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<Daedalus> uh
<iode> Daed.. jasmine.. we gotta talk.
<Daedalus> yes?
<Daedalus> wait
<Aliel> uhmm
<Daedalus> me?
<iode> ok.
<Aliel> ok
<iode> everyones sitting down right?
<iode> and calm?
<Aliel> no...we're not :P
<Aliel> we're walking around..
<Daedalus> yea.
<Daedalus> I guess
<Aliel> while typing away :)
<iode> hehehehe
<iode> god i love you :)
<iode> um anyway..
<Aliel> i love you too :)
<iode> well..
<iode> i dunno how to break this to you guys..
<Daedalus> uh.
<Aliel> but uhh
<Aliel> you love the fuck outta me?
<Daedalus> ummm
<iode> seems like day after day theres another lie i have to fess up to and admit to myself that i just gotta let you ppl know..
<Aliel> that's nice..
<Daedalus> hahahaha
<iode> Daed ive been keeping this a secret for quite a while now.
<iode> but well like..
<Daedalus> oh shit
<Aliel> hrmm..
<Daedalus> plz dont um
<Daedalus> be something bad
<Aliel> fuck..
<Daedalus> or something
<Aliel> you're a girl?!?!?
<Daedalus> HAHAHA
<Aliel> WTH?!?
<Aliel> WAS THAT A STRAP ON?!
<iode> ok thats it
<Aliel> i didn't know strap ons coudl cum
<iode> im just gonna come out and say it
<Aliel> sorry
<Daedalus> uh
<Aliel> i'll stop now
<Aliel> :)
<iode> im gay
<iode> and i love you Daed
<Aliel> oh yeah
<iode> this isnt a joke..
<Aliel> that..
<Daedalus> uh
<Daedalus> okay
<Daedalus> whatever
<iode> jasmine.. im serious.
<Aliel> damnit, i knew you'd fess up soon
<Daedalus> uhhh
<iode> please don't laugh
<Daedalus> you and jasmine
<Daedalus> are like
<Daedalus> together
<Daedalus> thats it
<iode> it's kind of important to me..
<Aliel> john..
<Aliel> it was so obvious
<Aliel> you have no idea
<Daedalus> iode
<iode> jasmine thats it i cant take it anymore
<iode> we are now officially NOT a couple
<Daedalus> you act like you hate me
<Aliel> my ass
<Aliel> :P
<Daedalus> iode you always hate me
<iode> Daed its just a scheme to convince everyone that i dont have feelings for you..
<iode> but deep down inside it nags and tears at me..
<Daedalus> uhhuh
<iode> Shane, I love you with all my heart and soul
<Daedalus> why the FUCK ME!??!?
<Daedalus> W#&*$
<Daedalus> IM A STUPID FUCKING LAME
<Daedalus> ER
<Daedalus> EVEN
<iode> because youre just so caring and considerate..
<Daedalus> yea fucking right
<iode> youre funny.. you make me laugh..
<Daedalus> sure
<iode> im serious..
<Daedalus> iode
* iode is on the verge of tears right now
<Daedalus> YOU LOVE SEWSHI
<iode> please dont hate me..
<Daedalus> yea
<Daedalus> thats it.
<Daedalus> jasmine; he loves sewshi
<Daedalus> this is like a good joke n' stuff
<Aliel> daed, he loves me..wtf are you thinking hehe
<iode> im sorry jasmine i thought i could keep it a secret :(
<Daedalus> I cant beleive iode would go this far to make a joke
<Daedalus> this is odd
<iode> its no joke
... [msg(aliel)] hehehehe
<Daedalus> uhh
... [aliel(ih8mirc@ppm1-13.purplenet.net)] i love yuo :)
<Daedalus> you've hated me every since i met you
... [msg(aliel)] i love you too :)
... [aliel(ih8mirc@ppm1-13.purplenet.net)] i've been cracking up the whoel time hehe
<iode> i knew right from the start that i was madly in love with you..
<Daedalus> Let me point something out here: "I'M NOT GAY"..
