I bought 100 shares of Microsoft a year ago, sold it in March, made $1000..And used to $1000 to upgrade my computer to replace MS-DOS and MS-Windows with Linux! :) Sweet Revenge? If this stupid telnet app could POSSIBLY be any lamer I'd give it an award y, take this tip...when you want to stuff a potato in your underwear to make you look endowed you don't put it in the back... Hmm Sex is like a bridge game - If you have a good hand no partner is needed. i blew another speaker dads gettin pissed... its fuuni part of it shot accroos teh room [[Red]!jmunos@phoenix.phoenix.net] Yea I'm a jerk so what? [[Red]!jmunos@phoenix.phoenix.net] And I'm a lamer too [[Red]!jmunos@phoenix.phoenix.net] I'm like to fuck people of my own sex..... [[Red]!jmunos@phoenix.phoenix.net] Yea [[Red]!jmunos@phoenix.phoenix.net] What u made this public? [[Red]!jmunos@phoenix.phoenix.net] uhoh [GTuHopLai!godson@sun1.raritanval.edu] So what that I like to annoy little kids [GTuHopLai!godson@sun1.raritanval.edu] So what the the cops are after me? [GTuHopLai!godson@sun1.raritanval.edu] see if I care? [GTuHopLai!godson@sun1.raritanval.edu] u suck [GTuHopLai!godson@sun1.raritanval.edu] guess what? I'm a bot like all [GTuHopLai!godson@sun1.raritanval.edu] what? oh jesus it's hard to read [GTuHopLai!godson@sun1.raritanval.edu] How did Iknow this was puclic? JUST to let everyone know, I'm a hardcore Mac user, I use a PowerBook everyday, so don't fuck with me. hey immy you fruity ass msg . dude, DO HER!@#%^$%& fuck *** FlashMan changes topic to "4 out of 5 kitties prefer ceiling fan rides to dishwasher rides." pryz is the admin of a floating turd =) irc.turd-float.com i CAN NOT believe i just typed rm -r * in the root dir if you send the first letter form each line of the ending credits through a UUDecoder it maks a porno pic of Nala giving Simaba a Blow Job <[GLiTCH]> Welcome to Hell sinner, here is your 386SX with Windows and Doublespace. <[GLiTCH]> I am Dyslexsic of Borg, Prepare to have your ass laminated. [edog] Football is my sport if you want me msg me or if you love me or if you are bored Gorn is probably some system deep in some forest sitting in an abandoned mine running on a 2 volt battery sonic i could call u for a sex but I still say "capt'n'crunch is the pimp of all cereals and foods" hewwo I am cuddly bear no yer not you are the spawn of satan and you know it *** Toasty has changed the topic on channel #teenparty to "Bother," said Pooh as his rubber woman sprung a leak. reck is lord vader irc op and can kill people by thinking about it Hey I am not limp USE ERECT O VAC!! SHUT the hell UP AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH Glddragon, no need for me to borrow you're Erect o vav You can keep it I got it from your mom My mom got it from you Mom I'mmm baaaacccckkkk Its LIMP-O-BOY!!! WITH HIS TRUSTY ERECT-O-VAC BAnz Help me MAn Before My Small brain blows Up *** juan15 has changed the topic on channel #Teenparty to "get in the bed so i can hump u" The .edu accounts kick ass You get unlimited storage Perfect for your #3waysex pics FUCK OFF SMOOTHY YOU FUTHERMUCKIN MORONIC BELLIGERANT FIEND OF UTTER AND COMPLETE INFANTILE AND PAINFUL AND HORRID SATANIC DEATH..... you poo-poo penith head oh wrong channel * awaken squeezes Daed's hand and he farts I WANT YOUR SMELL banz put me on the bot's list.... yah tha shitlist :*( but...but...i ... i love.. you... you stupid fat ugly whore you bitch *** Toasty has changed the topic on channel #Teenparty to Tatoo Parlor Hell: "There are 2 o's in Bob, right?' since mcs.net unbanned me..they deserve a few million bots <_TraderSS> split, doom is like sex , you never know what room your gonna get it in! *** _TraderSS has changed the topic on channel #liquid to Split Says sex is like a box of chocolates, He hAs Neither [LiQuId8!wek@ix-tac-wa3-11.ix.netcom.com] BANZ HELP [LiQuId8!wek@ix-tac-wa3-11.ix.netcom.com] PLEASE HURRY HELP [LiQuId8!wek@ix-tac-wa3-11.ix.netcom.com] GRIMLANS ARE COME THERE GONNA GOBBLE ME UP [LiQuId8!wek@ix-tac-wa3-11.ix.netcom.com] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [LiQuId8!wek@ix-tac-wa3-11.ix.netcom.com] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YOU NIGGGAAAZZZZ!!! GOT NO LEGS TALKING ABOUT LETS KICK IF!!! FUCK YOU!! FOOL!! YAH OK rS Hey rS People Can Help You ok * Toasty kills his mom hmm d'0h bad timing x=mas was around he corner fuck there goes my presents this has been a trying day...full of netsplit...and massbans... and the McGinty's...Thats hard enough by itself... nicks... are like girlfriends if you change your nick... then you'll be jealous if someone else takes your old nick =) i think i'm in trouble i flashed myself and someone called talk_daemon was wanting to talk banz women get tired b4 men, YAH right, thier fucking energizer bunnies [Daos!kyowell@explorer.csc.com] I get A's B's and C's so im a AVERAGE student a FareFaks Cownte Publik Skools my first frenchkiss was sittin' on a toilet...;P I was like..takin' a piss... my ex-gf came in, pushed me down, and kissed me.. I was freaked, man * Smitty dumps a barrel of liquid nitrogen in to the Hot Tub turns on the jets throws in Banz Toadie and Disco Dog And puts on the top which can only be taken off from the top. then smitty sits on it for the rest of his life till he grows old and decreped and then pulls off the cover kicks the three in the butts, laughs and dies from a heart attack Bill Clinton... fastest cunt in the whitehouse.. (And the horse he loved) [aka hillary clinton] * Smitty shoots everyone in the forehead with the marmosette gun which makes everyone have monkeys on their head then shoots the monkeys head with the gonad gun so everyone is running around with monkeys on their foreheads that have nads on theirs * JeStR wants a naked chik in his stocking my iguana tried to fuck my cat once I can't mount my cdrom drive in linux i mean :) I am not the Bodyman you think i am We'll have big orgy i dont really hate gay pple.. just when they hit on me....or like..say something gay 2 me..then ill kick there ass.. man+donut=cop man+glazed donut=cop seargent man+glazed donut and SPRINKLES=police chief * Toadie commends herself on her lovely giftwrapping man..she's gonna have one hell of a time opening that it's wrapped in the ugliest fucking paper then wrapped double in scotch tape completely then..ribbon on top yup..i am proud of this piece of crap uh...work santa hes sexy heh ok, several ways 1) mail root@datatamers.com and complain 2) set up tcp_wrappers on your localhost, to deny any connections from datatamers.com 3) hack datatamers.com and make a big mess fucken santa the fat fuck... he didn't get me anything for xmas ;) i'm gonna vandalize his sled or wotever ;) and castrate his raindeer with a spoon and a nailgun and various teaspoons with gravy stains on them so u're gonna hack root now, right? hehe anhh this guy knows what I do :) he's watching my like a hawk right now * IndyMan flashes himself, just so that ttysnoop shits the bed oh yes, query me.. harder.. YES. YES.. ahhh sorry i get carried away it's a condition i have please, carry on your sick you kids are stupid quang: suck my quang midcam: tell these fuckers to get some decent modesm modems too modesm? is that like an orgasm? pg: well if modems make you feel that way pg: sure pg: the flashing lights get me going too pg: i'd neever do it with an internal pg: you gotta have an external pg: with the lights ice: yah, 4.5 volt is very dangerous for your fragile dick pg: only reason it's fragile is coz if you touch it it might smack your head off i hate it when it's dark, you pick up a can and go to drink out of it, and you use the wrong sde and you get fucken shit all over you face holy shit i just left a huge fart and it stinks bad hehe wow i gotta evacuate * icepick farts in a bottle and saves it for later I said to the people at #jack-off:You are a bunch of slap dick happy masturbation artist wannabes who wuold still masturbate if a naked chick was writhing in your lap and wanted sex cause you know youll only last 5 seconds cause that is just enough time to cop a feel off yourselfs you lazy fucks I can open a can of spinach using my butt muscles! i wish i had a dollar for everyone i had sex cause then id be broke YOUR SO STUPID U SAAW A SIGN THAT SAID WET FLOOR SO U TOOK A PISS * QuoTe changes sexes.. female --> male ah fuk... there's some real bad crap on tv at 3:34am * banz gets a polka-dotted elephant shlong and whacks gleam on the head with it with green and purple stripes BANZ: put that thing back in your pocket. * Maxaxam is a pedophile. Got a problem with that? * JeStR says if it sorta kinda worx DONT touch it [guess2:murray2@184.173.39] Ross: " I cried, she cried. She threw things, they hit me." * Maxaxam swears under his breath... that wans't smart... :P * Maxaxam just stapled himself FUNNY, cool, smart, sexy (opinion there ;), breasts (but only as a last resort! ;), little shorter than me, blonde/brown hair, blue/brown eyes, same age... etc etc =) i um..i can be extremely sexy if i feel like it..and i come equipped with breasts..otherwise..im not any of those things listed i have eyes though.. * Maxaxam pictures an ad... "Toadie! Complete with breasts! No batteries needed!" *** Maxaxam has changed the topic on channel #kids to -=|Holy spank, Batman, my weiner just stiffened!|=- BRB ( i gotta goooo!) later SoK! no! BAATHROOM! oh... you gotta GO! =P * IndyMan hands ircbot a telephone pole now, here's what you do with it you told it in your hands, like this sideways then you fuck yourself with it *** Mode change "+b *!