[2:13] *** xn4rk (~xn4rk@xn4rk.dialup.ais.net) has joined #bye [2:13] !@#$%^& [2:13] *** ericlynch (EricLynch@slip166-72-254-44.ca.us.ibm.net) has left #bye [2:13] *** DaRoach sets mode: -o+b xn4rk *!*xn4rk@*.dialup.ais.net [2:13] *** xn4rk was kicked by DaRoach (who are you?) i'll bet that's oneo f kraig's friends [2:13] oh [2:13] heh [2:14] *** DaRoach sets mode: -b *!*xn4rk@*.dialup.ais.net kraig masturbates to xn4rk's picture [2:14] *** ksoze (~ksoze@h26-32-97-43.CSWireless.net) has joined #bye [2:14] ksoze: there's only room for one of us [2:14] d0h [2:14] verbal, then one shall be removed [2:14] * DaRoach waves his magical condom [2:14] er [2:15] * DaRoach puts that away [2:15] *** slut sets mode: +b *!*soze@*.CSWireless.net [2:15] *** ksoze was kicked by slut (PLEASE /PART!!!) [2:15] *** slut sets mode: +i [2:15] whoah [2:15] that wasn't me [2:15] :( [2:15] rob, whozat? i dont want kraigs gay friend network to come prancing through here [2:15] gay friend network [2:16] ahaha [2:16] ahahhahahaha [2:16] i can see commercials for that [2:16] "Why are you crying?" verbal: no offense [2:16] "because it was so real" [2:16] ahaha [2:16] preaching about how the other gay friend hotlines are all fake [2:17] and how they are the gayest of the gay [2:17] i bet henry would work for them [2:17] henry IS in san francisco he does a lot of picking up of the soap [2:17] "Call now, and get a free SF treat!" [2:17] ya with the 'pose' [2:18] and you call and they're all "Thank you for calling Eric's Gay Friend Network. Please stay on the line for one of our local homo's to talk to you and masturbate loudly while watching male porn." [2:18] and henry would get on and start masturbating HAHAHAA [2:18] and justin would be all "is that you henry?" [2:18] henry can't masturbate [2:18] bwahahaha [2:18] HAHAHAHAHAHA 'uh...oh shit...justin!? i mean...uh...WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?!?" then he'd slam the phone down [2:19] but he wouldn't stop masturbating AHAHAHAAH [2:19] he would walk down the hall masturbating [2:19] and talk to his supervisor masturbating oh shit [2:19] HAHAHAHAHA i'm going to wake up my parents i'm laughin so hard [2:19] bump into walls and shit masturbating [2:19] and masturbating chris? and he'd ejaculate into a wall outlet [2:20] and die masturbating [2:20] chris knows from experience yeah [2:20] on his tombstone "Whatta life?" [2:20] and justin would still be on the line AJAAHAHHAAHA [2:20] of course, masturbating [2:20] HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA I'M CRYING I'M LAUGHIN SO HARD [2:21] you people sure talk about masturbation a lot [2:21] what (masturbation) are you (mastubation) talking about? (jacking off) [2:21] hehe, i can imagine henry walking up to his supervisor, whose bunghole is even larger than henry's [2:21] while masturbating [2:22] waddling towards him down the hall with his pants and boxers around his ankles [2:22] bwhahahahahahah [2:22] ahahaha [2:22] justin sitting on the phone [2:22] pants down around his ankles [2:22] dick in hand [2:22] naw [2:22] "hello? hello? GOD DAMN IT I AM PAYING $3 A MINUTE" [2:22] "I EXPECT SOME MASTURBATION" [2:22] not liek you mayop and then his supervisor bends over and starts hopping backwards, looking back to see where henry is...also, with his pants and boxers around his ankls [2:23] hahaha [2:23] *** Istrain (prineman@i.am.prine.org) has joined #Bye [2:23] i bet sierra would call a company like that HERNY WILL GIVE YOU SOME NICE HAND LOTION IF YOU WANT COURTESY OF HIS SUPERVOSOR SUPERVISOR [2:24] .ahaha [2:24] sierra would be all "Let me speak with the supervisor" thinking (He's prolly better at it) i'm still laughing about that [2:24] I WOULD? [2:24] FUCK YOU [2:24] hahahahahahahahha [2:24] I DO ASSHOLE

'uh...oh shit...justin!? i mean...uh...WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?!?" [2:18] i never did say thanks for that food last time i was down there, so thanks :D im such a jackass hehe