<iode> i just cant help it..
<Daedalus> sorry n stuff
<iode> i know we can never be together..
<Daedalus> but i'm really not gay
<Aliel> john..
<Aliel> why are yuo doing this to me?!?!
<iode> I DIDNT MEAN TO
<Daedalus> I like have a girlfriend
<Aliel> YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER LIE!!!!!!!!
<iode> i didnt think we would last this long..
<Aliel> i can't fucking believe this..
<Aliel> you're fucking leaving me for daed?!?!
<Daedalus> um
<Aliel> YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE..
<Daedalus> this is wierd.
<Daedalus> <Aliel> you're fucking leaving me for daed?!?!
<Daedalus> lol
<Aliel> actually..
<Daedalus> jasmine
<iode> AHHHhhhhhhHHHHHHHH why must i cause such pain and grief!!!!!!
<Daedalus> CALM YERSELF
<Aliel> you'er fucking leaving me for someone you can't have/!?
<Daedalus> iode um, you CANT be gay
<Daedalus> thats impossible
<Daedalus> after all the stuff you've done
<Daedalus> its just uhh impossible
<Aliel> daed..
<Aliel> it's possible..
<Aliel> youd on't know him the way i knwo him..
<Daedalus> yer right
<Aliel> when i went there..
<Aliel> i noticed it..
<iode> i'm a good liar man.. like ive always said.. and i realized tonight.. its time to face the facts
<Daedalus> uh
<Aliel> you should hear the way he was talking to jesse..
<Aliel> how he would check out all the guys..
<Daedalus> jas; how was he talking?
<Aliel> he didn't think i noticed..
<Daedalus> uh.
<iode> you noticed???
<iode> damn.. and i thought i had EVERYONE fooled
<Daedalus> you ppl scare me sometimes
<Aliel> john..
<Aliel> it was so fucking obvious!!
<Aliel> well..
<Aliel> i was also the first..
<Aliel> to uhh..notice your accent..
<Aliel> i notice weird things like that..
<iode> Daed.. im scaring you?
<Daedalus> iode would have been the last person that i would think was gay
<iode> fuck.. i dont want that..
<Daedalus> but he did get defensive
<Daedalus> iode; no
<Aliel> daed..
<Aliel> gawd..
<Daedalus> i think its scare funny wierd haha like
<Aliel> when he went to r0c's house..
<Aliel> they were always like..
<Daedalus> yea?
<Aliel> talking sexy to each other..
<iode> im gay! why do you think i had such a big fuss about you being homophobic.. it bothered the fuck outta me.. to think the one i loved couldnt ever possibly love me back...
<Daedalus> thats fucking nasty
<Aliel> and feeling each other up..
<Daedalus> (to aliel)
<Aliel> he said it was just a joke..
<Aliel> but i know he was really doing shit..
<Daedalus> iode; you can have r0c
<Aliel> he doesn't want r0c
<Aliel> r0c was just a play toy
<Daedalus> uh
<Aliel> GAWD DAMNIT JOHN!!!!!!!!!!!
<Daedalus> he felt him up and stuff
<Aliel> HOW COULD YOU?!?!
<iode> I DONT KNOW :(
<Aliel> we said that we would never keep anything from each other!
<Daedalus> I get horny when I see women
* iode hugs Daed..
<iode> i love you :(
<Daedalus> uh
<Daedalus> ummm
<Aliel> yesterday
<Aliel> he was netsexing guys
<Daedalus> you arent going to tell anyone else are you iode
<Aliel> pretending to be female..
<Daedalus> aliel; OH YEA
<Daedalus> I remember that
<Daedalus> lol
<iode> shit.. you figured it out..
<Aliel> and now..
<Aliel> i find that he actually fucking ENJOYED IT!
<Daedalus> iode wont tell anyone else probably.
<Aliel> I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT!
<Aliel> JOHN YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!
<Daedalus> jasmine; stay
<iode> well i might..