*gvol@*.31.116.183" on channel #kids by IndyMan *** IrcBot has been kicked off channel #kids by IndyMan ( I hope you get splinters ) banz, they are making the bot hump my leg again, so i making it leave the channel for a bit mIRC= My Internet Rectum Cleaner I like to park...In handicapped space...While handicapped people make handicapped face.. * Methos throws random stuff at toadie.. lets see... used condom.. that's from sunday.....a jar of vaseline...woohoo.. .. a special sex toy.. hmmm (=])->--< I am your leader, bow before me, the great 1 inch ascii guy, look at my big head, wish you had it, i am GOD i dont know where that .zip ran off too i'll catch that varmint awaken you'r startin to scare me... it's a wascally wabbit named wobbiwy wobbin This channel is about people who enjoy idling but not alone so they come in here to idle happily together i put 3 cans of deodorant in a fire at my next door neighbour's front door and it scared the fuck out of them :) their dog is like this little yapping piece of crap that's groomed every day with a bow in its hair and crap.. and like their kids are the biggest snobs... man i can't wait till halloween comes round again :) just drip zippo fluid on the dog and drop a match on it /msg clock there was a typo in your nick.. i think you accidently put an 'l' in there we have to goto a commercial in a min here..i gota take a piss like a russian racehourse i jack off thinking of crays w00h00 letterman is smoking a bong that rocks Come on letterman smoke a bong i want to write a program that will tell me where u live so i can bang your sister awaken im jus messin brah, dont take it personal... i don't wear a bra *** Topic on #linux: Is there a version Of Linux that can be run on Windows 95..? banz would prolly fuck minnie you cartoon harrasser 17160 total users on efnet . my gawd . so many ppl with no life <_jp_> gets pretty deep in here. * Noe grins you have no idea wait till you catch us on skinny-dipping night ;) when's that? uhhh... well whaddaya know that's tonight <_jp_> see ya *** _jp_ has left channel #WhiteDragonInn i got a mac and im a class 7 hacker r0c: so do I * r0c lies like a fuck * r0c is a mac hater class 7 hacker eh? so u can hack real good with computers hehehe i can hack Mc.Donalds Toys yep i do AAAAA DAMNIT MY DOG JUST FARTED I SWEAR TO GOD AND ITS ON MY BED * Daed cuts r0cs arm off, and fucks the bone, and sews it back on with a load of cum in the bone hahaha cum-blood Now when u go to the doctor, you can say i have type C for cum i'm 8" was that height, or width? :) BE: width Damn, you oughta put some weight on then.. :) height is 15" You should grow a bit too.. :) -> *MrCat* I dont think BE knows what yer talking about :) *MrCat* haha i thought he was kiddin *MrCat* he thought myself ? *MrCat* oh my HEY NEW CHANNEL. #COOLSHIT. COME CHECK IT OUT!!! my cousin can kill you anyday he's a computer wiz yer cousin pisses on computers? who the hell is vassago? day in the life of a mac user: point, click, pull ya dick * _Don_ has this sudden urge to suck Vira off. * _Don_ pulls down Vira's pants slowly.. * _Don_ licks his lips.. * _Don_ pulls down Vira's underwear.. <_Don_> EVERLAST!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Not one of those!!!!! * Viracocha munches a Nilla wafer, looking innocent * _Don_ goes off in the corner and cries.. but i want to see the whore house naw...i dont like spiders in my house...i feel compelled to give them the toilet tour whenever I find one. [jumbilia:alabama@net4.nauticom.net] op me please i`ve ben on here for an hour now!!!!!!!! i am 1/m near puberty oops 12m you fucking freak do you tell everyone that ur near puberty? Hey mom guess what I'm starting puberty..isn't that great? do wet dreams hurt? my parents haven't told me anything yet. i get all my info from lovelines. i didn't like dogsex pee your pants! i did it in a pool once. it feels really warm i only did it once and it was an accident well ijust peed in a cup i didn';t want to miss anything about half a big plastic cup my hands are warm from touching it. if i could actuallly blow a lad i would try to put it in the cup my girlfriend left otherwise she could help <[Carl]> PANTIES? <[Carl]> Boobs are better * AwhSchitt is away (Being an asshole) <[eCLiPSe]> .act fucks whoever fucked me back <[eCLiPSe]> shit [prae!jnl@topaz.kern.com] for the record, you stupid irc bitch, I am married and have a daughter, which tends to proclude being a 'fag' <_Don_> =) dont =) me <_Don_> =( dont =( me <_Don_> =| dont =| me <_Don_> = dont = me <_Don_> dont nothing me Any advice on Linux?? I want to purchase it Can i run ircd on Linux without my Sys Admin knowing?? * termy is gone - taking shower brb I hope you are taking a shower with a waterproof laptop..... <[Carl]> I think I scratched my butt during the credits of the NEt, and then I tooka big piss i think i was itchin my balls e:do you REALLY think you would have all that you have now with out Microsoft even though it wasnt create by them? tricky: probably not, but microsoft still sucks. tricky: and thanks to some silly genetic error, we have you * Termite Drives a steak through ItsOnlyMe 's heart. Sorry I thought you were a vampire. * sliver unzips his pants and plops his dick on the desk and the desk breaks in half I HAVE LIKE 50 SECOTRS ON MY DICK, AND IT SAYS ALL OF THEM ARE LOST Yep. You've gotta unzip it before you can play with it. <[eCLiPSe]> FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT!! what? what what? <[eCLiPSe]> i was cooking my pizza <[eCLiPSe]> the first friggen time i DIDNT burn it <[eCLiPSe]> i droped it on the fucking floor AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH uh com port conflict!!!!!!! brb AH!!!!! there killed it * Toastie looks at his dying mouse um that was evil *** [Carl] (Tarkus1@ple-ca9-12.ix.netcom.com) has changed the topic on channel #Teenlife to what to tell my mother about my two hickies? <_MattyJ_> carl: what to tell my mother about the two condoms in the trash :) <[Carl]> I felt some boobs on thursday * [Carl] smiels lets talk about my vacation 1. it sucked 2. favorite day is the day i flew back home 3. disney world sucks and is expensive, never go there unless you want to scavenge the extra few dollars you keep against his will when he pays you the $20 for lunch 4. it sucked 5. orlando sucks 6. last 3 days was spent waiting to get back here 7. lets go kill carl 8. heather has nice tits *** AwhSchitt (merritt@also.hooked.net) has changed the topic on channel #TeenLife to Sex is like air. You don't think about it unless you're not getting any. bongs make me horny it's ok i gots my MaRLBoRo ReDS I used to smoke those but they got fiber glass in the filters thanx fer tellin me that just make my day WORSE i feel like masturbating the ppl here are all from teenlife? no this is a #bi convention goodbye! *** CDuDe13 has left channel #living_room <_Don-_> The bigger the hard drive, the smaller the penis. my hard drive is 1byte my momma's going on some cruise with her boydriend that has money coming out of his ass, but doesnt seem to want to aim his ass towards us very much Hrmm. That's not very nice, not nice at all. i agree.....any anuses that spew money should be immediately aimed at me, so that i can catch it with my bucket. im so cool it takes two clients of me on IRC to handle all my overflowing coolness I think you actually need 2 clients because your immense ugliness and smelliness would be way to much for one client to handle So it's spread over 2, and sometimes three or 4 * banz licks a candy cane into a sharp point * banz stabs Garf with it STICK IT IN GARFS EYE ill make my eye move HHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA and the candy cane will do a little dance * toodle is about to B A R F here!!!!! *** Toadie has quit IRC (where's that quit butto..) huh oh thought that said "where's that quit burrito guess i'm just hungry Why aren't many people talking? i am busy raping a bot uh dont you hate it when you get a zit in your ear my friend toold me once he got bit by a tick once on the tip of his dick and he went to take a piss and the thing filled with piss and exploded all over the bathroom i wish i coulda seen that he got a blow job by a tick i bet r0c would enjoy the feelin uh yea i would love to feel someone on my penis explode do i have to tell you before you can think yes * _^pyro^_ slaps himsealf with a trout <_^pyro^_> ooohhhhhh more more ,more yes oghhhh yes harder harder * _^pyro^_ slaps himsealf again with a troutt <_^pyro^_> wooohooo * _^pyro^_ puts vasaline on the trout <_^pyro^_> ohhh yeah <_^pyro^_> oohh baby * _^pyro^_ slaps himsealf with the trout he covered in vasaline if i was a woman i'd stay home all day and play with my breasts Mr Potato Head = the perfect man... he's tan, quiet, and if he looks at another girl you can rearrange his face i looked at my asshole in the miror today...it blew my fuckin mind merci = thank you <_`-`_> uh no <_`-`_> thanks = thank you <_oasis> i yam a russian cummie, gorbychof got muh cum stain on his forewarad head, not dick head, but head head u know when ppl snore it doesnt bother me much but when they FUCKING FART in thier sleep its nasty as hell HOW DO YOU CHAT WITH THE SYSOP OF THE INTERNET????????????????