then he'd slam the phone down [2:19] but he wouldn't stop masturbating i think that's hilarious that's the quote of the year [2:24] bwahahah [2:25] *** fnord_ changes topic to ' I DO ASSHOLE' [2:25] lmfao i'm laughing so hard at that still [2:26] hehe, and eric is listening in on the conversations for "training and quality" purposes [2:26] masturbating in his office i can't stop laughing i'm going to wake up myparents more or less, get to sleep just the mental image it brings into my mind is hilarious... [2:26] but justin will still be sitting there, phone in hand, dick in other, pants around his ankles, screaming "HENRY, GET YOUR ASS BACK ON THE PHONE!" [2:26] DAMNIT [2:26] hahahaa [2:26] WHAT DID I SAY [2:26] SHIT [2:26] bah! [2:26] rofl [2:26] I DON"T THINK I READ IT ALL BEFORE I RESPONDED [2:27] and henry will still be walking around, dick in hand, pants around his ankles [2:27] wanking like its 1999 [2:27] ahahahahahahahha oh man then he'll look at his computer screen and say "hey...wow...realdoll.com!!! with real dogs too!" [2:27] hah;ashjahahahahhahahahhah [2:27] ahahsa [2:27] hdajsdhajksahhahaahahah [2:27] DAMNIT [2:27] JEFF ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME?!?!?!?!? [2:27] josh madsen [2:27] bwhahahahhahahahah [2:27] ahahahahahahahahahahhaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA yeah hehe [2:27] ahahahaha [2:27] what the fuck is so funny [2:27] CLUE ME INE HERE SHUT THE FUCK UP [2:27] i dunno [2:27] i forgot [2:27] bahahahahahahahahahhahaha [2:27] bahahaha [2:28] * DarkDawg kicks fnord [2:28] ahahaha [2:28] www.bestiality.com will be a hidden link if josh ever gets a webpage [2:28] then josh wonders what justin is screaming about on the phone, then gets on the other line and calls the number to see what it is [2:28] And thats just about it... YEAH, IT'LL BE ON JUSTIN'S CROTCH ON A PICTURE... [2:29] hehe [2:29] every other period will be that [2:29] henry trips over to the phone and picks it up, starts masturbating [2:29] josh: "is that you henry?!" [2:29] "I live in redwood valley." [2:29] click on the period [2:29] and your off to bestiality.com no...it'll be in a image of justin right on his crotch [2:30] josh: "what's that sound? justin, what's this sound?" [2:30] you all suck 'click his crotch for more pictures' [2:30] hehe [2:30] wankwankwankwankwankwankwankwankwankwankwankwankwank *crashing sound* wankwankwankwankwankwankwankwankwankwankwankwank [2:30] ^^ thats why henry will have a headset then josh starts masturbating over the though of henry masturbating whie talking dirty to justin while HEADSET AHAHAHAA YOU'RE KILLING ME [2:31] hehe I CAN'T BREATHE [2:31] hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah i'm going to fall out of my chair [2:32] :( [2:32] but i cant go anywhere [2:32] when henry's hand gets tired [2:33] he'll look over at the other booth and say "Hey, Kevin, got a free hand?" [2:33] AH SHIT he'll roll his chair out of his cubicle and look into kevins and ask [2:33] ahaha [2:33] rolling his chair down the aisle, masturbating AHAHHAA [2:33] just casually, like its nothing [2:34] I do that all the time with the non tired hand 'hey kevin...my hands are getting kinda tired...got a free one!?!?" 'uh...no' *continues to roll down the aisle* *thinks to himself* 'hey...i wonder where my supervisor is...' [2:35] hahahahah [2:35] ahahahahaha [2:35] cubicles [2:35] bvwhahahahahahahahahaha is anyone logging this? hehe [2:35] i can see henry rolling down the aisles [2:35] I AM [2:35] passing people like edward kotch [2:35] i am [2:35] * #Bye is being logged [2:35] meanwhile, justin is still on the line, wondering wtf is going on, watching the minute hand go by and another $3.95 down the drain [2:36] nope [2:36] ahaha [2:36] i forgot to set the thing to log [2:36] ahahah then they disconnect him, and charge him for that first $5.99 minute again cause they know hell call back [2:36] yeah [2:36] after that he logs on [2:36] haha [2:36] did they fucking leave yet? [2:36] and goes to #Gay_Friends_Network [2:36] buts its +i then the whole office building masturbates in there, together [2:36] who is this that we talk about? [2:36] unless you give them your credit card # and they've got 'gaybot' [2:37] hehe it occassionally says things like it's masturbating [2:37] henry and kevin will be carrying on a conversation, masturbating [2:37] hahaa yeah...looking in eachother's cubicles for inspiration [2:37] "Movies tonight?" [2:37] "dunno, busy" [2:37] "oh shit, my eye!" [2:37] "sorry" [2:38] *thud* [2:38] *whack* *whack* "how's the family?" *whack* *whack* [2:38] ahahaha 'hey..i told you not to ejaculate until i got back...' 'i didn't! i farted' [2:38] when the day is over [2:38] they go to the pub [2:38] and play pool masturbating [2:38] and drink beer masturbating [2:38] and throw darts masturbating [2:39] its a pretty slick place they masturbate all day...they turn into arnold swartzenegger in the arms [2:39] ahaha [2:39] they alternate arms to keep themselves even yeah [2:39] kevin and henry go to the pool place and order a beer, kevin goes to the bathroom and returns and drinks his beer "hey, this beer's extra frothy" 'ok lefty, your 5 mins are up' 'your turn righty'