<Daedalus> iode; you told us
<iode> shit jasmine i hate seeing you like this :(
<Aliel> gawd, i love you so much...but now i fucking hate you!
<Daedalus> why not tell tha world
<Daedalus> iode; YOU ARE BI RIGHT?
<iode> i didnt think it would mean so much!
<iode> no.. im gay..
<Daedalus> uh
<iode> i never once did actually get horny looking at women..
<Daedalus> you dont like women at all?
<iode> but guys.. mm yeah
<Daedalus> why'd you cum wif jasmine then?
<Aliel> he was thinking about you...
<Aliel> once..
<Aliel> he murmured your name..
<iode> i was thinking about Lori.. i went out with her in the first place because she was so.. so masculine..
<Daedalus> that is fucking nasty
<Daedalus> jasmine
<Aliel> and i didn't really pay attention to it..
<Daedalus> YER KIDDING
<iode> and you..
<Aliel> i thought i miss heard..
<iode> i was thinking about you too..
<Daedalus> ALIEL; that is a joke
<iode> but there wasnt much to think about.. because i havent seen what you look like
<iode> fuck.. my life is fucked up..
<Aliel> john..
<Daedalus> you ppl are funny
<iode> im NOT TRYING TO BE FUNNY DAMNIT
<iode> wont nayone TAKE ME SERIOUSLY!?
<Aliel> daed, i'm fucking serious
<Daedalus> uh
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<Aliel> i can't fucking believe this
<Daedalus> becuase thats just too fucking wierd for iode (the bastard who kickbans me and stuff) to say..
<Aliel> daed..
<Daedalus> aliel..
<Aliel> he was attempting to cover it up
<Daedalus> I remember I liked tigerkat
<iode> Daed.. havent you ever seen tv shows where guys will punch girls on the 
  shoulder.. and beat up on them and insult them.. and turns out its cuz the guy has a crush on the girl..
<Aliel> by acting like a complete asshole towards you..
<Aliel> john..
<Aliel> remember neff?
<Daedalus> I still kinda do :) but I know that would never happen
<Aliel> you liked him back, didn't you?
<iode> i didnt like neff that much.. he was too old for me.. but he is kind of cute :)
<Daedalus> aliel; you talkin to me?
<Daedalus> oh
<Daedalus> thats fucking nasty there is this gay guy at school
<Daedalus> everyone wants to kill him
<Daedalus> why fucking me
<Daedalus> its always me
<Aliel> you think neff is cute?!?!
<Aliel> gawd..
... [msg(aliel)] lol
<Daedalus> I'm a stupid peice of shit
<Aliel> you ARE fucked over!
<Daedalus> nobody wants me
... [aliel(ih8mirc@ppm1-13.purplenet.net)] :)
<iode> Daed.. please.. i know i can never have you.. but it means -so- much to me..
<iode> if you could just.. kiss me once..
<Daedalus> what does
<Daedalus> fuck no
<Daedalus> sorry dude
<Daedalus> cant do that
<Aliel> john..
<iode> please just a small kiss..
<Aliel> don't you think that's a bit much
<Aliel> BESIDES!!!!!!!!
<iode> just one!
<Daedalus> I'M STRAIGHT
<Aliel> i'm still fucking here!
<Daedalus> no
<iode> and its over forever..
<Daedalus> yea
<Daedalus> kiss aliel
<iode> ill never bother you again i promise..
<Aliel> you want him to kiss you in front of me?!
<iode> fuck aliel
<iode> i want your kiss!
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<Aliel> the one you just fucking dumped?
<Daedalus> i cant fucking do any gay shit
<Daedalus> it makes me vomit
<iode> fine i guess ill have to take action then!
<Daedalus> uh
* iode stares into Shane's eyes..
<Daedalus> oh no
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* iode kisses Shane deeply and passionately on the mouth
<Aliel> hahahahahahaha
<Aliel> lol
<Aliel> john
<Aliel> he left :P
<iode> hehe
<iode> brb copying this into a .txt and offering it in #zero