/ WHERE IS THE FILE MENU FOR THE INTERNET??????????????? * [Carl] licks jer's ass <[Carl]> kick even <_Don_> Sorry, I don't like shits. <_Don_> er.. shots. laidback. shut the fuck up before i bitch u out *** Laidback has quit IRC (Read error: 0 (Error 0)) and he's gone CONGRATS, Staci! The first bitchout ever to kill a user! Go for it! *** Wyvern has quit IRC (Ping timeout) they're droppig like flies ne1 have mavis beacon typing tutor....pls??? your girlfriend smells like pickles and garlic <^FleA^> uh...okay... <^FleA^> thats always good to know.. <_-_Don_-_> She's pregnant and scared of vampires? r0c is going through puberty hehe bare with him the age where guys stick there dick in anything with a hole you guys crack me up i got a headache now from laughing too much dont talk about cracks to me cause i know behind cracks lies holes! and my penis goes in holes! you ever notice, cartoon characters never have genitals except maybe in the X-men rogue is sexy she sure can get a guy off with her hands too she can just touch em and they're shocked for life My Life Story: IRC. The End. <_fuschia-> dont you hate it when your pizza smells like coffee * flipp bows as she made sk8r appear again AHGK! I CALLED MYSELF A SHE *** flipp has been kicked off channel #kids by flipp (embarressed) my moms over her telling me dumb blond jokes and i don't get them My sister's friend masturbated with a cucumber and she put it in the fridge and her dad ate it this room is a IRC CHANNEL not a room Xmas rox and stuff * IOM wants more free stuff like that again and doesn't wanna wait till December brb, i must drain my bladder all over the poor defenseless toilet many things are juicy i'm juicy because theres flesh beneath my skin and it has moisture in it therefore i am a juicy person I've done every computer in this building with this one disk. in fact.. i'm typing one handed right now.. <[_Don_]> Man, when I woke up half an hour ago, I had one hell of a time trying to turn off the alarm. <[_Don_]> I unplugged my regular radio. <[_Don_]> I threw the antenna across the room. <[_Don_]> I turned the volume knob all over the place. <[_Don_]> Then I realized. <[_Don_]> It wasn't my radio making the noise. <[_Don_]> It was the alarm clock. is there any servers that offer free acounts for free? that stay there? if I had a gun at skewl today I woulda shot everyone I could, then killed muhself remind me not to go to your school actually i like birds i almost strangled my sisters cat once for killing my parakeet why did you say rxvt is a security hole? no, BIll Clinton is a security hole, (bye really this time) i bet your gonna give me bleached hair too What color would that be?? ouija boards are weak crystals and runes are stronger and much more effective magic 8 balls are the shit r0c can't get it up again.. =P uh i can i just got better things to do than jack off for your pleasure muh thumb smells like jizz => ive always dreamed of sittin in a chair a girl walks in, and just sits on my dick itd be fun im sittin their butt nakid reading a magazine and she opens the door walks in and sits on my penis * Toasty invites vira to hack this machine toasty: give me an account and i shall :) real hax0rz dont use accountz :> flick, i'm a fake hax0r * Killjoy_ : Garfr, with all do respect and its all DUE respect, not DO...hehehe I said due no you didnt my server just changed it to do I've heard that Garf has a flat butt. uhhh its not true. garfr has a flat everything killjoy has a flat brain. garfr has a flat armpit um cdude.... yer pathetic lets lagkill him to teach him a lesson <|||||||||> jeff: I am flood invinsable i am wachn braveheart they flashed the whole other army then they mooned them crasher: kicks ass doesnt it hehe they show arrows up their ass hehe * awaken^ doesnt want to die of a buttock wound <_Killjoy_:#lionking> why i remember the days when if you said shit you got banned, cause it was a family channel <_Killjoy_:#lionking> now we have dl openly talking about sex with animals, and it's all okay we had signs on all of our doors. "Please use other door." fnord: does it say "press return to see video modes available"? Vira: yeah it says that i hit return it's been about a minute nothing.... sounds like the detect new hardware wizard from win95 let's all pitch in and have the alarms go off in toasties government place and have him meet interesting people with big guns. may a rabid dog take a liking to your sister i have to get a lot off my chest(fuckin D size tits) hehheheh what ever, they have been 36 D's since i was 12 puberty has been very generous to you * r0c sighs will someone fuck me * r0c returns to masturbating uh anyone wanna watch * PuRpLfAzE shuts her eyes and starts screaming!!!! NO DON'T TORTURE ME!!! EwWwWwWEwWwWwWEwWwWwW EwWwWwWEwWwWwWEwWwWwW EwWwWwWEwWwWwWEwWwWwW * r0c masturbates in julies plain view, just to get a response * r0c grins * r0c masturbates in a sock * r0c dumps the contents on cathy r0c thats sick * awaken^ shits in a sock * awaken^ dumps the contents on cathy * PuRpLfAzE rips off awakens penis, throws it on the floor and stomps on it * awaken^ shits in a sock with a hole in it * awaken^ swings it around the room and watches the shit fly blue jeans a green shirt and white underwear hehe john.. iz dat yer most fav thing?? pek: yes except i like black underwear better it's warmer I have 1 shirt that isn't black and it's brand new it's white but the front of it is kewl it's got a woman's chest on it like as in breasts * wIeRdO is about to kill that goddamned cricket don't kill animals! ok :) I'll just rip it's goddamned legs off so it can't make anymore noie noie = noise ^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G ^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G ^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G ^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G ^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G ^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G *** [wIeRdO] was kicked from [#zero] by [fLiCK^] [its 5am and YOU WOKE ME UP ASSHOLE@@@] * Diehl thinks the best burger chain tho, is Wendy's. Eeeeeeeeeeew I just can't eat at a place that has HUGE signs with a chick that looks like Pippy Longstockings on them * fnordq0 rapes Barbee hehe thanx i finished masturbated, put my elbow on the chair, and it hit a bit of cum! * ^awaken gives julie r0c's penis * r0c looks julie in the eye may i have my penis back? or will you be using it tonight? i got some great picks in this directory really good pix i didn't know i had these tits naked WOmen!!! * Bl0odRoSE is in a good mood now let's see all a man needs is his own tits, and to be able to suck his own dick, and he could be a very happy hermit <_Don_> I'm afraid I'll fuck up our first kiss and shove my tongue up your nose or something. kill his process.. if yu dont see it then yur seriously screwed kill his process? you mean kill his processor right? I like eatting Rogaine! It puts hair on my tongue! i made a typoe my animals stare at me a lot my cat opened my bed room door and stared at me my dog goes under my bed and stares at me my other dog farts a lot i saw on the news.. about animal lovers.. because gays got a law passed so they can marry.. animal lovers want a law passed so they can marry there animals. takes bestiality to a new level do you Polly, take this man SrfRoG to be yer lawfully wedded amphibian? "bwa, polly wants a froggie" * rem is away: (Using toilet) Hello Dominoes? Yeah Hi, I have two fuckheads with me here, who want pizza, do you deliver at 1 am? NO? well FUCK YOU then, I'll just go to jack in the box punk ass where do you work? At a warehouse.. whorehouse? heh.. Yup.. Testing all the new merchandise.. :) <_Don_> AAHHH!!!!! I'm bleeding in my underwear!!! AAAAAAHHH!!!! <_Don_> Oh, n/m.. that's lipstick. <_Don_> WHew... WTF are you awaken? uh WTF is the W in your WTF I think if you lose your channel because you were stupid and oped the wrong person, then TS stands for "Tough Shit" personally, i think we should just destroy IRC it's an addicting drug causing such mental effects as muliple personality syndrome it makes people fail outta university... get fired at work it also produces radical sleeping times, and can cause you to live many lies DAMNIT I NEVER WANTED TO KNOW WHAT COCK TASTES LIKE THANK YOU VERY MUCH NOW IM VERY SICK NOW THAZAT J00 PERKED MY CURIOSITY AND MADE ME SICK THOUGH, I HAVE A QUESTION WHATS IT LICK WITH KETHCHUP? im coming to california to meet all the easy chicks all the pussy in minnesota is frozen he might visit me for a week and ill tie him down, and have my dogs fart in his face it'll rock i'll make a video and sell it awaken meets my 10 year old dogs ass my dog has stinky medicine farts, i made her leave the room they smell so bad Italy was nice.. Food incredible. East Germany strict. I shower.. woman cop watch me through secret window. Nesmuth - How did you catch her? I was drying myself. Small door on bathroom door opens Ugly old woman with police cap peek in and then close small door. I bet jamie would want to get on me, tho :) no thanks. I'd prefer my hand to that are you into fisting? you beyotch no, only if it means I can punch you with it :P netsex sucks =) all you can do is either type with one hand or get one of those automatic netsex scripts :) did anyone else see striptease? * wierdo left id4 partway thru to go see demi moore nude but I caught the good parts of striptease so I only have to go see id4 again :) wanna go takeover some small time sex channel they're too busy sticking their dicks in things that they don't notice takeovers. and the bitches are trying to mount their monitors OH YOU BIG HAIRY SVGA! the joysticks GIVE IT TO ME XGA BOY joy stick get it :) pGeist: no damn. pGeist: you saying that you get joy from sticks? pGeist: man no pGeist: that's totally disgusting i'm saying that blah nevermind :) gotta go finish getting drunk be back later *** Signoff: h0h0 (uh-huh) i was supposed to draw a 'realistic' version of the ginger bread man in kindergarten so i did and i gave him a dick and a belly button and they made me do him over fuck me your gay admit it you love cock your a cock craving cum slurper you need help * ItsOnlyMe thinks that all smart channels should be +s IOM: yer right *** Mode change "-s" on channel #kids by fnordx uh my toilet is broked it keeps flushing by itself EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW PITO FARTED PITO FARTED PITO FARTED PITO FARTED PITO FARTED PITO FARTED FUCK IT STINKS AND HE JUST SITS THERE IN HIS STINK ASS AIR UGH i love you you love me homosexuality with a kick to the nads "fuck off dick hole" why dont you go eat some egg rolls ONE TIME I FED MY SNAKE SOME BEER he was slithering this way and that he was all fucked up I got a hardon the size of mount everest eww there is a drop of cum on my table * r0c needs to practice his aim better But who in their right minds doesn't re-check a steaming cup of coffee to make sure the lid isn't tight? :) patak: actually, the right mind is the physical one the left is the more intelligent side of the mind so it would be 'who in their left minds doesn't re-check a steaming cup of coffee to make sure the lid isn't tight? :)' * PuRpLfAzE wants to get her breast reduced "MY BACK IS KILLING ME!!!" * PuRpLfAzE yanks r0cs dick and ACCIDENTLY yanks it off uh cathy, can i have my penis back, or will you be using it? hey cathy can i please have my penis back, when your done using it * r0c jumps