Date: Fri, 13 Dec 1996 11:36:57 -0800
From: "Just some loser..." <asamonte@gauss.elee.calpoly.edu>
To: operlist@the-project.org
Subject: Operlist hits! --More-- You die...
Sender: owner-operlist@lists.primenet.com
X-Status: 


Well, it's that time again.  I held off publicly posting this because
of the recent long threads about the subject I'm going to post about.
But it's Friday the 13th, and your luck just ran out...

Remember....operlist is a place for serious discussion...so let's try to
stay on topic here.  


And now...






It's...


(Warning, there is graphic language below that may offend, or be surprisingly
accurate, to some people.  Parental disgression is advised.  If you are
caught with this document, I will disavow any and all knowledge of it's
existence.)










=Ode To My Bot=

By Alex Samonte
(Originally =Ode To My Car by Adam Sandler)

Piece of shit bot
I got a piece of shit bot
That fuckin' pile of shit
Never gets me channel opped 

My bot's a big piece of shit
'Cause the network's fucking shot
And the code's fucking broken 
I got to reboot it a fucking lot 
(It's a piece of shit)

I can't get ops on the channel
My bot will try to hack
It can't keep ops for very long
'Cause my friends always take it back 
(It's a piece of shit) 

(Piece of shit bot)
Piece of shit bot
(He's got a piece of shit bot)
It sucks royal dick
(That fuckin' pile of shit)
100% crap
(Never gets him channel opped)
Oh fuck you bot

It's got no bot net, it only got dcc chat
Whoever coded my bot can lick my sweaty nut sack
(They can bite his ass too)
But It's got lots of fucking clones
It's always way out of control
Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, you're K:ed asshole"
(You fuckin' piece of shit) 

(Piece of shit bot)
I got a piece of shit bot
(He got a piece of shit bot)
Getting harassed sucks my ass
(That fuckin' pile of shit) 
That pile of coded shit
(Never gets him channel opped)

Oh what the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
To get stuck with you
Your password shows up in /WHO
I'd like to fix that too
But I'm too dumb to code something new 
Oh fuck me

Well the warpack likes to flood
It generates to many system calls
And someone hacked into it
So I'd like to kick him in the balls
(Ouch, ouch, ouch) 

Plus my 7th account has been closed
I gotta use AOL out of anger
(What a pain in his ass) 
And if a girlie sees my bot
There's no chance I'll ever bang her
(He never ever gets da pussy) 
Hey shut up 
You piece of shit bot 

You piece of shit bot
BotDoc has been retired
No ComBot fucking backdoors
Seven rhino colors 
Fucking nicks for auto op
Tsunami makes the clones fly everywhere 
Oh the whole channel thinks I'm a loser
Robey give me a push 




Back to your regularly scheduled flame war.


And before some of you go whining to operlist how this is off topic and such.
WEll, it's about bots, and IRC.  Plus:

<LarZ> yeah RF.  you're allowed to post junk every now and then to operlist
cuz it's irc related and usually pretty funny :-)



Nyah!

-Alex