THIS, BAD ZIP FILE #9 - mIRC Virus #10 - Kewlie shit to blow up computers with #11 - Good times virus #12 - CRaSHeR taking a piss #12 Note - If you download that, you're sick. fucking hell#!@ the scariest thing in existence is spiders hovering in midair and floating towards you THIS THING IS FLOATING AROIND THE FUCKING ROOM +FH@O*FQN()Hglubgwobfwe9o7bfw97bfwe *** fnord_ set the #zero topic to We'll have fun, fun, fun 'til daddy takes the T1 away! isaac is REALLY pissing off the deck! ok, it's late you ppl gotta talk to me in english :P isaac is pissing off the deck oh *** RaGe (RaGe@166-199-50.ipt.aol.com) has joined channel #zero come on BAN ME!!!!! you fucking losers hi rage our best friend! hi rage whassup hello! how are you doing? * iode hugz RaGe *** iode set mode [ +v RaGe ] in #zero @<02:14:06 PM> RaGe is such a nice guy! we love you, RaGe ! yeah! your a good pal! yeah, i bet hehe, fuck this *** RaGe has left channel #zero sometimes when i masturbate i have really awesome philosophical thoughts vucking crazy sykotic assholes <|Isis|> psychotic not sycotic! isis: shut up before you hurt yourself. :) Auk: i have very thick leg hair boyoyoyoyoing Tonight at 10 on News 2: >> Local Saints >> School Shootings >> local schools shooting saints huh? I know nuthin! Pito: you're a vast fountain of useless knowledge! yeah! that's me! like the world's wettest spot is between muh legs! shadowlmg: but we coord the attack and held our ground agaisnt you guys the reason the U.S. entered the wars is because Germany would've overtaken Europe otherwise and if they overtake Europe, they could've taken Africa, and eventually Asia, which then makes them a threat to the U.S. England can take anybody on with its MIGHTY 8 boat armada fuck useless country-centrism.... face it we weren't part of it so who gives a fuck? do I care my ancestors fucked someone else? NO... I'm concerned with when my next lay is! Illinois illinois? you mean I only have to drive about 200 miles to kick yer ass through your head? pretty much too bad i could squash u with my penis <_jenny_> [VaCCiNE(ZiNX@bham76.zebra.net)] hey baby, wanna FUCK? <_jenny_> > [vaccine] greetings and salutations, one who sexually excites me. would you like to engage in sexual intercourse? i can just picture like r0c's mom as a dinosaur human most of the time except when mcdonalds doesnt get the order right she drives into the driveway to check the food sees its wrong walks outta the car and morphs into a t-rex BOOM goes dicky me's she morphs back into a human, brushes her hands off, smiles, and burps while walking back to the car pfaze: sniff one nose and blow the other one I only have one nose caps...I don't know what kinda mutant face you got.. pfaze: u gots two nostrils. . sniff on one. . blow the other one geez do i gots to think of everything for u ppl? lalalalalalala * fnord_ decks pat * Seraphic slaps Jeff * Phopp shoots a nailgun through jeff's nutsac PAT! * DiscoDog spanks himself * Seraphic bops Pat uhh hehe... thats how bored I am that was not ment for here... * fnord_ gets his rocket launcher and blows pat's nads off my crotch has been avenged. JEFF! STOP THAT! i walk into the kitchen "hi john, how ya doin?" -mom 'hello' -me "hows your throat?" -mom 'hello' -me "do you need any throat losenges(sp) or cough medicine or anything?" -mom 'hello' -me "cuz if you need anything for your throat, we can help" -mom 'hello' -me "have a good rest tonight ok?" -mom 'hello' -me hehe i just had a conversation with my mom by saying hello fn0rd?!@#?!!? no!@&* im fnords evil twin!#*( uh oh fnords evil twin =[ aww im sorry i scared you * fnord_ gives kraig yb's smurf doll ;[ * fnord_ gives kraig a penis shaped lollipop * kraig fucks fnord_ with the penis shaped lollipop hahaha * billy-b0y fucks kraig knock it off =[ dammit stop scaring kraig * fnord_ hugs kraig poor you * kraig rubs his ass ow =[ billys dick feels like a little needle poking you ;[ its like i join all these different channels and its always the same people with one or two extra and frontline frontline is everywhere hes like an std feer the admin posse. * Cheesebal holds a meeting of the sysadmin conference as we plan to kill the webmaster posse a friend of mine has a curious george shirt it has an open bottle of ether and george laying on the ground karnage; tell me if these words do anything for you... 'dildo', 'dammit', 'anal probe', and 'bitch' "E.T.: The Extra Testicle" [msg(daed)] he's also tried fucking the wall outlet, believe it or not, he got some shocking results though *** Toasty set the #zero topic to GET THIS FUCKING CHANNEL UNDER CONTROL, CHRIST *** iode set the #zero topic to GET THIS FUCKING CHANNEL UNDER CONTROL, CHRIS! *** fnord_ set the #zero topic to GET THIS FUCKING CHUNK UNDER CONSOLE, CHRIS *** iode set the #zero topic to GET THIS SMELLY SPUNK UNDER CUM PATROL, CHRIS *** tractor has been kicked off channel #zero by Xp (knock that shit off) *** Xp has been kicked off channel #zero by fnord_ (bonk that dish off) *** You have been kicked off channel #zero by iode ([ wank those pets off ][!so!]) damn wtf was that who did that to me your gonna die ii mean im gonna give you a present man some lamer called me and says "wassup hombre" in an indian accent and he's like "nenene?" and then he hangs up then he calls back and i say "who's this?" and then he asks "who's this?" and i say "this is will" and he hangs up the lamer! hmm...im surprised...i think this is the longest time ive been on a channel and not got ops for it.. xp; were training you someday irc may go into war, and we will have many days in the #field with no ops, can you handle it?! ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH?! * iode rests his head in jasmine's lap and falls asleep * Mellanie tucks iode in I like stepped on a scorpion today scared the fuck outta me I'm still tryin to figure out how a scorpion ended up in missouri I wonder if I deleted windows altogether :/ HAHA What? I wonder if I deleted windows altogether :/ what? what abouti t you dont know if you deleted it, thats why its so funny yeah that, plus the :/ NOOOO THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT goddamnit fnord is a dumb bastard homosexual elevated dildo hes a dildo on legs yes a walking dildo he walks kinda fucked...hes bent at the waist to create a 90 degree angle...he runs into peoples asses He runs real fast too hehe, he jams his head so far into peoples asses, they cant shit for a week yea and he gets stuck up there too he has seen the intestine of many people Six oclock news: "Mans rectal cavity exploded today when a big running dildo accidentally rammed itself into the guys ass" fork yes its a neet utensil for eating and can be combined with a spoon to form a spork which is a neet anal probe device would you like more info? *** cactoid!cactoid@moog.kwest.com.au joined #zero @<01:53:37 AM> * cactoid does a fance shit i fucked up now i look silly * cactoid fances around * cactoid does a dancy fance SiBitZ is a collide bot :} and as i said so SiLinkZ was a linklooker does that mean he is less of a man? no it doesnt kr0n he deserves the same respect we all get shut up :} ok =] yer just pissed cuz you lost the argument i feel a little strange... i just toued the wrong part of a monitor. woah win95 is cooler than i thought iode: uhm, did you really just say that? si: no i did not * vira is now set away, logging: crimson.[ ich mus wieder in traumwelt ].caverns vira typed it he ran into my bedroom blazed across my chair typed in "woah, win95 is better than i thought" whoa * vira bleches hard ran fast as hell back into his bedroom and typed an away msg to fool you guys. uh huh. damn vira you should like try out for track yah shad *** topic for #zero: tits on cinemax! tits on cinemax! *** topic for #zero: set by iode on Sat Sep 27 21:48:43 1997 *** OperKill: FlashMan killed brian2 (You know, that really doesn't do any good.) *** OperKill: brian2 killed FlashMan (/msg would work even better, Craig.) *** OperKill: FlashMan killed brian2 (Please engage brain before engaging /kill.) *** OperKill: ImPaCt killed FlashMan (please disengage attitude before giving advice) my dick is bigger then all of yew! *** Lucyen has changed the topic on channel #zero to MY DICK IS BIGGEST! *** Giselle` has changed the topic on channel #zero to NO, MINE IS :) uh Uh. ew uh ick poor haze broken arm can't wank * _hAZE_ uses his strap-on hand and wanks all over vira. life would suck if everything you put your mouth on turned into chocolate yes it would I don't like chocolate and oral sex would just be out of the question *** CTCP VERSION from h0syy to #warez: AAAAAAAH remind me never to do that again I ENJOY BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!! I FIND IT TO BE A UNIQUE AND ENRICHING LIFESTYLE WHICH I HAVE GROWN UPON AND LEARNED TO LOVE DESPITE THE NUMEROUS SCIENTIFIC TEST THEY DO ON ME *** kraig (kraig@always.makes.teenvirgins.com) has joined #zero hi.. that domain is stupid i hope to god no one actually spent MONEY on that. boy, you are dumb if you think porno doesn't sell I AM NOT A BOY!!!!!!!!!! and i know it sells. gain control over yourself bratkitty those little pics of my 3 y/o sister keep food on the table BUT IT IS A STUPID DOMAIN math talk * insane puts on his coke-bottle glasses let's rock. i haven't said something intelligent since i was five carl: "boys have a penis, girls have a vagina" ? theres no such fucking thing as an oc5 Then its oc3 But I'm sure its either oc3 or oc5 i asked for a pet once. and my parents got me a pet rock. i hated them for that. kr0n. you really need to answer that clue phone :) it's ringing off the hook, skippy. ./kline apex__- takeover klines for take overs thats good half of irc would be klined noob: and this is bad? is there a person in this room who hasnt at 1 time taken over a channel? nope didnt think so then again i wouldnt mind not seeing half u of again :) I hijacked a big ice cream truck, and am poising the ice cream, and driving around the country selling it r0c; thata kicks ass! hehe tell that to the kid as his stomach tries to squeeze out his mouth the air around my ass isn't bland anymore... the angle of the dangle is adversenately preportionate to the heat of the meat