after purple i want my penis! take it out now and give it back I WANT MY PENIS * wierdo grabs r0c's penis damnit wierdo she stole my penis * wierdo tears it up and stuffs it in r0c's mouth "THERES YOUR FUCKING PENIS" * r0c makes his penis cum in wierdo's face. i sure hope it's a fucking penis.. i mean what else are penises for? someone do me a favor and bend over. * cYbErPuKe bends over and farts!!!!!!!! BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP PPPPPPPPPP PPPPP PP PP P P P PPPPPPPPPPPPPPP wow, it just slides right in. * marnie sits her dog on r0c's penis, is she tight? uh yes, she is hot potato very pass it around * r0c hands irq marines dog here you go. ahh, god irQ stick it in the right end or you'll get a castration.. ;) fuck my dick HURTS! OUCH OUCH OUCH! ARGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! pain!!!!!! what happened? no idea. just sitting here. argh.. ouch dat hurted. * fLiCK^ hits his dick. stupid fucker.. bwhahaahahhahahahahahhahaha not funny. casret: kilmer has beating off in his office to kiddie pr0n. what's so bad about that? casret: and his boss walked in just when he boofed all over the keyboard. and his boss joined in apok: give me something to code Vira: an efnet blower upper apok: already done that.. rk3.c rk3 isn't enough of an efnet blower upper keep trying he flexed his muscles to keep his fucked up sheep in line apok: it's flock of sheep fucked up sheep in line sounds better asshole you just ruined the song for me who are you calling an asshole? myself.. huhhuhu uhhuh huhh *** Signoff: Figz (Benji! Get out of the street! Woof Woof Wo-&^% NO TERRIER) uhhh.. then why live in hawaii at all? they should just blow up the damn island if it costs that much <__Toastr> jeff; its there so in world wars the other coutnrses have somethign to blow up wihtout destroying our main land ;P * immy used to use MS-DOS, but the mouse didn't work.. jsut said 'C:\>'.. (Non-iDLE) Your mom is so fat that we're in her right now oh SHIT left the bath running for an hour well i got a bathing suite and a pair of shorts on so stare al ya want babe a bathing suite? * apok reserves a bathing suite @ days inn * wierdo busts a cap in r0c's ass * r0c farts on barbee cause the cap busted to hard. wierdo! you faggot you made me fart. hey barbee, will you sit on my face? umm no hehe oh well coulda been yummy * r0c goes back in time in restarts his existance. * r0c makes it so wierdo's mother is never born. r0c; I just appeared, I didn't have a mother * r0c makes it so wierdo was raped to death by a gang of gay gang rapers New group: alt.binaries.pictures.asparagus -- append to .newsrc? (y) I heard somebody at a party the other day saying "I just found this really cool BBS" and the kids dad said "Whats a BBS" and his mom said "a BBS is an internet, like AOL, CompuServ, and WWW" yeah... we are all having a bad summer... its not just you d0n last night, i got a big rip in my pants, and today i got collided fucking with ircoppers gets boring but it's a 24/7 job hhehehe Oh yeah!? well... i have a hangnail, and it hurts * _d0n_ *kisses* krewls finger and makes it all better. * krewl smacks _d0n_ for destroying his perfect record of heterosexuality fnord: jew lamer :P irq: im not jewish and theres no A in blob shit my asshole is itchy, must be them worms again.. brb gotta scratch um! a mouse is an input device consisting of a ball, wheels, and IR leds that, in combination with two or three buttons, is useful for moving a pointer around on a computer screen and providing input female mice do not have balls. instead, they use a laser and a special metallic pad. i tytpeeede this weith my t9~ongue New group: news.admin.net-abuse.syscops.netnazis.for-real -- append to .newsrc? (y) New group: news.admin.net-abuse.scapegoating_minority.bashing -- append to .newsrc? (y) New group: news.admin.net-abuse.cryptomoderation_freaks -- append to .newsrc? (y) jestr_ you have got to be the fucking stupidest person i've ever had the displeasure of being on IRC with. > [johnywad] ever feel a big ass bat rammed up yer ass? no? awww, well yer gonna die anyway you little fucking peker pussy pinching vino, krystyne tourette tuna taco, asshole toungig, doggy fucking, sister molesting, mother lickig, grandma sucking mother fucker dammit I haven't had an erection in days someone help me :) What is your hair interest. Mine is really a variety. pubic hey, got any cool web sites? * Bl0odRoSE needs porno atm though * SiBitZ kicks ShadowImg bah stupid fucking bot Shaddup Si before I kick yer ass from this T1 blah I own you * ShadowImg beats SiBitZ over the head with a bat ok that's it bitch ::: ShadowImg has been kicked off channel #zero by SiBitZ (-[RaiN]-) * slix *fries* fLiCK^'s brain. * fLiCK^_ hits slix (: drat. flick still has motor movements :) si: who makes ultrix and what does it run on? :) prolly a software company and I would say it runs on computers FUCK THAT HURT remind me not to hit myself in the balls what is the purpose of ass-hair? the most is does for you is make little balls of shit stick to your ass after you take one :P * wierdo plucks ass-hairs wierdo, try shaving. :) if you pluck you take out the root =) * slix should start an barbor shop that shaves ass hair. I wouldn't be shaving any dewd's ass hair thats right, you'd pluck them * slix would use that liquid stuff that burns :) wax that fanny <_Don_> I think I'll probably just kill myself. <_Don_> No reason to live anymore. <_Don_> Shows back on, bbialw. hmm intresting didnt know my dad kept porn * fLiCK_ attempts to mount his cd-rom *mount* *mount* *hump* *grumble* that's an odd dream :) not as odd as walking down a road into a dump and then the world exploding and hearing strange noises the entire time a guy once got arrested for jacking off at a porn flick * Bl0odRoSE looks atta Anna Nicole Smiths tits at 500 percent zoom woowoooooooo!!!!!!!!! I'm leaving so I can go home and not be subject to patak's tyranny and torture he'll lock the keyboard again for like 15 minutes he was forcing me to type with just the mouse Nuthin like watchin a hard core ircer have to use a mouse ;) my room is a mess patak's room is worse he literally uses his floor as the trashcan fucking old bottles of diet pepsi everywhere If you watched long enough you'd probably see a mutant pizza slice walk across the floor and look at ya. Ah, Home shit home. Its where you through your pop bottles. you have pepsi bottles so old in there they've even started to decompose im dragging this stuff into the trash and it wont go in * sewshi used to do that to his girlfriend =( my trackball is leet too bad I sat on it psy i told you if ter gonna sniff glue sniff elmer's [iode(awaken@jpt.mnsinc.com)] iLLiCiT = i love lubricants in cold ice tea I AM PMSSING arka;ldkfjal;kdjfalkdjfl;kasdjf;lkajsdf i FEEL LIKE KILLING fuck me gently with a chainsaw im in such a potentially good mood now i might actually phone psy no why not i sound like Demi Moore overdosing on Hormones i'm SICK i can't talk so am i just grunt just listen to me bitch this girl hated my friends sister, so she got her one of those big thick candy canes, and crotchless panties for xmas I have an rection.. does ne1 care? *** Barbee (bad@usr07.primenet.com) has left #divineonez Barbee: There's a really freaky gal in my English class that I think you would like... Barbee: Shit, you're gone. Shucks. * Raydio kicks up dirt. My palms are dripping with sweat for no reason at all. ??? This hasn't happened since Suzy Lunguazi sat next to me in the 2nd grade. crasher you goat iode: u person who looks like that guy from that nickalodian show solute your shorts * h0s has a 7' weewee fuck i have to piss * h0s is away - piss uhm, with a 7' prick he could leave it the bathroom and take a piss from his computer! tits a typo er its a ypo GOD GFUCKING DAMNIT its a typo ::: Toasty is now known as bored ::: SignOff bored: #OBLiViON (Killed (CaRNaGe.OBLiVioN.NeT (Nick collision))) ::: bored [thomasjp@netcom14.netcom.com] has joined #OBLiViON PRICK!!!! hehe well see you weren't bored for about a second and a half :} shit i am fucn stupid i was busy trying to get tha fucn lighter to light and i didn't look at tha cigg and liight thawrong side FUCK@!#!@# I JUST SPILLED MY CUP O PUDDING ON MY KEYBOARD!@#$#@$@#$ you know, what life really needs is a "undo" command :) * iode wiggles his behind frumiously as he frolicks with glee towards the most lasciviously incandescent light of nutzo's macarena doohick diddle macarene blah big werds blah i like lost this chick who i met in the mud right? well now i'm using the sob story to get another chick in the mud uh oh, i made my toe bleed hehe ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------- uhhhhhh wtf i didnt type that oops somethign fell on muh keyboard hehe i cant *69 or anything then if your so smart tell me how to open a damn cable box crasher: use a screw driver if there's no screws, look for the clips that hold it together theres screws just not ones u use with screwdrivers crasher: use your head hells: now he's gonna bang his head on it until it falls apart.. great going fnord: it'll keep him busy crasher: open it with your teeth crasher: oh, kick it with your hooves crasher: find the appropriate implement to unscrew them, be it a hex driver, allen wrench, penis ring, whatever crasher: like i said, kick it with your hooves i'll kick you head in with my fucn hooves if you dont shaddup wait uh i just confused myself again 'scuse me * vira flushes his head ah, that's better * _menace is getting a wav of donald duck getting a blowjob *** slxix is now known as lIIlZ2ZZ2 whee :) i'm a windows/mac users nightmare. <|VULGAR|> does cracker jack crack Logins and passwrds at the same time....? or do you have too know the login? <|VULGAR|> Or guess at the login...ex Root...? SEX !#@!#$!@ now wiff hookers my mum is a test tube and my dad was a 5 minute wank in a sperm bank I had a womb with a view WHAT DO YOU FUCKIGN WANT FROM ME? WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE IN THIS UNIVERSE? WHY DONT YOU FEED THE CACTUS? BECAUSE IT WILL OVER EAT!@# Title: Joystick Reboot Daemon / Program Killer / Terminal Restorer Version: 1.0 Entered-date: 10DEC94 Description: Allows user to reboot or exec shell command using joystick hahaha im gonna reboot with my gravis pad! that would rule the fbi comes and takes you and you hit yer joystick on the way out :} HAHAH FUCKERS :} I HAVE SUPER-JOYREBEWT aw fuck my friend kelly's cat either farted or stinks BADDDDDD!@# DUMB BASTARD the cat just shit on my speakers DEAD KAT!@# * Sl33P is away [.- killing a goddamn cat -.] - [REC/ON] i tried to mount a syquest disk and it said kernel_panic {haha you suck, you hafta cold reboot} heh, my dad told me I'm not allowed to hack till I move out today was the worst day of my life forgot my wallet & keys this morning no food all day locked out when I got hom out in fucking 20 degree weather for the last 2 1/2 hours finally got fed up kicked my front door in so now my foot hurt too * Chicadee dunks cYbErPuKe's head into a toilet and flushes yesh, I AM A SHITHEAD!! AHHAHAAH *** Topic for #linux: Limit one question, asking if someone can help you counts as one question. I think they dropped a bomb on mars n/m it's an observation thing leet it's got a little solar powered remote walker thingy and it can like walk over rocks and shit I WANT ONE OF THOSE that is leet as hell * ShadowImg wishes he had a few billion dollars imagine what you could destroy with one of those h0h0h0 !Uworld.undernet.org! GLINE for *@laibach.execpc.com by Uhh_Duh [1] (You've been warned.. DO NOT nuke or mass invite -- and ESPECIALLY not at the same time. ) i was eating school food and one of my teeth fell out, in like 4th grade. i stopped eating school food after that. subsitution property : Mrs Wren is sick, so Mr. Hackney is the new teacher. Mr Hackney == Raped by Principle. Principle == Rapist. i wanna be in quotes.txt fnord!@ (: i wanna be in it, too:) YOU HAVE AWAKENED MY BUNGHOLEEEEEE AND NOW YOU WILL PAYYYYYYY Argh! I just farted and I got high off the smell!!! -> [msg(mbundy)] Is there a place where they bottle women's titty milk? [mbundy(mbundy@mbundy.com)]: Yeah, in Nantucket. i just let off the smelliest fart of my life HAD to share that well im trisexual.. ill try anyone once(; ungh spilled a gallon of milk on my keyboard so can i come here sometimes and learn how to icmp or nuke ppl?? iode: doesn't like everyone at first crasher: yep. in fact, the girl i'm in love with and have been going out with for the past 7 months, i: 1. insulted her during my first impression, and, 2. thought she was male Screw u * iode applies a u to his crotch and screws it im homosexual.. i like to have sex at home im bisexual.. buy me sumfin and i get REAL sexual ackk i cant take my comp's apart unless i turn em off (just saw that label on it) * CRaSHeR is now set away, logging: crimson.[ wachin cinimax ].caverns porn must be on I can't wait till I learn to hack it will be awesome I'll be up late at night launchin nuclear missles startin world war 3 god, it will be awesome carl: you watched Hackers one time too many messin with my new mouse its a car it rev's when i hit that button when i hit it again it honks and lights turn on kinda like my penis when a gurl touches it once, it revs when they touch it again it honks finally, lights turn on and i get a big ol boner butnik: i wanna account :) i want one too :P i want one three :] me 4 me 5... even though i dont know what it is me 6 so i can have 2 me 7 heh hehe me too me 8 because i feel left out how'd it get 9:18 so soon the earths rotation i'm hacking into channels i know every god damn channel it is people wic.exe is a hoax it stores the compressed shit in C:\windows\winfile.dll it doesnt compress SHIT :P it just stores the info in that file winfile.dll is a fucn hidden file in c:\windows this mutha fucker who wrote this shit is a fuckn shit fuck dont u hate it when u have a sound blaster card and u didint even realize it? I was a little dipshit ..yer still a little dipshit.. uh crasher what FUCKFREIWFWEJW#$_H(_P@RF24-]9 you pissing me off. aight i'll stop since u asked nice what happen to painnass crasher: she farted and it was so hard that she had to get surgery on her asshole why do you people hate aol users? insanity: internet common sense it's not like a porn like showgirls was btw i have that on tape it sux who wants to buy it Crasher breaks the law again! r0c: u wanna buy it? no. damn im not going to waste cash on shit like that. i have the NC-17 one i taped it off paperview crasher; i dont want to get hard. i want to get fucked. then go to your perents room *** iode has kicked CRaSHeR from #zero (. fuck you .) *** CRaSHeR [crasher@shell.skylink.net] has joined #zero *** iode has kicked CRaSHeR from #zero (. fuck you .) *** CRaSHeR [crasher@shell.skylink.net] has joined #zero raining like a mutha fucka all of a sudden * iode yawns *** iode has kicked CRaSHeR from #zero (. fuck you .) *** CRaSHeR [crasher@shell.skylink.net] has joined #zero lovely weather dont u think *** iode has kicked CRaSHeR from #zero (. fuck you .) *** CRaSHeR [crasher@shell.skylink.net] has joined #zero and windy as fuck great for a picnic *** iode has kicked CRaSHeR from #zero (. fuck you .) *** CRaSHeR [crasher@shell.skylink.net] has joined #zero im not into porno oh!!!! crasher im going to the adult superstore to buy sum life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate dont worry, even if i were homosexual i wouldnt be excited by you * PuRpLfAzE sits on her feet and sticks her tounge out "can't tickle them now" :) hehehe TONGUE YOU FUCKING IDIOT ITS FUCKING SPELLED TONGUE!!!#*(!&#@!*&^#@!*#^!#@&*#!@*&#!#@!&*#@!#!@ TONGUE TONGUE TONGUE TONGUE TONGUE TONGUE TONGUE TONGUE TONGUE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EXCUSE THE FUCK OUTA ME FOR TYPING TOO FAST FUCKER!!! STUPID PUNK ASS DIP SHIT! the curser in lsl7 is a condom lenny found 1 of 32 possible dildo's in lsl7 i dont wanna know about leisure suit larry u can set diff levels of filth uterly entirerly super entirly very fully fully mondo completly encredibly very encridibly exepcianaly mondo filthy there's a higher level of filth than that dOh...fucking drop'd a hella pixi stik dust in muh keyboard =((( *** TigerKat changes topic to "| <--The almighty pixi stik...BOW to it." *** KleptO is now known as | <|> eat me!@#$!@#$ *** ShadowImg is seye@shadow.distorted.org * We are Distorted of Org. You will be ARP Reversed. im one of them fuckers with both repoduction organs i forgot what you normal people call me syn: multiceullar hermaphrodite eukaryotic heterotroph who lacks cell walls? translation chick with a dick and a bunch of cells w/ nucleuses that isn't a plant god damn piece of shit ahh, i farted and it smells bad * Bl0odRoSE coughs man, i need sleep pito; how big are the cds? =) dunno 5"? *** Soldier is away: muh chia dick is smooth.. the homemade gift that grows! Tricom minisystem, 8 200 mhz pent pro processors, each with 2 meg l2 cache and their own 12v fan, 17 4 gig fast wide scsi hd 3 gigs of ram, 5 gigs max and then we got a dual p.pro 200 with 64 megs of ram for a ftp server, and another one fer a proxy server Cheese: Fuck, what the hell do you need all that for? What are yeah gonna do? Run the whole internet?! :) JMnemonic: yes :) * Soldier is away - pick up line of the day.. "Can i have a ride home" girl: i don't have a car.. you:"i know" immy: what side of the bed did u get up on? jes: both sides. jes: so I'm pissed off while smiling. i think if you fuck when your 50 you dick can snap then its all over a broken dick and sagging skin gray hair and painful * ShadowImg whinces its ok we have a long time to go do we.. and we have a lotta bitches to fuck between then and now so dont even trip i'm on the last level of magic carpet 2 the bastard is a mother fuckin bitch to kill i crashed my computer last time i tried i think he virus'd me as a last ditch attempt to kick my ass !mr_bill! i should stick my pager in my shorts, put it on vibrate, and mass-email my pager gimme warcraft 2 :) and ill give you.. uh.. um.. notepad yeah thats it notepad eleet warez Take over The world!!!!!!! Well maybe not... Acually what i would like to do is make a world out of paper mache' then sprinkle magical chia seeds over it. I will call this new world CHIA WORLD!!!! And I will draw people to it by offering Free T-Shirts.... lenny is on a web page where he can like type in what he wants some ppl to do and they do it like a porn thing Ghee.. Thas, uhm, nice CRaSHeR i'm on tha fone w/ him he first told her to wave hi and she did I don't wanna know he's dictating porne on the web while on the phone w/ you.. using someone elses cc# * Chicadee shakes her head and tries not to think what all those things together imply robyn: it's true. lenny's a transvestite bisexual hermaphrodite who eats broccoli for breakfast and swims in pepsi during tea time while dunking donuts * MadRealm is seriously being serious *** iode changes topic to "i wasnt born with enough middle fingers" Crasher:yer a transvestite, you wear makeup already bl0od: I KNOW THAT U DONT HAVE TO TELL ME uh i mean no Breasts i've licked 20 today CRaSHaH looks gay both the person and the nick jer mean heh FUCK YOU LENNY he's nice once lori gave me a wedgie and it pressed my balls against my crotch like -really- hard and i was lyin on the floor in pain for the next 10 mins um, once i got a weggie and they tore out my boxers <_Don_> Oh, sorry, back now. <_Don_> Just drewling over sum grrlz. <_Don__> "Bother," said Pooh, as he was assimilated by the Borg. oh gawd...........you are everywhere kool like a virus I spread more like fungus kool *** Shadoking has kicked slxix from #inane (Shadoking) *** Shadoking sets mode: +b *!*@eclipse.qis.net oops.. wrong key.. *** Shadoking sets mode: -b *!*@eclipse.qis.net *** slxix [wa3z@eclipse.qis.net] has joined #inane sorry slxix.. I was trying to op you and hit the wrong key.. yes, /op is quite often mispelled as /bankick. :} <- constipageted JOHN throwing snowballs at cars i used to do that all the time til i almost got the shit beat out of me i used to shoot4 bb guns at cars i used to shoot 45's at cars and sawed off shotguns h0s: kill anyone? sometimes! if we were really in the mood, we'd get a 50 mm gatlin gun and go nuts!@# syn; id get a kill about every other day 70mph on rollerblades is not good for the bearings locked the front ones up twice almost made a mess of Si rollerblades weren't meant to go in excess of 65 mph * ShadowImg still loves what his team captain did in the last game of the season the GOALIE of the other team tripped him he got up did a fucking 360 and smacked the goalie in the side of the head with an aluminum shaft goalie just fell over did he knock him out? cold broke the mask in half when you point at someone, your pointing three fingers back at yourself i just sneezed on my cat its got phlem hangon from its ear ppl love me I do =) (are you a guy, because if you do i take it back) Newsgroups rulE! fatty, only alt.sex.gerbils rulE's :P I'm gonna phreak u're beeper, whats it's # how do you freak it? whats marvin the martian? :P FNORD YOU DUNNO WHO MARVIN THE MARTIAN IS?$#@!?%$?@#$!?%?#@$?#@!???!@#$?#@?!?#?@!?%@#?$?#@!?%$?#@!?$#?@!%?#@?$#@?!%$ #?@!$?#@!?$#?@!$?#@!$#?@!?$#?@!%?#@!?$?@#!?%?#@!?%$?#!??$#@?!^?$@!?$#?@!?%#$? @!?%$?@!^?#@?$!?#@!?^$@?!$#?@!?^%$@?!$?#@!?^%$?@!?$#@?!%?#$@!?%#$?@!?^$?@!?$# ?@!?^%$?@!%?#@?!$?#@!?^%$@?!$?#@!?%#?@!%?$#@!?$#?@%$?#@%?$@!?%$?#@!%?$!#?@$%? $@!$?#@!?%$?@#!%?#$!@?%#$?!@%?#$@!?$#?@!%?#$?@!%?#@?!$#?@!?%#@?!%?#@!?^%?@#!% ?$#@?!$?#@!?%?#@! My girlfriend got me a razor for christmas, I used it today and it chopped my face up. So much for norelco My face is just one large razor burn he wants the internet dead yeah.. so we all kill the internet.. :). hehe.. No. I don't think so, I'm not really into Internet destruction. I'm just here to have a good time. America Online came on IRC Just as I left Because they came in #Basketball asking for Net Sex Like, Thousands of them came in at once. So I said "Welp, there goes the IRC" Right down the toilet [!so!] |�join to #c0de synched in 0.666 seconds.�� | * webba praises his l0rd * Hyperfuzz is away: playin tuch da peepee - (sCAr) * Hyperfuzz is back: bah premature ejacualtion flick: they have pizza in australia?! syn, hah yep. kangaroo delivery too :> * synthesis takes his good old american baseball bat and hits flick upside his head * fLiCK grabs an aussie cricketbat and hits syn's head so it looks lopsided. jew gotta get all egotistically egotillical on me *** grem changes topic to "umop apisdn" Warning: "This site may contain explicit descriptions of, or may advocate one or more of the following: nudity, satanism, suicide, sodomy, incest, bestiality, sadomasochism, adultery, murder, morbid violence, bad grammar, or any deviate sexual conduct in a violent context, or the use of illegal drugs or alcohol. But then again, it may not. Who knows." jACKpOT bars where you get a tube up yer nose and breathe scented oxygen for $1/minute * PuRpLfAzE knows how you can get free scented air right out of your own body! :) hahahaha *** plazma sets mode: +ooo grem Meat r3ptile grem if you wake me up again to op you i will kick you ass :) *** Value of BEEP_ON_MSG set to NONE now goodnight : anyone wanna fold the rest of my laundry for me? * cYbErPuKe starts to fold h0s' laundry and starts to mark em up with pens... and cuts holes... and like starts to barf all over...... * h0m3r is gonna fucking kill someone * h0m3r fucking slaughters fnord *slaughter* *rip* god i remember when i got my p133 i just about peed my pants i was so excited * MadRealm becomes a woman *** MadRealm changed nickname -> MaddamRlm * synthesis pulls flick into the corner and rapes him * AbbyOral pulls fnordy into a corner and ummmmmmmmmmmmm ummmm uh licks him now flick will be afraid to get into any kind of sexual position dont pull fnordy in the corner!@#! well you were kinda bizzy flicky * fLiCK^ grabs a 2 x 4 and starts smacking the living fuck outta him * synthesis pulls flick back into the corner and gags him OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BDSM flick: im a vampire, you needed a wooden stake, which i made sure there was none around * synthesis gets his cow baby cow * fLiCK^ pulls out the little golden necklace with a jesus stake on it and shows it to ebil syn. a calf even flick: doesnt hurt!! * fLiCK^ pulls out some garlic frum hiz pocket, sniff that in bitz. * synthesis lets the cow nurse off of flicks .... h0s my brutha slap my fro! lets get hooked on ebonics what's wrong with coffee? makes your breath smell like south america send me l-view haha fatty lost his pr0n viewer you shouldn't be talkin about pr0n, little horny one haha mr "OH GOD I NEED MY NEWSGROUPS!@#$%#$@" Hey shadowImg, did you hear about oseks' box? He accidently formatted everything. He used fdisk on the wrong partition and when he installed windows95 on the other drive, it formatted both his hard drives and his backup drive. " linux farted on my computer" thats what he told me =] do you two play w/ action figures? all the time he-man and stuph. I play with ken all the time .. I circumsized him yesterday .. I put bigger biceps on he-man too i was playin a 4 player team game earlier today it was pretty cool untill my teammate ditched me ;( hahaha grem sucked so bad his teammate ditched him my dog wont leave me alone she keeps barking for my frenchfries GIVE HER A DAMN FRENCH FRY YOU STINGY BASTARD * synthesis grins haha I DID MORE GIVE HER MORE GIVE HER ALL OF THEM listerine is some strong shit i bet if you put your hand in a glass of listerine for ten minutes it'd eat your hand off it took almost all my manlyness to swish it around for 30 seconds we'er noth 14 but grem has the intellignece of a 10 year old He's also lazy I'm suprised he has the incentive to wake up and get on his computer! He bought a whole new stereo so he could have a remote! ugh i needa go return sum movies that requires getting up hehe they're only 2 days late "s69"? yes. um, ok. it's sunday? Sun Dec 29 05:25:13 EST 1996 Sun Dec 29 05:24:41 EST 1996 damnit. it was thursday yesturday. Spider-man.cartoon.maker.full.cd.win95-nt.3.x-Onyx/ just what I always wanterd <_morbid> every young lad should have a Spider-man.cartoon.maker.full.cd.win95-nt.3.x-Onyx irc is lame it doesnt have breasts no.. i'm pretty sure i'm morbid. how sure? :) 99% sure. whut happened to that 1%? flick: that 1% is my feminine side. * ShadowImg thinks that 1% on morbid is more like 75% <_morbid> well har har har!^@$ * _morbid scratches si off his 'when i win the lottery' list. I need to do something that requires energy meow of which IRC does not have sex what an idea Spectyr.....I would NEVER have thought of that no on second thought dont it got me in trouble i'm my own boss and I'm like the worst one...*sigh* icepick: because my finger hit enter before my other finger hit ^o td: you got probs man only a retard is capable of that your finger hit your other fingers while it was hitting ^o? tell them to make up or something how could you hit enter before SHIFT, 6 and O ThaDragon: Don't hit your fingers man, it could lead to physical problems later in life. i just do NOT comprehend the situation td: i'll key your car if i ever go to canuck land too i was joking btw but you better keep your tricycle locked up see what happens when my old man wakes me up at 9am? =) see what happens when your old man has a wet dream and your mom rolls over into it? you get created. hehe, why wouldn't they just have sex? perhaps those canuck sex-ed courses are a little 'different' well see I didn't say they couldn't have sex... it just so happened that ice's dad had a wet dream and his mom rolled into it in her sleep. "ok john, jizz on the sheet... ok... now mary, you roll over in that little patch there" FreeBSD (mercury.fastrans.net) (ttyp0) login: si Password: Last login: Mon Dec 30 20:33:27 from shadow.distorted Copyright (c) 1980, 1983, 1986, 1988, 1990, 1991, 1993, 1994 The Regents of the University of California. All rights reserved. FreeBSD 2.1.6-RELEASE (MERCURY) #0: Mon Dec 30 16:46:14 CST 1996 Chances are you do not belong here... The system administrator has been paged, and your IP has been logged, and we are on our way to your location with BIG ASS weapons and gasoline and matches, so...... Thank you, and have a nice day! uhm im sitting here in my chair ircing then my dog comes and pokes his nose on my butt and humps me IM GONE PEEING AND SUCH what is and such? always wondered that hrm ouch gotta quit thinking hurts sex looks painful thenyouget pregnant and have more pain you spend so much time putting sumfinin you and it just comes out later i was going to watch birdcage but like i cant watch a movie without a beautiful girl and like a movie where all the chicks are guys well i like scratched my nuts, burped, farted, drank a beer, watched some football, and then had heterosexual sex to regain my manhood after it but it was good don't wanna have to shave my legs again...friggin gets itchy when it grows back! *** Topic for #kids: Day in the life of a windows 95 user: Point click pull y***General Protection Fault*** tiity? wehre? * synthesis takes off his shirt TITTY not big but eh! i wake up after my first sleep for 1997 and my dad's gone and there's some family i don't even know in my house is that some kinda omen? =) fnord: that strange family is still in my house fnord: they got two little kids fnord: and they're messin with my dog i wonder where my dad is i haven't seen him in a few days just this strange family hmm perhaps we moved house =) ice, man, i dunno wtf id do if i woke up and a buncha lil kids were playin with my dog pyre: hehe i grabbed the dog and took him into my room and locked the door pyre: and the went off cryin and shit but then the dog hadta do a dump so i let him out someone's knockin on my door icepick: do you have a gun? synth: does a super soaker count? brb looking for my christmas presents from my grandparents a no fear chain wallet * iode throws it into the fireplace they should rename their company to "no penis" ooh. a light made for reading in the dark. * iode tosses it into the fireplace okay whos the fucking idiot relative that got me another incense holder wow. 10 free minutes on sprint. what a cool calling card. ooh. a growing brain. just add water. mind tweekers? wtf is this? ooh spiffy. a fake plastic gargoyle carving cool a gila monster filled with sand just what ive always wanted WHAT THE FUCK WHOS THE FUCKING SHITHOLE THAT GOT ME A DRAGONHEART SOUNDTRACK cool. a n64 memory pak something i can actually use once a decade what the fuck is up with blacklight-responsive alien candles. who the fuck buys these things for their kids. jesus christ i'd install Linux but i cant connect to shit in it :) iode: why can't you connect to "shit" with it. are you not aware of the Linux-aware serial buttplug device? apply heat wtf is that? ;P pyre: apply heat? fart on it heat it pyre: then light the fart pyre: btw, about that bacon.. fuckit, just throw it in the microwave for 2 minutes man fnord, im not taking cookin tips from someone who told me to cook my bacon by flatulating onit ;P yuck bacon poor animals meow, hell..the bacon is sittin in my refrigerator, not eating it isnt gonna save the pigs life ;P pyre: ok =) good way to check whether or not it's safe to wear clothes you bought at a store: lift it up and show it to my sister. if she says "heh cool", throw it out heres how the computer works: turnon, type Linux, login, type ppp-ozemail, type lucid im like...cooking bacon :P pyre: good for you im proud ;P shit brb its like..makin noose er noise pyre: it's makin noise? quick ! take it off and eat it straight away hehe laugh if he eats the semi cooked bacon substance FUCKIN SHIT heh pyre ate raw swine stupid ass bacon tried to set me on fire! it fuckin popped at me! doh no he didn't pyre: shit man, sounds like the pig musta been diseased pyre: i wouldn't eat it i was flippin it over and it fuckin popped at me pyre: flippin? and it popped? yeah it's diseased. i cooked a whole fuckin 6 pieces ;) rare steak = best synth: how rare? icepick: so rare i have to hold it down from walking off my plate yer sittin at the table and yer steak kinda stands up and goes "moo" so ya stab it and it falls back onto the plate * icepick has visions from time to time don't mind me =) someone send me crimson *** Harve sets mode: +o wierdo dere ya go jesus I ask for crimson and I get ops fuck you carl crash:what did I do? U WERE FUCN BORN YOU WHORE j/k crasher:wtf??? i said j/k oh cool ya know, taking a shit is one of the most fun and relieving things you can do ya always feel good after you take a shit it's kinda like sex only requires a little more thought, and a little less energy MYYYY MOTHER FUCKING FAMILY they say do the dishes WANNA KNOW WTF I FIND IN THE MOTHER FUCKING SINK??? the shit is fucking PACKET TIGHT i dig out a few cups i find a bowl jammed inside a pot i am banging the pot all around trying to knock the fucker out so i slam it top down on the sink the blow falls out along with a pot full of mash potatoes DIDNT FUCKING THROW IT AWAY JUST COVERED IT WITH A FIUCKING BOWL i see a lil tuperware thingy its closed so iim like wtf so i open it half fiull of tuna fish and that green shit that grows on it FUCKING SICK now there isa big pot at the bottom full of bowls/silverware so i tilt it on the side carrots noodles you name it fall out of this shit and there is some shit that looks like hard boiled egg WTF IS WRONG WITH THEM?!? to hell with thier dishes im not doing em again i left all the food and shit in the sink fuck em man it usedta be age/sex/location now its age/sex/location/gf?/bf?/pic? oooooooooh i can feel yer rock hard 3.5 formatted disk entering my disk drive.. oh harder baby.. load those files barbee; can I put my CD in your caddy? barbee; or put my hard drive in your drive bay? barbee; or maybe plug my modem into your serial port? Msg(86)[8:07] LANCER : Hey, come to #meat I like your nick. hehe. bwahaha Msg(87)[8:08] LANCER : Porno for pyros Pyre oh good god they think im a pyromaniac or somethin :P whats their lead singers name? hes fuckin scary :) perry ferrel thats it i was watchin woodstock2 (sadly) and he was goin around telling the audience that the aliens were coming..to teach us peace and alotta other bullshit i was about to cry :) HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA dont fuckin laff! hes scary! *** synthesis [syn@red109.redshift.com] has quit IRC (Ping timeout) *** synthesis [syn@red106.redshift.com] has joined #dynamik * synthesis gives his computer the middle finger * synthesis gives his RAM the middle finger hrm......what to wear to work bbl this is the first and most important decision of the day so it was tool who flooded me now i know who to report to internet relay chat cops AngelSpyBot wants to know if she may enter what's the point of a spybot if you tell everyone it's a spy bot? tht's the point this suc ir someone can read this please BEEP me I just fried my monitor!!!!!!! :( Thank you!!!!!! ummmmmmm SJOT! whree the fuck is j0s? well if he gets on here BEFORE he returns my page......PLEASE have him call me tell him I ummmmmm well kinda spilled pop inn my moinitor and well it kinda um shorted out crash: never EVER make penis jokes? ok.. so whut if i have a lil dick... man.. it's still in Hawaii, with the rest of you shack living, grass skirt wearing mother fuckers ;) AHAHHHAHHH fuck off you squint eyed kimchee swilling lard ass beeaytch!!! hey all hi menstruation-fluidRoSE IOde:hey, I'm not a menstruation fluid, yes you are. I don't wanna have anythin to do with the menstruation cycle * iode menstruates on mfR (menstruation-fluidRoSE) IODE CAN MENSTRUATE WHOA!!!! from all the times i've masturbated to porn on the comp i never once actually got my cum on the keyboard not doritos, and i del newspic by mistake ooh.. he del it! * iode takes crasher to a deli and orders a slice of cheesecake errr fnord i ment fnord you ment it eh? * iode hands crasher a mint * Cph|ber is idle: lifting weights (log/on) translation -> lifting a burger <^Kokanee> my name is kok and i am looking for a nice girl i am 13 tomorrow at 4:20 pm please msg or dcc me we did that to some kid at school... took a phallic organ from a pr0n pic and morphed it onto the forehead of a piccy of this guy's head and printed it out in full colour and put it on the notice board haeAEHeaheaHea YOU DILDO ON WHEELS WITH A TORCH AND A YELLOW HAT dont u hate it when u make your root/boot disks and you dont want to loose them so u put them in one of those spiffy 2 disk plastic holder things, then when u get to your room and try to open em the thing doesnt open up so u get a screw driver to force it apart then u push it throught and the fuckin thing pokes throught a disk? *** hotbabe (zoey4@pet-ca1-17.ix.netcom.com) has joined channel #kids hi ppl! HOTBABE: HEY BABY, HOW ABOUT YOU AND ME GO SOME PLACE A LITTLE MORE PRIVATE ok hotbabe: i was jokin eh =) hotbabe: like hotbabe: you weren't sposed to go "ok" hotbabe: you were sposed to go "piss off freak" *hotbabe* age/sex/location? (zoey4@pet-ca1-17.ix.netcom.com [12:55PM]) christ i know! fag! *** hotbabe has left channel #kids this screensave sux it just flashes all the graphics from the harddrive, so i see nasty ass pron myy brother in law downloaded, then i see my face nol provides dns for distorted.org? fnord; yes arc: how m uch $? :) fnord: 38 dollars, i spent all my money on this one axe i wish i didnt buy, it was 14k or so and if im not watching xfiles, my tv is always set to channel 18.. the disney channel :) imagine watching cartoons all day and ircing and drinking darjeeling what a life ya gotz jeff :) that's a life?:) hell ya! speaking of drinking darjeeling, my cup's tasting kinda strong * fnord_ adds some hot water LOL! hahahaha whats so funny about that? LOL! * Toasty falls over i didnt say something with an alternate sick meaning without knowing it, did i? hhahahahahahaha HAHAHHA man everyone looks to me when they want a bj grrr i sit out for gym i guess that why she gave me a "f" i couldn't find a way to cheat in it 15 more minutes and my sausage is ready.. my owen sausage :>:> i hear that's an exciting thing in finland sausage ownership thefar, nii.. eilen kokeilin 50% absolut vodkaa etta kuolisko popot mutta kuume nous 1.5 astetta.. <__anders> "absolut vodka", that part i understood. seeing as that both thefear and siwu have trouble writing each others nicks right.. i'd say they both drank some of that absolute vodkaa :) [S+Z] [ fnord_ ] oh, so you kissed her, then saw her, and then jumped on her to say hi? [S+Z] [ Toasty ] *closes his eyes and clicks his heels, mumbling to himself.. this conversation is not happening.. this conversation is not happening... this is not happening.. they are not lagging my server to talk about netsex.. theres no place like home.. theres no place like home.. *** JS!f89667df&@psx-ca1-03.ix.netcom.com joined #living_room @<06:02:52 PM> * Rontu sniffs JS' crotch *** JS signed off [ Quitting ] @<06:03:49 PM> uh eek it's scary when my computer begins gruntng at me my nose hairs are tew long... <[S0uR]> hrrm <[S0uR]> well time for sex bbl <[S0uR]> g/f out of the shower now Draco projects, <> who wanted a gaint mouse skin? <> in Anglic. Cimmaron shouts, "mememememememem" in Anglic. <_Don_> mlclhs.lvjusd.k12.ca.us <- I helped set up that computer a few years ago.. now Carl's storing his page on it. fiufefngeknvhfnvre.feiugfgkjvh.adhgsdfw.ca.us <- I typed up this fake host just 20 seconds ago. now you people are reading it on your screen. apart from the dog he's french =) damn poodles. woo poodle =) is it one of those fucking things with a ball on its tail and like clusters of fur here and there? fnord: nah it's just this big ball of back wool =) fnord: it's the full on derelict poodle all wool hangin off it everywhere probably can't see with his current hairdo got an attitude too =) he rules =(- that looks bit like a duck meow: have you ever seen a duck? i mean... one that hasn't been exposed to radioactive stuff *** dEW^Ntw (dEW@dialup111-6-3.swipnet.se) joined channel #coders Can anyone explain filled polys to me? it's this kind of loser i despise =) dew: they are like polys that are filled it's this kind of loser i admire =) i used to be funny i used to be cute then i hit puberty *** - SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: IRC has been known to consume time, *** - cause insanity, cause havoc, destroy hopes and dreams, cause *** - tumors, cause birth defects, contain carbon monoxide, and promote *** - lung cancer. "i wonder why there was this weird piece of gluey stuff in my pocket." - vira, quote fo the day i ate too much... i gotta fart now....... *BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPP PPPPPPPP PPPP P PPPPPPPPP PPPPP PPPPPPP PPPPPPPPPP PP PPPPPPP [3:40] the only pic i have of you is when your leaning against a car.... [3:40] is that the one u want up? hmm i'll get a new one hold scanning my ass SHIT ok that was a bad idea fuck i just broke my scanner i sat on the fucker this is bad my ass broke something wonder what would have happened if i had farted on it... * Sl33P is away [.- cleaning glass -.] - [T-H-S] [REC/ON] Msg(1)[23:35] jebstuart : HHHEEEELLLLPPPPP !!!! Msg(2)[23:35] jebstuart : im now involutarily running linux and im so confused its not funny theres a phleGm boy on twisted after dark that screen saver kicks ass :) its more entertaining than most tv shows today :P last time i offered my ass to someone, she took it...and i cant get it back...i had to replace it with a garbage can lid Traveler: that must suck Traveler: gi goe underwear fits on a garbage can lid? no...i glues them to it vira's room is cold. no wonder he's so smart. his brain is preserved oh shit, ive seen it all now i just hit a web page with an icon bar that was a fucking SHISHKABOB!!!!!! OF ALL FUCKING THINGS! yu click on the lil different pieces of food * Toaster bangs his head into the wall over and over and over i'll be 18 on my 18th birthday u porked a 14 year old? one time when I was at some steak place the steak got up, said "moo" and started running around the plate then I stabbed it and it bit me so I threw it across the room and got kicked out now i know why I don't do a /list #100%_sex_fuck_pics #100%collegegirlsexpics #100%collegegirlsexpics #100%collegesexpics #100%preteen_sexpics #100tradesexpics #101%sexpics some perverted fuck aint getting any eh? ohohoho, i od'd on flinstones vitimans this summer cause they tasted good if you could have one thing in the werld, what would it be? id say a giant shroom to live in can you imagine that? man what is it with you and this smurf fetish? you get bored...so you just take a bite offa your cieling...and your not bored anymore :) SMURFS ARE GOOD YOU ARE BAD i'm not crazy, i only wear my cloths inside out so no one steals my wallet i'm not crazy, i only wear my cloths backwards so i know who's looking at my ass my phone is an old touch tone...there's a bird that gets hit in the nuts and squaks into the receiver wow that joke was so lame i think it tore a rift in the faberic of the universe -el_jefe:#rock- suasage 1.99 -el_jefe:#rock- beer 4.56 6pck -el_jefe:#rock- naked dead chicks Free they dont work worth a fuck -el_jefe:#rock- tacos we robbed a taco bell here -el_jefe:#rock- inflateable doll Ugh 29.96 or something -el_jefe:#rock- used crack pipe with toilet handle: 12.50 -el_jefe:#rock- pay up fucknut -el_jefe:#rock- moo moo moo hers yer fucking pizza! Pal -el_jefe:#rock- extra peperoni 1.99 <^GoD^> i gotta fart again <^GoD^> *FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART* * iode inhales the rich scent ahh.. rotting orange hawaiian punch tastes awful.. always remember to drink out of the _right_ cup.. *blech* ah fuck dont you hate it when you think you have to fart and when you do a bunch of shit comes outta yer asshole * Phopp has many wonderful girlies Angie, Keeley, Kristi, Amie and Jennifer <^CRaSHeR^> do u name your fingers on your left hand too? hey jean-na what are your mesurements .. enquiring minds want to know 36-24-36 you know i havn't exactly figured out what the 3 numbers stand for yet i always ask girls that and they give me numbers but idunno what they are =] lemme see 36 would be neck length right? then 24 would be hair length right? gabe: spit or swallow? gabe: or gargle and then decide? <_hAZE_> I wanna get the Netscape Personal Edition with the dialer and everything built in. =) nutscrape <_hAZE_> Better than Mosaic. * fnord_ scrapes his nuts <_hAZE_> Or MSIE. microsnot internet exploder <_hAZE_> It exploded my WinNT. =( stop bringing me into your homosexual activites im not a dick slicer I DONT CHOP DICKSCUT THEM SLICE THEM OR MAKE THEM BLEED&*^$#^%#! I have no holes in my body that aren't factory default my son threw some sort of slimy crap on the ceiling... Looks like a big blue booger. Kids... Gotta love em or beat em; he called me a brown noser =) arc: for emailing nasa =) look, i just wanted a free rocket ride fnord: i told them that running httpd as root and being phf vulnerable is bad and can i please have a satellite dish installed in my yard for going out of my way. im sitting in this fucking chair and i lost my pencil! HOW>??? am i that patthetic? disco in a word? yes "[ ] Register Electronicly?" [X] Skip Registration because you warezed this software?" "Setup complete!" WHY FOR ARE YOU KICKING MY DOG AND CALLING HIM FUCK BLOODY anyways..i gotta split ppl :P bbl *** grem signed off [ eghf ] @<05:55:36 PM> he splits people? murderer. <^CRaSHeR^> i went to the library today <^CRaSHeR^> i was like woa <^CRaSHeR^> the place is huge man this goat just walked past the window and it's on fire haha like it's not every day a flaming goat enters your backyard and stands in front of your window [MEMNOCH] Hello? <[01:16AM]:MEMNOCH@port03.backroads.net> [MEMNOCH] are you there? <[01:19AM]:MEMNOCH@port03.backroads.net> > [MEMNOCH] WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU [MEMNOCH] oops sorry <[01:20AM]:MEMNOCH@port03.backroads.net> dammit i thought np would be north pole [S+Z] styx Countries: [NP] is [Nepal] it's north pole, just the guy who typed it has a lisp or is retarded CUNT FUCK YOU CHEESEBOI YOU WILL DIE HAHAHAHA SO WILL YOU YES I WILL SOMEDAY STANKDICKED H0SMOFAGGOTUAL OK THAST IT HAHAHAHA YOU PISSED ME OFF NOW HAHAHAHAHAHA * icepick dodges the drooling retard to the left to the right you see this dense hunchback slobbering all over the place, charging at the walls and going "huh?" YOU FUCKING KANGAROOHUMPINGDINGORAPINGCOTTAGECHEESECUNTEATINGNUTSACKCHEWINGDILDODEVOURING AUSSIE BOI i was calling my bbs "Abduhl's house of curry" at one stage had this hell towel head dude on the logo.ans and camels and shit on the menus i haven't walked my dog in like 3 or 4 years man hehe poor cunt i wonder if his legs still work =) Holy...I just experienced such a major burp.. I swear, I think I may have torn some lung tissue. yesterday sucked i didnt shower cause i didnt do nothing layed around and chilled and i saw a fucking lot of people everyone kept coming over :( ONLY DAY I DONT FUCKING SHOWER fuckin yes yes * amanda moans * amanda moans she doesnt need Xeno the thrill of a download gets her going she's gonna explode once n is done amanda looks at her dogs jizz undera microscope nyt: no my dog cant jizz it has been nudered fe fi fo fum eat me out and watch me cum gimme a sex brb im never in quotes, but thats only because i dont rape my dogs and have anything worthwhile to comment about it 311 solerasrv is jesus@portC01.Generation.NET (fservebot) 319 on channels: @#check_list @#Sex_sites_list @#!!!!!!!!!!flash_pics hehe...sex site lists...not very deserving of his username, is he? :) Apparently, Jesus is a little frisky after wandering the Earth for so long... Hmm.. Jesus is showing us the way.. Quick christians! To the Sex sites! heh. you know how bored i am? I set one of those Glade plugin cartritges on fire.. now my whole room smells sickeningly sweet, and there's black little things floating around.. * iode unsnaps her bra for you ack wrong channel * Toasty needs another fone! FUCK! * Toasty sighs err fone, fuck not fone fuck ARC IS A HAIRY SASQUATCH YETI BIGFOOT SECKZ BANDIT WHO ROOTS FAT ASS GREEK WOMEN WITH BACKHAIR AND FLAB what the FUCK is a yeti anyway? YOU SECKZER OF FATWOMEN WHO CHANT "SOUVLAKI MALAKA" THROUGHOUT SEX arc: yeti=sasquatch=hairymothafucka hey hey icepick calm down gonna have a hernia NO MAN I'VE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH WE GOT A 19 YEAR OLD SOCKS FANATIC DISSIN MAH HOME LAND THEN THE GUY WHO WHORES HIMSELF TO FAT GREEK HAIRBALLS THROWS IN HIS LITTLE BIT IT'S JUST GETTING A LITTLE OUT OF HAND AND I'M HERE TO SETTLE THE SCORE it was all arcs idea and if i get busted arc goes down YOU'RE INVOLVED BITCH HAHAHAHAHA it's easier to fight off the homos in prison if there's two of us you don't mind do you? pico is for easy people like me*^&$# not like easy like whore like easy but oh shit inogre that Man...I cant wait to move out of this hell bachelor pad I dont care if they dont put the seat down...I just want them to put the seat UP before they piss * amanda saw shadow img sexual size er side god my boob itches i hate that and when u scratch it it looks like your a tittie pincher hah amanda: stop yer making us horny hah well im sure that you guys have had tittie itchingsn too what do elephants use for tampons sheep what's the moral of the story watch out for red woolly sweaters * fnord^ rips off his shift key * fnord^ gets a solder gun and wires * fnord^ wires the shift key stuff to a 120vac socket * fnord^ types.. # # ### ### # # # ### # # # ### ####### # # # # # # # # ### # # ### ### im gonna take 2 dates to this dance your mom and your dad? my f key is stuck to my keyboard but for some reason i can still use it fine my t key is broken off but i still use it iode: your keyboard rocks v noh, fixed f, there was a piece of chocolate holding it down hehe iode's keyboard may be dirty and sticky and farted on but it works like hell Does anyone else get hard by lookin at there dick? DAMNIT my dad jsut walked up to me and farted in my face besides, people dont put any effort into netsex they do about 6 words r0c, but touching themselves and typing 3 sentences.. Ugh! :) i just farted so hard that it hurt ow smelly too smells like carrots